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Please don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist

1. The numb soul wandering on the edge of love and pain has experienced nothing but a displaced wandering.

2. I feel unhappy when I think about losing weight. When I feel unhappy, I want to eat.

3. The person I love already has a lover. The person I love doesn’t. My lover.

4. A touch of sadness hides a beautiful ending, and a sweet smile leaves behind a sad film.

5. It only takes one second to love someone. The rest of the time is used to win his heart.

6. I said I loved him very much but I forgot that he still had her

7. In a threesome of best friends, one person always feels superfluous and the other person feels embarrassed

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8. Living is the last word.

9. Stop crying. You are no longer at that age where you forget about things after crying.

10. There are some things that cannot be said, but I know in my heart that some things cannot be undone, but they once existed.

11. A clock can go back to the starting point, but it is no longer yesterday. Love can go back to its original point, but it is no longer the same.

12. How much I want to fly the sky lantern that only belongs to us with you.

13. May time be gentle to the girl I love.

14. Please don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist

15. Dear, please don’t remember my existence until you are lonely and helpless

16. Love is very strange. It doesn't mind anything, but in the end it can forgive everything. Just like Tagore said: It rains for her in the eyes, but the heart holds an umbrella for her. This is love.

17. Time will no longer be humble. Promise is like the sea that never doubts the blue of the sky.

18. Just one glance will make my heart beat. How should I face being friends with you?

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19. Don’t cry, don’t sigh, don’t moan; sadness cannot bring back the passing time

20. What makes me feel proud and proud is that so far, the earth is still stepped on by me. Please don't treat me like a fool.

In the past 4 months, I have been coaxed around by coaches introduced by so-called acquaintances. They trusted me to the point of trusting me. They simulated when they asked me to simulate, and took tests when they asked me to test. , time, energy and money are thrown in without any hesitation. The teaching is sloppy and rough, and the attitude is perfunctory. Nothing but simulation is simulation. Every time I meet him, I respectfully greet him and ask him for help. Others treat me as a fool. Now I still call my parents, trying to gain their trust. I will never trust you again!

Please don’t talk about me like a fool

1. Just because I don’t talk about some things doesn’t mean I don’t know. And please don’t treat me like a fool.

2. There is no airtight wall in the world, so don’t deceive me like a fool! Don’t overestimate your self-control. If you can’t control it, then take the initiative to stay away!

3. Don’t treat me as a fool. Not only are you tired, I am even more tired! Arrange things for me as you please, do I agree? I'm not your person! !

4. We quarreled over money again, which happens every Chinese New Year. It has been three years since we got married. . Now I'm numb, and slowly it doesn't matter anymore. But what scares me is that I don't care about him anymore. The difference this time is that I am not angry anymore, and he is angry instead. Maybe the reason why I don’t take the money happily is because I don’t want to be angry, but I don’t want to make it easy for you. Why do you have to keep it when you take out the money? Don’t treat me like a fool every time

5. Full proof I'm really not stupid. I will only get in-depth contact with people who believe me. If I don't believe it, I won't bother to deal with it at all, so don't treat me as a fool. At least I can distinguish right from wrong, true from false!

6. Stop treating me as a fool and making up false excuses to frustrate me.

7. Even though I keep telling myself, don’t care so much, just treat yourself as a blind person, a deaf person, a fool, but damn, I treat myself as a fool, but you can also treat me as a fool. Ah, if you can, do it. If you can't, do it as early as possible.

8. It’s not that I don’t talk about some things, it’s that I don’t want to talk about them. Don’t treat me as a fool and think that I don’t know anything. People have feelings. It’s me who is telling myself, don’t be so If you don't care, you will be hurt in the end. If others don't love you, love yourself more , and you won’t respond to everything, don’t treat me as a fool, and don’t use your moral values ??to kidnap me. When I don’t care about you, you really are nothing.

10. I have character flaws and shortcomings in my abilities, but please don’t treat me as a fool. A piece of candy solved the problem. Do you still want me to use this piece of candy to comfort myself? Own. What a system and rules, my feelings are limited to me, a fool in your eyes, within the system. Do I have to bow down and thank you for the candy, which makes me feel the only sweetness left. Maybe in the few minutes of nodding and acquiescence with you, I have missed the opportunity to pick up 6 pennies and paint the most beautiful moment of the moon. The road is long and full of surprises.

