[Duan Zi] Never be an animal breeder!

Answer: Give me a woman and I can create a country.

I believe! Give you a dog and you can create a race.

C said simply: You must not be a city zoo in the future, or you can create a world of Warcraft.

2:

Xiao Ming asked the teacher for leave, and the teacher said, what happened to the boy?

Yes, that's why I'm going to the hospital for a check-up.

3:

The teacher asked Xiaoming: Did your mother hit you?

Xiao Ming: Yes.

Teacher: How many times?

Xiao Ming: I called three times, but I didn't get rid of it.

Teacher: Get out!

4:

There is a handsome guy on the balcony opposite. He plays with his mobile phone in the sun every day, and sometimes he looks up and smiles at me. My heart is pounding, and I run out of the balcony to see him every day on the grounds of pretending to hang clothes. One day, my broadband expired, because I was too busy to pay, and the handsome guy disappeared. I really want to see him.

5:

My sister-in-law came to my house to play. After supper, my wife is washing dishes. My sister-in-law and I are chatting in the living room. Sister-in-law asked me: my brother-in-law and colleagues all said I was fierce. Do you think I'm fierce? I was just about to speak. . . My wife is in the kitchen, sticking her head out and shouting, if you dare to look, I will break your leg. . .

6:

No matter what my boyfriend does, he always AA with me. Even if he stays on it for a few minutes, I have to stay on it for a few minutes. I always let him come first, so I don't have to go up there. . .

seven

Go downstairs to eat western food with my wife at noon. Check out, 95 yuan. Feel your pockets. No money. The waiter said, your wife is here, and you can't run away. Go home and get it.

I was worried about the safety of my stupid wife, so I flew to the sixth floor and rushed back with 100 yuan. The waiter came forward and said

Hello! Total 105 yuan. I looked at the big red ticket in my hand and the milk tea in the hand of the loafer's wife, and instantly petrified.

Damn it, you'll die if you don't drink it!

Information administrator graduation information

Information administrator graduation information

I said to god, let our friendship last forever. God said no, you can be friends for seven days at most, and I said yes.

Monday to Sunday. God said no, only four days, I said yes, four seasons. God said no, only.

Three days, I said yes, yesterday, today and tomorrow. God said no, two days, I said day and night. God said there was only one.

God, I said, of course, God is at a loss, but what day is it today? I said every day of my life!

I like that there is only pure hope in life, only steady and slow growth; I like the years after washing.

The color of; Like songs that have never been sung; I prefer to be good friends with you all my life!

Rainbow is always after the storm; After spring blossoms, autumn will always come; Loneliness always comes after loneliness; I will always cherish it after missing it; Tears always

After injury; Smile is always behind the rose, and may your good mood always be after the dawn every day! !

Time can take away time, but it can't take away my thoughts of you.

Graduation can take away my thoughts, but it can't take away the friendship between you and my classmates.

The farther time goes by, the deeper I miss, the deeper I miss and the stronger my friendship.

Have a cup of tea, a cup of wine, and gently say: take care of your friends!

You are like a leaf, floating in my palm in the autumn of my life. Another autumn of parting, there are too many.

Reluctant, sentimental. Let go of my hand gently, beautiful leaves need to fly after all.

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Falling down is not a failure, but failing to get up is a failure; Walking is not success, only perseverance is victory.

Ordinary work should be done with an extraordinary attitude, simple problems should be decided with comprehensive thinking, today's things should be examined with a future perspective, and distant ideals should be realized with realistic efforts.

If you feel that your work is boring, then the performance will be overwhelmed; If you think life is boring, then happiness has nothing to do with you; If you think reading is useless, then knowledge is out of reach; If you think friends are unnecessary, then laughter has nothing to do with you.

The road of life is a spiral road. Only by strutting high and turning around flexibly can we reach the ideal peak.

The sea is beautiful because of the waves, and life is perfect because of setbacks. Learning is deepened by inquiry. The work is wonderful because of innovation.

The glory of life lies not in never failing, but in being able to pounce again and again. -Napoleon

Live and be a man among men; Die and become the soul in the soul. -Li Qingzhao

A person's life is to try, and the more he tries, the better his life will be. Emerson

Whoever wants a dance academy will accomplish nothing; He who can't dominate himself is always a slave. -Goethe

Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world. -gu

Suffering is the teacher of life. -Balzac

Life between heaven and earth, if fleeting, is only sudden (Zhuangzi)

Interesting talk: Looking back on my life, I have been the biggest official, that is, the Q group administrator.

1. Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

2. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but you can see the lies at a glance.

3. The lovely me disappeared long ago, and I was replaced by a more lovely me.

It is said that girls are made of water, gentle and won't lose their temper. I think so, too, but I'm surrounded by sprite, so I have to hold it. I can't shake it or break it, or it will explode easily.

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, in the end, he killed all the students.

7. Looking back on my life, I have been the biggest official, that is, QQ group administrator.

8. Today, I played mobile phone to fight the landlord for ten games. After the third game, the two chatted happily. Just when the man asked the woman for QQ, I dissolved the room! Hidden achievements and fame.

9. Don't yell at me. My daughter-in-law has a caller ID.

10. Senior three went to the bank to get a card, and the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I fill in is rectangular. ...

1 1. I won't watch you jump on the kang, I'll close my eyes.

12. In Chinese class, the teacher asked the whole class to recite the text. After three days, the teacher recited the test paper. I didn't have a back when I was called. I crustily skin of head and said, teacher, I only recited the first two paragraphs. Can you tolerate it? The teacher said: well, be tolerant! Don't recite the first two paragraphs, start with the third paragraph.

13. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

14. Always remind yourself that life is too short to eat, drink and have fun with people who want to sleep.

15. Ideal is like underwear. You should, but you can't prove it to everyone.

16. Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Playing the fool, if you do it well, is it called playing the fool?

17. If you wake up at night, remember to cover your roommate with a quilt.

18. You don't like me at all. You talk to me every day just to steal my expression pack.

19. Long time no see, I don't know how ugly you are.

20. Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad teenager for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan, and the delinquent boy gave it back to him, 30 yuan.

2 1. The biggest pain in life is that I didn't see the rainbow after the storm and caught a cold.

22. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps.

24. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.