Beach joke

Common allegorical sayings

Love to brag

1, playing pipa on the plane-high-profile; 2, stick your mouth to the sky, stick your mouth to the ground-what a big mouth! 3. Clogs with the bottom off-try your best to brag! 4. The bucket is the corner-a big blow! 5. The wind blows into a drum-brag! 6. The rooster flies to the roof-singing in a high voice! 7. Leather store owner-braggart! 8. Bragging is not a capital crime-bragging!

Love performing.

1, step on Mount Tai-jump high 2, pocket full of thorns-love dew tip 3, half bottle of vinegar-sway very 4, electric fan on the head-splash 5, break the skull without pain-call yourself a hero 6, hit a full ball-love jump 7, powder. Stir-fried beans with slate-jump when cooked 1 1, wash your hands in the gutter-pretend to love cleaning 12, eat wild shit at home-just pay attention to the light outside 13, wear a big shirt on your legs-just talk about being rich and not ugly 14. Qi 17, hanging hydrangea on the rotten hut-fake beauty 18, shrimp proud-jumping 19, sticking out a foot in the sleeve-exaggerated hand 20, hanging board on the chest-what a big brand 2 1, deaf ear-

love

1, it rained three times a day-Shao Qing (affection) 2, the older girl looked at the dowry-a man with a day; 3, rainy and sunny every day-false sunny (love) 4, June mustard-false heart 5, puppet dance-own matchmaker 6. Falling in love in movies-false feelings 10, bangs pulling Meng Jiangnv-dumbfounding 1 1, salt with salt, light without salt-is not good for you. 12, share joys and sorrows-live and die together 13, one in a hundred-beauty 14, marriage on stage-not a real couple 15, flowers facing the sun-love (sunny)1. Kloc-0/, God-fascinated dumb love-by gesturing 29, girls looking forward to the sun-people who want sunny days (sentimental) 30, crying at the theatre-lovers 3 1, beating people with lotus stalks-breaking the silk (love affair) 32, Jia Baoyu getting married-not the master-33

There are many ways.

1, two-toothed harrow-two strokes, two fingers scratching-one more road, three eyes like a honeycomb-many patterns, four heavenly kings crossing the river without a boat-crossing by themselves (degrees), five toothbrushes falling off-orderly, six eyes-striking-striking-striking-striking. Railway tracks in the railway station-10, dragon king's hat-10, rats digging holes-seeking doorways-12, monks picking braids-France (France) 13, ants crawling into the eyes.

be weather-beaten

1. Tofu boat capsized in the sea-from the soup, into the water; 2. Pine trees on the mountain-weather-beaten; 3. Beat shrimp and buy cigarettes-come from the water and go to the fire; 4. He Xiangu went to her mother's house-from the clouds and in the fog; 5. Tire grinding; 6. Dongting Lake.

sadder

1, eat ice for three or nine days-it's completely cold. The child cried when he saw his mother. 3. Drinking ice water in June-chilling. 4. After the meeting, it's sweet to recall bitter thoughts-break up in discord. 5. Grenade explosion-heartbreaking. 6. Burning charcoal with a flagpole (sigh) 7. Go out wet. 8. Crying against the wall-sad alone. 9. Eating ice cubes in winter-it's too chilling. 10. Liu Bei's country-Shouting. 1 1. Lin Daiyu buries flowers-sad. 12. The rabbit died and was very sad. Jia Baoyu wailed bitterly-15 was so sad that a pig's gall hung on the beam-16 was bitter (crying) and sent Lang away-17 was so sad that he couldn't speak, and cried bitterly at night-.

both ends

1, a catty and a half, a five-twenty-thirty nights without a month-every year. 3. The crows in the world are generally black. 4. Pots and adobe-one kiln product. 5. The tortoise laughs and the tortoise crawls-the same as each other. 6. The tortoise doesn't laugh, but rests in the mud. 7. The crow landed on the pig's back-black to black. 8. The old monk chanted sutras-the same 1 1, as salty as the water in the pond-12. Zhang Fei asked Li Kui JY-black to black 13, tiles on the house-half turned and half covered1.

change

1, the child's face changes when it changes; 2, the little doll's face will cry and laugh for a while; 3. The weather changed a lot last spring. 4. The mercury column is unstable; 5, the cock's head is hard and the back is soft; 6, Yin and Yang face is a day. Smile happily, right? 8. Eggplant with yellow flowers-Variety 9. Magic player's ability will become 10. Popsicle sellers will go into the teahouse-one cold and one hot, 1 1. The barber's burden-one cold and one hot, 12 sharpened bamboo skull-coptis dipped in honey-bittersweet-15, cat's eye-16, thermometer-17 ups and downs, and the steel cauldron of fire was dismantled soon.