11. I think that a heartless person like me can only let others bully me and do whatever I say. I must also learn to reject others in the future. I really think I am a fool. , I just don’t want to worry too much about it, don’t think I’m stupid.

12. There are many kinds of friends in the world, and some of them truly treat you as a friend. Some people deliberately treat you as a friend for certain reasons. There is also the need to treat you as a friend, and there is no need to fall out with you just because you want to. There are most people like this around me. But I want to tell you: I am a human, not a god, and I cannot tolerate everything. Please don’t treat me as a fool.

13. You can ignore my affection for you, or you can not treat me as a brother, but please don't take my help to you for granted, and don't treat me as a fool.

14. We agreed that only the other one would be our official best friend. Why did you post a photo of you and your other best friend on Moments and not block me? Don't treat me like a fool, see that I only treat you with all my heart and soul, and keep my distance from other people who want to be my best friend. I know that we haven't seen each other for many years, and our views on the world are different. I have worked hard, really worked hard. If you and she are true best friends, why do you complain about her in front of me and say that you can't really talk to her. My you are the kindest and most generous. If you treat her as your best friend, you will still complain about her in front of me. If you don't regard her as your best friend, why would you say in your circle of friends that the photo of you and her is a photo of your best friend. I don't like you having another best friend, and I don't like you being two-faced.

15. To be honest, not having a girlfriend doesn’t mean I can’t find one, and it doesn’t mean that no one likes me (I say I have a big face). And please don't think of me as a fool. I'm really ignorant, but I don't want to be a scumbag.

16. I know some things, but I’m just too lazy to talk about them. Please don’t treat me like a fool!

17. Don’t think of me as a fool because of my tolerance for you again and again.

18. I hope you will treat me as a good friend and don’t treat me as a fool. I will tell you everything and I hope you won’t treat it as a joke.

19. Don’t treat me as a fool. I’m really too lazy to think about it. Don’t take advantage of me. Thank you.

20. Don’t always treat me as a fool. You are smart and I am not stupid. Don’t always use lies to deal with me. When a lie is exposed, you have to use another lie to cover it up. Really tired.

21. Don’t treat me like a fool. That will only offend your conscience. It’s not that I don’t know, it’s just that I don’t want to say it.

22. You are not smarter than me. , don’t take me for a fool. If you dare to treat me as a fool for the first time, I will never give you a second chance in this life.

23. I thought you were just a little willful and a little tempered occasionally, and maybe there was something wrong with you, so I was worried and anxious. I think about you every day, and even though I always insist on not admitting that I may be attracted to you, I think of you unconsciously every moment, and all I think about is you, and I can even put aside my principles just to say a word to you. talk.

But do you know? I've never been stupid, and you don't think I'm stupid anymore. I'm sorry, I really see through your thoughts. I'm just here to flirt with girls. Do you really think I'm stupid? I'm not stupid, I've seen it through, but I'm also stupid. The stupidest thing is that I fell in love just because of a heart-warming word you said to many people. Before today and after today, the wind has never blown, you have never been here, I will never have any unrealistic thoughts about you, I will never give up my principles for you, and I will never be stupid again.

24. You can ignore my friendship for you, you can not treat me as someone you care about, and you can not treat me as a human being, but please don’t treat me as good to you. His contribution and help are taken for granted. Don't take me for a fool either.

25. Is money really important? After going through some things, what matters is not money, but people's hearts. I hope you won't deceive, hide, or treat me as a fool. I am really tired, I will have random thoughts, and I will collapse.

26. Think of me as a fool. I can only laugh. Don’t force anything. It would be meaningless if you force me.

27. Do you want this home? Think clearly for yourself, just because I can forgive you for your betrayal once, doesn't mean I can forgive you for the second time. Don't treat me like a fool, okay?

28. I am not a fool, so don’t always treat me like a fool. Everyone can tell that there is someone in your heart, all the talk is so sad, and the style of singing is so depressing, do you really think I don't know anything? I once tried to let go of everything and get into your heart, but you not only rejected me, but also hurt me all over. No one is willing to trample on you with their heart.

29. If I could do it all over again, I would have never met you; it is beyond my ability to bear, please don’t treat me as a fool, bitch!

After thirty, I don’t want anyone who can’t afford it. I would rather suffer myself than take advantage of others, but I also hate people who always treat me as a fool. I fell into the same pit several times, and I blame myself for not having a long memory. We are always looking for a balance, but there is no absolute balance, it all depends on consciousness.

