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I have a good partner

Essay 1: "I have a good partner" 500 words

I have a good partner

I have a good partner

With a chubby face, neat short hair, a chubby figure, and being cheerful all day long - you can tell who it is from afar, she is my good friend - the sunshine girl Guo Siqi.

We are like a perfect match. Guo Siqi is lively and cute. She smiles every day and loves to laugh just like me. Guo Siqi and I often write short stories together. Every time I read it to her, she always laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, your writing is so fun and humorous~"

In my impression, Guo Siqi , belongs to the category of "homework freak", and I also like to do homework in school. After class, Guo Siqi hugged me and said, "Brother, come and have my favorite 'homework meal' with me at noon today." I hugged Guo Siqi and said, "Okay. I also like 'Homework Dinner'~"

At noon, everyone was watching a movie. Guo Siqi slapped the table in tears and shouted: "Ha, let's eat~" I rushed over with my notebook under my arm. We both immersed ourselves in our homework without being disturbed by others. If one of us watched a movie, his hand would be pinched and his ears pinched. Under constant supervision, we are like butterflies flying in adversity, jointly withstanding the continuous storm. Guo Siqi's butterfly was swept away by the storm, and I would grab her and drag her back. If my party spirit is disturbed, Guo Siqi will help me tide over the difficulties. Unknowingly? , the homework is finally finished ~

Guo Siyuqi has a very good character. As the saying goes, if your mind is wide, your body will be fat. Guo Siqi is chubby and has a broad heart. Her anger comes and goes quickly. Just now it was a stick of fire

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I was furious and furious, but in the blink of an eye, we were hugging each other again and became close brothers.

I have a good partner——Guo Siqi.

2/2 Composition 2: "I have a good partner" 1200 words

I have a good partner

I have a good partner, she and I Her grades are comparable, but her English suddenly makes you feel like a poor student. She has big eyes and a big mouth under her curved nose. Her rosy face makes me want to squeeze her a few more times. She is good-looking and has good grades, so she is very popular. She has many friends and classmates who play with her. Of course, if I want to say that the person who has the best relationship with her is definitely me. When I asked her what is the secret of learning, she would say: "There is no secret, gold will always shine." I strongly agree, yes, how can people who study well not be enviable? get out of class is over. During the break, we are friends. For example: I would hang out with her, eat, drink, play, have fun, go here and there again, and have a great time. Just like this summer, under the scorching sun, I invited her to eat "Snow and Ice" together. We chatted while eating, eating cool smoothies, and chatting about happy things. Our friendship has increased. share.

Although they are friends at rest, they are rivals in study.

When I was in Teacher Li’s Mathematical Olympiad class, there were exams in every class. At this time, we were rivals. We were far apart, so as soon as we got the test paper, we worked hard to do it. Once, when I finished, I looked over at her and saw that she was still "running a long distance", and I couldn't help but feel happy, haha, I came first this time. Another time, the answer was, I was 72 and she was 71. We argued endlessly. Teacher Li solved the problem again and it was 72. I was ecstatic about this answer, but what about her? She has already begun to criticize her deskmate. It is obvious that she was "led" in the wrong way, so her answer is also wrong.

How is it? I am a good classmate who is both a best friend and a best friend. Have you guessed who it is? She is Zheng Yangxuan, a sunny and happy girl.

I have a good partner

Everyone has a good partner who is like a brother, comforting you when you are sad, sharing happiness with you when you are happy, To inspire you to keep going when you feel discouraged...I also have such a good partner who helps me when I need help. He is the young talent in our class - Chai Haoyang.

Even though he is not tall, his little head is full of wisdom. A delicate face, a pair of bright eyes, and a eloquent little mouth under a straight nose. Chai Haoyang is knowledgeable and well-read. I always go to him for advice when I encounter difficulties in study. Because he is not tall, he is not very good at sports. However, he practiced running and skipping every day. Through his unremitting efforts, his sports performance gradually improved to moderate. The reason why Chai Haoyang is proficient in all four major subjects is because he knows how to use time.