Not long

1, the cherry in March-red soon 2, the peach blossom in March-Xie 3, building a long shed thousands of miles away-every festival will come to an end 4, the snowman in the sun-not long 5, the frost on the tile-not long 6, the pig in the New Year-7, and the taro leaves will be killed sooner or later. Dogs watch the toilet-wait for shit 1 1, rabbit's tail-it won't grow 12, sugar in a teacup-it won't live long 13, dew in the sun-it will grow 14 soon.

irresponsible

1, December snake-hit once, move a saw 2 or 3 feet long-push and pull; 3, play Guanyin with a big belly-turn a blind eye; 4, practice shooting every day-live a blind eye; 5. Pull a cart with a turtle-be energetic. No stamina. 6. Wang Po sold the mill-didn't push it. 7. Eat less salted fish and dry mouth-it is better to eat less. 8. Eat less salted fish and get thirsty-why bother? 9. Cowhide drum-10, multi-debt-1 1. Close your eyes and eat hairy lice-out of sight is clean.14; Bathing in the rice soup basin-muddling,15; Duckweed in the pond-floating on the water,16; The Monkey King sits in the golden palace-all hands and feet,17; The old monk rang the bell-on that day, the monk hit the bell-and wandered past 2 1, lost the iron bar and carried the lamp grass-and did 22 things to pick up the light, grinding the stove-pushed 23, the plasterer painted the wall-pushed 24 with one hand, put a raft on the shallows-dragged 25, and wore cowhide-denied it. Stand on a high place and watch the fight-stand by and watch 30 ducks cross the river-follow the crowd 3 1, ducks splash water-float (float) over 32, run all over the street with keys-be in charge 33, blacksmith switch to learn to play 34, ride a horse and watch flowers-not go deep 35. Pull the banhu with a wooden stick-one thick and two thick-38, the monkey with leather gloves-all hands and feet-39, a little water-not deep-40, abacus beads-stir it-41,the blind play the flute-touch the tube-42, the deaf push the tofu-

It's hard to talk

65438+ When two dumb people meet-it's not good to open their mouths 10, swallowing charcoal-dumb people open their mouths1kloc-0/,eating fried noodles in the wind-not opening their mouths 12, and the paper on the toilet table-can't be wiped (opened)/kloc- Cooking dumplings in a teapot-I can't pour them out 16, and the dumb person is bullied-I dare to be angry and dare not speak 17, and the dumb person is wronged-I won't speak until I die, and the dumb person calls-I can't say 19, and Qiu Chan falls to the ground-I am speechless.

unclear

1, wooden eyes-can't see through 2, people who can't read the notice-always say it's a great shame. 3, chickens crow in the middle of the night-I don't know. 4, 4, 2 cotton bows-how to play (talk about) 5, rice soup salt-salty (including) paste 6, monkey sun sealed. The deaf interrupt-I don't know, I can't hear 10, fireflies in summer nights-be clear, be dark 1 1, iron gourd-I don't know what medicine to sell 12, and I don't know where to throw this bone.

Cannot be changed.

1, Chinese fir in June-finalized. 2. Wood made a boat-it was expected. The buffalo crossed the alley, but could not turn. The long worm got into the nest, but could not turn it. 5. The crow's wings can't turn white. 6. Brick out of the cave-finalized. 7. Grandma's shoes-old 1 1, dead sheep's eyes-set 12, Guanyin Bodhisattva-18 years old 13, granddaughter wears grandma's shoes-old 14. The bodhisattva in the Chenghuang Temple-standing and sitting 18, dripping from the eaves 19, eating beans without teeth-went in and out of the original 20, the bodhisattva's eyes-motionless 2 1, and the monkey played tricks-the same old story.

No influence

1, fell into the well-I couldn't pull out my ears to scold the magistrate of a county for two or three miles-it's no use 3, three plus two MINUS five-it's zero, four or three years' old scores-what are you doing? 5. Adults are not at home-talk about children. 6. Tofu in ponytail-I can't lift it. 7. Thin mud-hairy chicken-there is no table on the table 1 1, eulogy on the back of cow's ass-empty talk 12, tofu in hair-needless to say/kloc. Play the lute for the cow-eat pumpkin without salt-65438 Lin as a crutch-borrow no effort 20, legless crab-can't walk 2 1, hiding under the bed-useless 22, Song Jiang's military-military (useless) use 23, being beaten by his mother-legally useless 24, willow blossoms- 29. fried rice-tasteless. 30. The Bodhisattva in the Temple-Silence. 3 1. Playing the pipa in the mill. 32. Fill the oil well with wasted snow energy. 33. Dung stick in the cesspit-smell it. 34. Wu Dalang. The cake on the picture can't satisfy the hunger. 38. Peanuts planted on bluestone boards can't take root. It can't bear fruit. 39. This pole is stuck in the eye of the bridge-it can't bear 40. Cutting meat with a blunt knife-no bleeding 4 1. It invites people to cry about their parents-it's fake sadness. 42. Put lime on your mouth-it's a waste of time. 43. Whip made of shit-don't smell (text) don't smell (text). Baja dogs chase rabbits-whether they can run or not. Wet wood won't catch fire. Beat the egg with your fist-it doesn't help 5 1. Iron balls make soup-no oil and no salt. Embroidered pillow-a bag of grass 53. The fishing ground is on fire-the net is on fire (in vain). Hemp straw as a pole-pockmarked noodles-just filled the hole 58, deaf-mute people participated in the Song competition-nothing 59, toothless tiger-biting 60, annual pension-unable to top the existing copper 6 1, scratching through underwear-unsatisfied 62, calendar every other year-useless 63. The loach in the pond-can't turn over the big waves-67. Painting cakes on the wall-can't satisfy hunger-68. Draw a tiger on the wall-don't eat people-69. The blind man wears glasses. Bad nose does not drink -7 1. It's worthless.