Thirty-one. I really have nothing to say. I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Fortunately, I treat you as a treasure in my heart. I don’t say a word and just give out red envelopes during the New Year. You blocked me. I am a real person but not a fool. Do you really have no face at all? Are you using me as a spare tire or a monkey?

32. I thought I would make a good friend when I was at my lowest, but I didn’t expect that I would find another person who is different from what he looks like. I am blind again this time. I will meet someone I need to help in the future. I'll never do anything again, I swear. It is said that good people are rewarded, but the reality is really different. I helped him and he treated me like a fool again. I will no longer be a good person. My heart feels so cold and I hope my friend will stop being a good person.

Thirty-three, you are used to what others say about me, but you have forgotten who I am. You always want me to be good and obedient, but have you ever given me a chance? Everything is a negative, even if I ask you to help deliver meals when I go to work, what are you talking about? You won’t eat out by yourself? Don’t know how to order takeout? I just want you to have a meal with me. It's really difficult. . I'm a human being, don't think of me as a fool, and don't think of me as a Bodhisattva. I don't have that big of a heart.

34. I can never accept deception. I hate those who deceive the most. Don’t fool me like a fool. As long as you make mistakes, you will be exposed one day. Unless you never do it.

35. How I treat you in the future depends on how you treat me now! There is ample time! Weigh it yourself! You are good to me, I will always remember it in my heart! If you treat me badly, of course I have a sense of propriety in my heart! Don't take me for a fool! It’s so hard to be a good person!

36. The starting point of bondage and protective cover is for your own good, but we can’t tell what is the right choice. In short, don’t treat me as a fool and control me without the ability to distinguish. , which makes people timid and hesitant to move forward. It doesn’t matter whether you have a new love, it’s just that you don’t treat me as a fool. When a person believes something, he can really take it seriously. I feel a little aggrieved today, the storm and waves have passed, I just hope that there will be no more waves in my heart. The sky is cloudy, the heart is cloudy, no rain is needed. I heard that it rained for 25 days in Hunan. I was lucky to be in the north. After all, I am too afraid of rainy days when I am in a bad mood.

I want to forget everything about a new love, and don't want to start it. I just start it casually, hoping to find her, the person who will love me all my life!

Thirty-seven, I really want to curse people, there are so many villains! If you don’t understand me, can you still be friends? Don't take me for a fool! I just don't want to care! Cause and effect will eventually pay off!

38. I am just slow to react to anything, so don’t treat me like a fool!

Thirty-nine. Only stone statues and fools can smile all the time. I can smile to you all the time, but I hope you don’t treat me as a fool.

Forty. Don’t treat me like a fool. When you're a fool, I'm just too lazy to use my brain; don't think that I don't understand anything, I'm just too lazy to care; don't think that I don't know anything, I'm just too lazy to care.

41. Don’t take advantage of me, don’t treat me as a fool! You just treat me as a slave now, I know, I understand! And I don’t say anything because of my children! I feel sick when I see you now! Do you think I don’t know what you are doing? Everyone knows it! You have never been sincere to me from beginning to end, you just use me to coax your children to do things for you! You caught my weakness, I know it! Don't be too cruel to me!

42. I can pamper you unconditionally, but don’t treat me like a fool.

Forty-three, actually between friends! I am most afraid of dealings with financial interests. I am a colleague with whom I have a good relationship. I will be honest with you. The fact that you blackmailed me behind my back really chills me. In fact, it is only a commission of a few hundred yuan. I really feel that There's no need to hide it from me. I don't want to expose it in person. I just think it saves your face. So you don't want to treat me as a fool. I don't want my colleagues to be so embarrassed.

Forty-four, brothers? Haha, I have grown up drunk and met a few people commonly known as brothers. I think I have done a good enough job! ! ! Don't treat me as a fool

45. I just don't want to delve into it in many cases. There are only two results if I delve into it! Don't take me for a fool!

46. If you see some people and things clearly, you will naturally understand them. Please don't take me for a fool.

47. Many times, it’s not the passage of time that changes people’s minds, but the instant awakening. One little thing can tell a lot about a person. I'm not a fool, so don't take me too seriously.

48. I just said that you have a girlfriend, that’s all. I didn’t quarrel with her or scold her. How come when I got to your place, I changed to don’t get her involved in these messy things. Okay, what's the mess? What happened to her again? Are you pretending to be noble? Do you think I'm a fool? Why do you have to speak for others? What is a matter of principle? The conflict between us is too deep.