I remember when I was in first grade, it was the first time I visited Chai Haoyang’s house. I was walking on the road leading to Chai Haoyang's house, thinking: What does his house look like? How many books are there... Thinking of this, I quickened my pace. When I arrived at the door of Chai Haoyang's house, I rang the doorbell, but no one came to open the door. After a while, I pressed it again, and I was like an ant on a hot pot - spinning around, thinking: Why hasn't Chai Haoyang opened the door yet? At this moment, the door opened, and Chai Haoyang's little head poked out from the crack in the door. "Haha! It's me, Chen Rui." Chai Haoyang invited me into his home. "Your home is so big!" I couldn't help but exclaimed. "What books do you have at home?" "Here." Chai Haoyang took me to the study room, and a large bookcase first caught my eye. Rows of densely packed books were stacked neatly in the bookcase. Chai Haoyang introduced to me: "Here is the Pipilu Series, and there are the four classics..." Next, I visited other rooms, and finally came to Chai Haoyang's bedroom has a table, a bed and a bedside table. I asked him: "How do you plan your day?" Chai Haoyang took me to a form. Jump rope three times every night, do homework on Friday and Saturday, and have free time on Sunday... We had a lot of fun that day.

Chai Haoyang taught me how to arrange my time reasonably. Chai Haoyang is my best friend. Composition 3: "I have a good partner" 1500 words

I have a good partner.

His name is Kong Jingyu. He and I are very close. Every weekend, I go to his house to play. He is warm and generous. When I go, he will dump out all the toys for me to play with. When we go out to play, if we see that it is getting late and are afraid of being separated, we will quietly hide in the bushes. At this time, Kong Jingyu is like a soldier with a serious expression, lying in ambush there, motionless. When the adults came looking for us, we let them yell and scream, but they didn't come out. They were anxious to death, but we were secretly having fun! Of course there are times when I come out on my own. As soon as it comes out, a meal of "Belt Stewed Shredded Pork" is inevitable. Sometimes it goes too far. One time recently, we hid for more than three hours. When we were found, we were both beaten like war criminals. But it’s not something adults can control at once. From time to time we would change places. There are also times when we are about to be discovered and immediately change places. When you are about to find it, change it again? But there is always a time to "surrender". So, we ended up finding a new hiding place, you know where? Keep it confidential! Otherwise, you will "get into big trouble"! !

Kong Jingyu is sometimes brave. Once, when I was out playing, I saw a big wolfdog and I was so frightened that I almost dropped the toy gun on the ground. But he was calm, took a brick and threw it over, scaring away the wolf dog. I felt like a hero back then.

Look! He is my cousin, my best friend. Interesting? Come join our activities!

"No entry for those who obey!" This is the slogan of our world!

My little friend

I have a little friend, her name is Zhang Yixuan. She is tall, has a ponytail, walks with a sway, looks innocent and lively, has a pair of glasses on her watery eyes, she really looks like a knowledgeable little doctor. On the surface, she has a very quiet personality, but when she gets serious, she is still very noisy.

That day, a notice suddenly came on the radio, asking several students from each class to go to the teaching office to pick up magazines. Without saying anything, Xuanxuan hurriedly grabbed me and ran to the teaching office. Before I could figure it out, the two of us had already arrived at the teaching office. I asked in confusion: "Xuanxuan, why is it so urgent?" She replied casually: "Oh, the radio said that you should hurry up to get the magazine, so I asked you to come quickly." "There is no need to be in such a hurry. "I said with a smile. She said: "Of course it's so urgent. Are the classmates waiting to see?" From this little incident, I suddenly discovered that she is serious and responsible for her work, never delays at all, and is always in a hurry.

Also, she cares about the collective and helps our class prepare the curriculum every semester. She can get it done on time and deliver it to everyone. She also often helps teachers print test papers. She has contributed so much to our class.

This is my little friend, a person who cares about the collective and is serious and responsible for his work.

My friend

My best friend is my deskmate Cao Keying. She is a cute little girl with big watery eyes

Curved eyebrows, a pointed nose, a small mouth, a mushroom head, and very black hair. Up there he is smart and naughty. She is best at playing table tennis. Once, during the physical education class, some of the students played basketball, badminton, and table tennis. The most exciting thing was the table tennis match between me and Cao Keying. At the beginning, I thought I would beat her, but after the last few games, Cao Keying beat me three times in a row. She played table tennis fast and hard, and she wanted to win. It's not easy for her. Another time, my brother, Cao Ke, and I were competing in running in our yard. My mother said: "Run one, two, three!" My brother, Cao Keying, I ran out like arrows from a string, and ran away. It took a long, long time to reach the finish line, and I only heard my mother say: "The first place is Cao Keying, the second place is Wang Tiansu." It seems that I lost to her again in running, and I am really unwilling to do so. I said: "Let's compete in writing." So, she and I competed in writing, and in the end, she took the first place just like the last time we ran. These few competitions let me know that Cao Keying is very good in both sports and writing. I should learn from Cao Keying. When I mention the word "partner", the first thing that comes to my mind must be that person who looks plain but perseveres. Zhang Yaning who refused to admit defeat o