Don't appreciate sb. Your kindness

1, water tofu fell into the ash-no blowing, no filming. 2, swearing in a sedan chair-unappreciative. 3, the dog bit Lv Dongbin-don't understand a good man. 4. The dog is sitting on the basket-ignorance. 5, roll the honey into your mouth, you bite your finger-I don't know good or bad. 6, boxing in the sedan chair-

I don't know

1, 12-year-old daughter-in-law-Turtledove in February and June-I don't know Spring and Autumn 3, throwing stones in the well, toad jumping on the drum-I don't know anything. Peony is planted in brazier-I know nothing about it. Sugarcane is used as a brazier-I know nothing about it. 6. Shake the cattail leaf fan in winter-I don't know the spring and autumn. 7. Take a bath under the oil lamp-I don't know the size. 8. Bamboo blows fire-I know nothing about it. 9. Frogs jump drums-there are too many thimbles in the forest (I don't know)-one doesn't know 12, dogs eat zongzi-don't know 13, wear cotton-padded clothes and shake fans-don't know 14, bend a pole and blow a fire drum-become warped (don't know anything). Seeing that wheat is called leek-the whole grain is divided 18, and the deaf are blind-close your eyes and listen 19, the steps made of coal are completely unbelievable. 20. The blind man goes up the stairs-he doesn't know the height-21,and the rolling pin blows the fire-he knows nothing. 22. Toad thought.

crack

1, the eight characters wrote a apostrophe-half a second, 10: 00 to 9.6-almost four (things) 3, the boy saw the Buddha-a little shorter-4, dwarfed-made rice cakes in May and June-half a year shorter-6, compared with the jade character-played in the clouds for a long time. Catch a pole and lean against it-16 is much shorter, the battlements are far apart-17, sparrows fight-18, diamond cut diamond-19, the road doesn't rain, and the dead are in the village-

laugh

1, a hundred Baja dogs pull a cart-only the head moves and the car doesn't move. 2. Crows laugh at the black color of pigs. The crown on the hen's head is very big. The mouse can't get out of the coffin, but it has to go in alive. Toads tied to chicken feet can't fly. 7. chamber pot is not placed on the table of the Eight Immortals-it is not used to hold wine. 8. The camel's head is dead and both ends are stuck-angry and funny. 9. The bear put on a plaster-it hurts so much 10, saying that cows and horses lay eggs-it's a joke-11,and the ants wear glasses-they don't have such a big face. 14, I'll give you a wheat awn- Clear water tightens the belt to pull the erhu-hungry for food 2 1, riding a fast horse to beg for food-running towards a well-off society 22, riding a camel with a golden knife-a big makin knife 23, putting the eggs on the seesaw-I won't go. Can only roll. 24. Put a cattail leaf fan around your neck-get the upper hand. 25. Throw watermelons on the partition wall-quench your thirst for thieves. 36. Toads are bigger than buffaloes-suffocate and burst their bellies. 37. Toads have headaches-all of them are sick. 38. Toads run with the fish-forcibly fill the turtle's grandson. 39. Singing in an empty bowl-poor. Ugly second aunt's swollen face-uglier. 43. June pear papule-a little sour. 44. Turtles eat watermelons-rolling and crawling. 45. Confucius wears a suit-a foreign land. 46. The tortoise laughs at pig black-I don't think so. Crows hate pig black-I don't know how ugly it is. 48. The old woman wears rouge-52, 53, the dog on the stage-can't play lanterns naked on the stage-54, she makes a fool of herself-55, she drinks two ounces of vinegar in her stomach-55, the Zanthoxylum tree pulls down the pipa-56, she sleeps under the Zanthoxylum tree-57, and the egg has long claws-sauerkraut.