49. Don’t treat me like a child, let alone a fool. I’m not stupid at all. , it’s just that some things hurt my eyes and I didn’t want to say them out!

Fifty. You all treat me like a fool. When I laugh, I laugh harder than anyone else.

51. So please don’t go too far. Please don’t think that I am mute or blind. I also have eyes and a mouth. The mouth is used to communicate with friends, and the eyes are I use it to see the world, so don’t treat me like a fool.

52. Along the way, I have fed many ungrateful people with my kindness, but I have been treated as a fool by others. Life is so short, I just want to be nice to everyone around me. Integrity is the most important thing, kindness is the most important thing, and we must treat each other sincerely. You think you are smart and others are not stupid. You can pretend to be stupid sometimes, but don’t think you are really stupid. Sometimes I just don’t want to say it! Dedicated to those who truly love me and those who treat me like a fool!

53. I have always been unknown and have never competed with the outside world for everything, but I hope you will not treat me like a fool. If you piss me off, I will fight to the end.

54. Treat every friend with all your heart and soul, but don’t treat me as a fool. When it comes to playing, you can't tell who is playing with whom.

Fifty-five. Maybe you are starting to enter society, and the problems you encounter are more difficult than before. Nowadays, my relatives and friends often regard me as the silly son of a landlord and give them endless advice, for fear that I will be deceived.

Although sometimes I protest angrily, don’t treat me like a fool! But think about it, in this era where everyone has too much time to take care of themselves, there are still people who are worried about me being bullied and worried that I will suffer a disadvantage, which is actually a very happy thing. Thank you for taking care of me like a fool!

Fifty-six. Don’t treat me like a fool in the name of being good to me. Maybe I’m really not suitable to stay there. I used to be simple, but now I’m so impure. Don’t force me. What's going on with so-and-so? You favor the smart one, but I am disappointed and discouraged. Maybe it's because of my inferiority complex. I'm really tired. I want to leave, but I'm so shameless that I can't bear to leave.

57. Why do some people just feed someone they are not familiar with? No matter how nice they are to her, it is in vain. I am very nice to you. I don’t expect you to treat me like this. I just hope you don’t treat her like this. I stabbed me in the back, don’t treat me like a fool, there is no airtight wall, please don’t get close to me, get to know me, feel sorry for me, and then leave me

1. We always like to constantly speculate on each other’s moods Constantly doubting the other person’s thoughts, then starting to panic, starting to worry about gains and losses, starting to blame yourself for not doing well enough. Facts tell you that caring too much is the beginning of loss

2. Time will not really help us solve anything. Problem, it just makes the problem that was originally impossible to figure out no longer important.

3. I wish to win the heart of one person and stay together forever. You remember me for a moment, but I miss you for half my life.

4. Please don’t get close to me, get to know me, feel sorry for me, and then leave me.

5. Memories can really turn a person into a psychopath. One second, the corner of his mouth was still slightly raised, but this second, his eyes are moist.

6. Home is not about size, but warmth; heart is not about distance, but communication; feelings are not about possession, but longevity; blessings are not about quantity, but sincerity; friends are not about distance, but eternity; care is about It's not about depth, it's about sincerity; it's not about getting along with friends, it's about understanding; it's not about going along with others, it's about pursuit; it's not about greatness, it's about persistence; life is not about length, it's about brilliance.

7. Don’t always feel that you are ugly, have a low IQ, and will continue to live in poverty, because if you feel this way, then these will become facts and follow you closely. On the contrary, you should be full of hope and confidence in the future, and then you will find that it is really what you expected. When you fail, always say to yourself: Life may always have regrets, but the future is still beautiful.

8. Regardless of love or friendship, the ultimate goal is not a destination, but understanding and tacit understanding - it is to find someone with whom you can walk and talk, no matter when, no matter what your mood is.

9. Be a generous woman, do not fight for fame and wealth, and do not fight for money. An An Xin plays her most important role - a virtuous wife, a filial daughter, a loving mother, a competent employee, a considerate friend, and an easy-going colleague. Under the sunset, you can walk in the forest with your loved ones, that will be the greatest happiness for a woman.

10. Sometimes, it’s good to pretend not to know. At least it won’t hurt.

11. The reason why a classic is a classic should not be because of how many people have praised it, but because it can really help you understand the current world and yourself. If it can't do this, either your skill really isn't enough, or it really doesn't matter.