I remember one day, we encountered a difficult problem when we were doing Mathematical Olympiad homework. We thought about it, but we couldn't solve it. o "Forget it, I won't do it, and I will listen to the teacher tomorrow." ! "I gave up, but Zhang Yaning ignored me and just kept writing and writing. There seemed to be a steady stream of water flowing out from under the pen. Looking at Zhang Yaning who was persevering, I couldn't help but feel a little ashamed.

In life, there are many things that Zhang Yaning persevered in. The most unforgettable thing for me is that bicycle race. Every time I think of it, a feeling of admiration arises spontaneously. "How about we compete on bicycles today?" Yaning He asked me excitedly. I was stunned for a moment: "You are not mistaken! I ride a bicycle very fast, let alone you?" My words were suddenly interrupted: "I signed up to attend our school. Bicycle race o" I was shocked "I know myself. Essay 4: "I have a good partner" 400 words

A fleshy face, a neat short hair, a fat body, cheerful all day long - Yes Who? She is my good partner - Sun Girl Guo Siqi.

We were born together. Guo Siqi is lively and cute, and she likes me to laugh. Little story. Every time she sees her, she always laughs more: Hahahaha, your writing is so interesting and humorous!

In my impression, Guo Siqi belongs to the homework category. , I also like to do homework at school. As a lesson, Guo Siqi walked around and said: Brother, where is my favorite "work dinner" with me at noon today? I also held Guo Siqi and said: Okay, me too. Like “Homework Dinner!

At noon, we are watching a movie. Guo Siqi weighed a pound of the table and roared: Ha, open to eat! I grabbed the book very quickly.

We are doing our homework without being disturbed by others. If we watch a movie, we should pinch our hands and pinch our ears. Under constant supervision, we are like butterflies flying in adversity, resisting the continuous storm together. Guo Siqi's butterfly was washed away by the storm. I will pull her back. If I accidentally interrupt, Guo Siqi will help me weather the storm. Before I knew it, my homework was finally done!

Guo Siqi has a very good character. As the saying goes, a big heart is fat on your body. Guo Siqi looks full, has a broad heart, gets angry faster, and consumes faster. Just anger, violence, a wink, our lovely embrace, becoming a close brother. I have a good partner - Guo Siqi. Composition 5: "I Have a Good Partner" 700 words

The place with her will always be full of laughter, the place with her will always be sunny, and the place with her will have no sorrow... She is me A good partner - Jiao.

She is like a "haunting" little angel. Anyway, she is there wherever I am, and she is wherever I am. We went to learn English together, went to the snack street together, walked on the playground together... She would tell me a lot of cold jokes, and send me to the ice and snow in an instant. She would also talk about celebrities and gossip with me. It would be disgusting to call me "honey".

Her grades were not good. Maybe many people looked down on her, but she was not sad and lived happily every day. Under her influence, I gradually understood: tears cannot wash away the pain. . Instead of moping around all day. It's better to live every day happily.

I remember one time, my favorite pen was lost. I was sitting on my seat, my mouth was pursed, my brows were knitted into knots, and I suddenly "floated" over and turned the little Babyfat's face came over and said in an exaggerated voice: "Oh, dear, what's wrong?" "Damn it, stop making trouble, I'm annoyed. Come on, go on!" I said angrily, she As if he noticed that I was in a bad mood, he cleared his throat and said, "I'm going to ask you a question. If you answer it correctly, I'll leave." "Ask." I squeezed out one word through my teeth. "Let me ask you, why don't you say hello when a medium-rare steak meets a medium-rare steak?" She said with a smirk, "Yeah, because they can't talk." I said coldly, "Wrong! "She jumped up excitedly and said, "Because they are not familiar with each other!" I was stunned and started laughing, but she stopped laughing and said, "My dear, your reaction is too slow.