be bright and capable

1. Cover your face with one hand-stand alone. 2. View Shili Mountain-climb high and look far. See far 3. People have a hundred skills. 4. The master beats eggs. 5. Tiger balm. 6. Hang the teapot on the plane. 7. The tinker dares to take a big porcelain jar. 8. Put the nail in his pocket. 9. Fifth place .. A bearded veteran 12, a hairy arm-veteran 13, a talented person (Cai) 14, a pregnant woman-the goods in her stomach 15. Make the finishing point-Kung Fu gets home 19, sharpshooter hits the target-20, Petunia's nose-grasp the key 2 1, Zhao Zilong leads the troops-invincible 22, squid on the eyebrows-23, sheets. A sparrow crossing the road is divided into male and female-powerful role 27, a bamboo-hard body 28, a pig and a pig drinking sharpening water-a person with rusty heart (show) 29, a shoe brush with hair removal-regular eyes 30, boating in the footbath-domestic navigation (line) 365438+.

mistake

1, a wheat sieve-full of shortcomings; 2, put a plaster on your hair-something is wrong; 3, morning glory in the water, six feet wet-creating egalitarianism; 4, sores on the beard-there is something wrong; 5. The misshapen wife falls-wrong and wrong; 6, pockmarked face-many shortcomings; 7. Deaf people.

Use more and use less-use less and use less talents.

Cannons against sparrows-overqualified.

I like eating, but I don't like working

1, 28-year-old girl-miss her husband (enjoy happiness) 2, 18-year-old Gong E's sister-miss her husband (enjoy happiness) 3, 80-year-old mother-in-law married Mijia-doing nothing, just fishing for 4 or 3 days, basking in the sky net for 2 days-loafing worker 5, dog falling into the shit tank. Eat with a smile. 7. Beggars don't eat overnight meals-one meal. 8. Egrets looking for fish and shrimp -9. Mosquitoes on the river-10, old sows eat bad rice-1,mice eat noodles-when they buy clothes and drink, they don't care about their mouths, and old women have no teeth to chew bones-just lick some flavor, keep one mouth on both arms-eat everywhere 17, and chickens fall into rice jars-eat a full meal. The fat pig in the bar-sleeping 2 1 after eating, the teapot was knocked off-fell off. 22. Pugs jump into the toilet-have a good meal. 23. The mouse in the biscuit shop-eats food. 24. Chopsticks in the restaurant-eat fish every day. Always eat fat. 25. The duck is busy in the water. 26. Wang Yan has a complete shop-Dead Eating. 27. Pig Bajie fell into the slop bucket-eating and drinking. 28. The life of chopsticks-sleeping after meals. 29. Snuff got into his mouth-eating ready-made food. 30. Lazy cows and horses work-more shit.

Good people and good deeds

1, carpenter's plane-unfair care; 2, limestone into the fire kiln-keep the world innocent; 3, Zhang Fei sells hedgehogs-people are strong and goods are hard; 4. People who put ducks on bamboo poles-cash cows 5. Lanterns in the Southern Tianmen-take care of them; 6, shochu is pepper-heroes visit heroes 7. Playing with cotton in a black hat-an official with a bow (Gong) 1 1, a shrimp falling into the pot-a dead or red savage 12, a big snake crossing the road-a walking python 13, and a cold-eyed bystander. Gambling and beheading-bullying 17, patients throwing iron balls-struggling 18, begging sparrows to lay eggs-bullying 19, catching chicken wife-20, peeling toad-still struggling 2 1. Mr. Butcher dropped his ledger-24, twisted melon-not sweet; 25. Wooden pillars supporting the crooked wall-26. Blind cats dragging chickens-27. Frog's skull-28. Crabs crossing the road-climb over the road.

confused

1, seven catties of flour mixed with three catties of paste-in a fog-2, foot binding in the middle of the night-note 1-3, buying a cat in a cloth bag-4, turning west when things leave the east gate-5, washing your face with rice soup-6, washing your hair with rice soup-

Don't communicate with each other

1, the little bald head followed the moon-no one touched anyone's light. 2. The car has gone. It doesn't matter who follows the horse's footsteps. 3. Well water does not interfere with river water. 4. The light bulb is not ventilated. People who die of thirst without water have nothing to do with hunger. 6. Bean dregs paste New Year pictures. 7. Two ears can't stick together. 8. Sisters get married together. Open the door at the back of the house-only people are allowed 1 1, cut the grass with a blunt knife-pull down 12, horns, buffalo horns-corners (each corner) 13, and tie a rope to the heel-pull down 14.

Words are more meaningful than what they say.

65438+ Knock on the door and shock the pillar-beat about the bush-10, the meaning of drunkenness is not in wine-another picture-1 1, Xiang embroidery bread album-there are pictures (words) in the picture.