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An empirical composition of 800 words.

Aesop's fables are really household names. It embodies the truths in daily life that we can't perceive through short fables.

Let me tell the story of the donkey crossing the river. The master asked the donkey to carry the salt across the river. The donkey accidentally slipped into the water, and when it climbed to the shore, the salt became lighter. The next day, the donkey thought that the last time I fell into the water, I became lighter, and this time I will. So the donkey jumped into the river, and sure enough, the salt became lighter. The master discovered the plot of the donkey and wanted to cure it. This time, the master asked the donkey to take a sponge to the other side of the river. The donkey thought that jumping into the river could reduce the load, so he jumped into the river and almost drowned. Salt dissolves in water, so it becomes lighter. Sponge is put into water, sucked into the water and becomes heavy, so it sinks into the water. This story tells us that we should not be self-righteous. Acting only by experience will make empirical mistakes.

When I was a child, the Chinese teacher told me an idiom story "The Moon is Passing Through the Cow", which is still fresh in my memory. Niu Jiao Wu Niu, who lives between the Yangtze River and Huaihe River. Five cows are very afraid of heat, and they take a big breath at the sight of the sun. Over time, it saw that the moon hanging in the night sky was mistaken for the sun, so it gasped in a conditioned way, so it was called "black cow spreading the moon". This is a typical empirical mistake.

There are many such examples in life. I also made an empirical mistake. I am a model lover. There is always a toolbox on my desk, and every time I put the knives neatly in the box.

On this day, I was trying to take out a tool knife from the box. Because the knives in the box are always in good order, I just feel a sharp pain when I watch the model's hand reach into the toolbox. Poor guy, my hands are covered with blood. It turned out that my hand was cut by a random knife. Wow! They all blame themselves for doing things by experience, which has caused the disaster of mass annihilation and made empirical mistakes.

This incident taught me a bloody lesson and made me understand why empiricism is unacceptable.