“Fat banana! "Ming is calling her a nickname again. It's so annoying! Jiao is a girl after all, so how can he call her "Fat Jiao?" As her good friend, I jumped up and punched Ming Ming with my fist, but she agreed: "Huh? What are you doing?" "Hey! Mr. Liu, if he calls you Fat Jiao, do you agree?" I shouted. shouted. "It's nothing." She smiled.

"You are as beautiful as a firework, so beautiful, flying across the uninhabited sky..." The pig-like singing sounded again, and the girls around them frowned in disgust, But I gently reconciled, because she is my best partner. Composition 6: "I have a good partner" 400 words

I have a good partner

Zhou Qirui, third grader at Dongying Ganoderma Education and Training School

Instructor: Li Jialing

I have a good friend. She has very fair skin, long hair, and a pair of big watery eyes under her thin and long eyebrows. When I look closer, her eyes are She will emit a charming brilliance. She is my good partner, An Yi.

She loves helping others. One time I was in a physical education class and it was very cold. I forgot to bring my gloves and there were no pockets on my jacket. My hands were almost frozen when I was running. She noticed it and asked with concern: "Are you cold? Please wear my gloves." Then she forced the gloves to me. I asked her, "What should you do?" She said, "My coat has pockets." My hands were warm and my heart was warm.

Another time, we were in art class and I ran out of colored pens, so she lent me the colored pens. I was very touched, but I didn’t dare to take them, because she lent them to me every time. I'm embarrassed about my stuff. In class, the teacher asked us to draw good friends, and I immediately thought of An Yi. I painted her like the Goddess of Flowers, she couldn't be more beautiful. After class, I gave the painting to her and said sincerely: "Thank you!"

She is like this, good at helping others and not fussy about small things. Composition 7: "I have a good partner" 400 words

I have a good partner

I have a very good partner, her name is Wu Yue.

She is very beautiful, with a fair and rosy face, a small cherry mouth, a high nose, and big watery

eyes. Although she looks quiet on the outside, she has a lively personality and is versatile. She can draw, play the piano, write calligraphy, and dance. Especially dancing, Wu Yue dances very well. She is also a member of the Children's Palace Dance Team.

Wu Yue and I often play together, she is like my biological sister. Wu Yue is very cute. Once, I slept at her house. At night she pouted and said, "Sister Lala (Lele), um (I) can't sleep." Haha, she looked a little bit pouted. Slurred speech. I patted her like a mother and said, "Good boy, go to bed quickly." In the morning, I got up later than her, and she came over again with her little mouth pouted: "Sister Lele, Sun You’re showing off your butt, but you still haven’t gotten up to play with me. “Haha, isn’t it cute? Wu Yue also has a particularly sensible side. Every time we

play with toys at her house, after playing with them, she will definitely clean them up. Even though she is young, she can still help her mother with housework. When her mother mops the floor, she sweeps the floor; when her mother wipes the table, she tidies things; when her mother washes clothes, she washes her shorts? In short, she can do all the housework within her ability.

Look, this is my good partner - a versatile and sensible little girl. I like her.

She is my best friend. Composition 8: "I have a good partner" 900 words

I have a good partner

My daughter came back from her evening self-study and was sitting on the sofa with hot and spicy beef between her chopsticks. face, but his eyes never leave the TV screen. The remote control was adjusted to the CCTV News Channel, and the program preview happened to be playing "An Unforgettable Song--Replay of Old Songs from the Past 30 Years". The old songs were turned back one after another, such as "Grandma's Penghu Bay", "Wine and Wine" "Coffee", "Young Aspirations Don't Tell the Sorrows", "Nothing"... Although I only sang one or two lines in each song, the familiar melody and the lyrics that I knew by heart activated every cell in my body. Every drop of blood boils, and a singing voice is ignited. I couldn't help but hum along and dance awkwardly (I didn't go to the ballroom seriously because I'm timid by nature).

My cheerful daughter was very happy when she saw my silly look, so she started teasing me again: "Mom, I can tell you are from the 1960s when I look at you." (I often hear those old sayings My daughter, who doesn’t like old songs, has learned several songs by ear. She always teases me about this situation to show the existence of the generation gap between us.)

Yes, old songs are always popular. I recall the past, and memories bring appreciation. What was not beautiful at the time became beautiful, and what was not lovely became memorable. I love singing old songs and can easily get lost in them. It belongs to our generation, it has inspired us and accompanied us through our youthful years. Reminds me of the melancholy, madness and beauty of youth. At this time, it would be great if I could have a fellow person to sing, dance, reminisce, and share with me, even if it’s a moment of madness. What a pleasure that would be! But, I didn't. For me, maybe it can only be a luxury wish. If there is, it is that self.