12. Always remind yourself to pay attention to happiness, just like looking at the sun on a cold day, your heart will be warm and bright without knowing it.

13. If your energy is strong enough, then make the crooked path straight; if your energy is not strong enough to break through the resistance, then you have to follow the trend and know how to take a detour.

14. Youth is like a heavy rain. Even if you catch a cold, you still look forward to getting wet again.

15. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment of success, but looking back, the dark and seemingly endless process of groping.

16. Sometimes being a little indifferent, or being a little dull, or looking at the world from a relative perspective is the source of simplicity and ease. …Being kind to your friends and making them believe they are not alone in the world is enough. Looking at them with compassionate eyes will not turn you into Du Fu, but a passerby who provokes them to feel inferior.

17. Many times, we say we have let go, but in fact we have not really let go. We just pretend to be happy, and then touch the scars alone in a quiet corner.

18. Understand the hardships of others, appreciate the kindness of others, know the warmth of others, and forgive others’ mistakes.

19. If you live in the eyes of others, you will be lost in your own heart.

20. There is only one way to succeed - live your life on your own terms. You have missed me, please don't miss my wedding

Beauty belongs to others, don't love her. My wife is yours, don’t be disgusted with her. Life is painful, don't be confused. Life is short, don't panic. Desire is endless, don’t be greedy. Your body is yours, don't be lazy. The job belongs to everyone, don’t take it away. Money is for consumption, don’t save it. Life is rich, don’t bother. Holidays are for leisure, don’t be busy. Friends are forever, don’t forget.

Hanawa said to Xiaowanzi: Wait until you grow up. Will you marry me? Xiaowanzi said: Oops, I can’t do it anymore. I love you very much, but I can't marry you. Because in our family, you can only marry someone from your own family. For example, dad marries mom, grandma marries grandpa, uncle marries aunt, it's all like this. So Hanalun cried

New century men: they can go to temples and kitchens; they can write love poems and sing the wolf of the north; they can drive a BMW and afford a building; they can beat a bad boy and fight You can defeat profiteers; you can wash diapers and paint old walls; you can repair computers and carry refrigerators; you can resist temptation and coax your mother-in-law; the most important thing is: being loyal to your wife is like being loyal to the party!

Today is Children’s Day, and a colleague complained: You said we don’t rest on March 8th, May 4th, and Children’s Day. Who are we? At this time, a voice in the corner said leisurely: We don’t rest during Qingming. Are you there?

Don’t be depressed, life is like an electrocardiogram, everything going smoothly proves that you are dead.

The two turtles were motionless at the head of the field. The expert asked the old farmer, what were the two turtles doing? Old farmer: They are competing for endurance. Whoever moves first loses. The expert pointed to the turtle with oracle bones on its shell and said: According to my many years of research, this turtle has been dead for more than five thousand years. Another turtle stuck out his head and said: Grass! He died without saying a word, leaving me waiting here! Just after he finished speaking, the turtle with the oracle spoke: You lose! Damn, you also believe what the experts say

A piece of paper when you are born, starts a lifetime; a piece of paper when you graduate, a lifetime of struggle; a piece of paper when you get married, a lifetime of entanglement; a piece of paper when you become an official, a lifetime of struggle; a piece of money is a piece of paper, a lifetime of struggle A piece of paper, a lifetime of hard work; a piece of honor, a lifetime of false fame; a piece of paper, a lifetime of pain; a piece of paper, a lifetime of eulogy; a piece of paper, a lifetime of understanding; a piece of paper, a lifetime of understanding; a piece of paper, a lifetime of happiness.

You have missed me, please don’t miss my wedding

Only after walking some roads can you know the hardship; only after climbing some mountains can you know the difficulty; only after crossing some rivers can you know the hardship. Only after you have crossed some hurdles can you know how to transcend; only after you have passed some things can you know experience; only after you have read some people can you know experience; only after you have read some books can you know wealth; only after you have passed a lifetime can you know happiness. Be more happy, worry less, go to bed when you are tired, smile when you wake up, how is your life, add your own seasoning

When I go to college, my physical fitness is poor, my football skills are bad, people become lazy, and my thinking I'm dull, my studies have been ruined, my girlfriend has changed, I'm used to spending too much money, I've stayed up late and got acne, I've stayed in bed and skipped classes, my edges have been smoothed, my fighting spirit has been wiped out, my youth is gone in a blink of an eye, I have no hope for a job, and the only thing I've gained is: my face. Thick