Looking through the yellowed hand-written songbook, I found a song with lyrics that I had memorized while listening to the recording. I tried to sing it softly, but I could still hum it. I really liked it. The title of the song is "His Name is Memory".

I have a good partner,

His name is Memories.

He is a sincere and unchanging friend,

No matter from dawn to dusk,

or from night to day,

he is always there for you. I capture the joy of the past.

He is so persistent,

He cares about me so much,

He always lives in the deep corner of my heart,

No matter where I go,

he follows me wherever I go,

making me never feel lonely at all.

Whenever other friends leave,

he will stay by my side voluntarily,

giving me comfort and filling my emptiness,

He was my best friend, memories!

"A person's life is like walking in the fog. Looking from a distance, it's just a blur, and you can't tell the direction and good or bad luck. At this time, what is needed is courage, let go of worries and doubts, and step by step Walk forward. ”

Memories are to find a quiet grassland while walking, allowing the mind to rest and continue moving forward.

20081128 Composition 9: "I have a good partner" 600 words

Growing up is like an apple, sweet; growing up is like a green plum, sour; growing up is like an olive, Astringent... It is precisely because of these sour, sweet, bitter and spicy things that childhood life becomes so wonderful.

Throughout my long childhood, I was always accompanied by the violin. Just because of it, my life has become more colorful; just because of it breaking into my childhood, I have become happier.

I took out the violin and played a song to my heart's content. The naughty little dots stood neatly in a row, and the beautiful notes flowed between my fingers. As for me, I was intoxicated. In it, let me shuttle in the ocean of music, and fly in the sky where music has the power.

A piece of Schubert's Serenade calms people's hearts. The moon seemed to be slowly rising from the horizon, emitting a golden light. The stars are twinkling in the deep blue sky, the moon is speaking, everything is so beautiful, refreshing and extremely happy.

A Ballade by Polombescu, it seems like someone is slowly narrating his joys, sorrows and joys in your ear. The twists and turns make people have thousands of thoughts and imagination.

A piece of Massenet's meditation can stir up the soul, capture the soul, and make people fall into endless contemplation, travel through time and space, and enter the palace of the soul.

The violin not only brings me happiness, but is also my good partner. When I am depressed, the graceful melody is like a bowl of chicken soup for the soul, giving me great comfort and making me happy; when I am excited, the beautiful notes are like a good medicine, soothing my soul and making me mature; when I am happy At that time, she even shared happiness with me.

Violin, you bring me infinite joy, you bring me infinite strength, you are my good partner in growing up.

I have a good partner essay 400 words

I have a good partner

Xiang Qi, Class 5, Grade 6

I have a Good friend, she has the same grades as me, but her English suddenly makes you feel like a bad student.

She has big eyes and a big mouth under her curved nose. Her rosy face makes me want to squeeze her a few more times.

She is good-looking and has good grades, so she is very popular. She has many friends and classmates who play with her. Of course, if I want to say that the person who has the best relationship with her is definitely me. When I asked her what the secret of learning was, she would say: “There is no secret, it’s that gold always shines.

"I strongly agree, yes, how can one not be enviable if he studies well?

After class, during the break, we are friends. For example: I will go out with her to play, eat, Drinking, playing, having fun, going here and there again, having a lot of fun. Just like this summer, under the scorching sun, I invited her to eat "Snow and Ice" together. ", we chatted while eating, eating cool smoothies, chatting about happy things, and our friendship increased.

Although we are friends from time to time during rest, we are > rivals in study .

When I was in Teacher Li’s Mathematical Olympiad class, we had to take exams in every class. At this time, we were very far apart. When we got the test papers, we worked hard. Once, After I finished, I looked over at her and saw that she was still running "long distance". I couldn't help but feel happy, haha, I was first this time. Another time, the answer was, I was 72, and she was. 71. We argued endlessly. Teacher Li solved the problem once and it was 72. I was ecstatic about this answer, but she had already started to criticize her deskmate. She was obviously "led" wrong, so her answer was also Wrong.

How about my best friend and best friend? Can you guess who it is? She is Zheng Yangxuan, a sunny and happy girl.

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