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How did my brother-in-law trick him into the dragon bed in history?

After the big week, she first married into the deep palace, and she and Li Yu were very loving; It's a pity that Zhou Qiang is in poor health. As soon as he was ill, he gathered his family to take care of him in the palace. In this way, Zhou Wei followed her father and brother to visit her sister. When the "brother-in-law" noticed her, Zhou Wei was just 15 years old, just like a delicate flower in bud. Ma Ling in the Book of Southern Tang Dynasty? Zhao Hui's biography called Zhou Wei "alert, intelligent and quiet". Presumably, my sister-in-law may not have a heart, and Dajiefu has long been interested. This man 14 years older than Zhou is not only a master of ci poetry, but also an expert in romance.

The History of the New Five Dynasties describes the life experience of Li Yu (937-978) in detail. Southern Tang Dynasty was a short-lived court with three monarchs, which lasted for 39 years. Strictly speaking, the Southern Tang Dynasty belonged to the warlord regime, and it went to the emperor first, and did not dare to expand. Since the second generation of Li Jing, in order to avoid offending his strong neighbors, he can only call himself "the Lord of a country." Li Yu, the "late master", is the sixth son of Li Jing, whose name is from Jia and the word is heavy. He ascended the throne at the age of 24, and became emperor in 15. The history book says: "(Li Yu) has a big forehead, long teeth and heavy eyes." But because of his strange appearance, he can't get the talent to rule the country and level the world. As a son, Li Yu is filial and easy-going, and as a monarch, he is soft and suspicious. More often, he looks like a bohemian "angry youth": "He is arrogant, sensual, likes to float, and has no sympathy for political affairs." Like all literati, he is obsessed with ci fu, zodiac, wine and beauty ... ordinary people still enjoy it. Li Houzhu, who likes to eat, drink and be merry, is most willing to work hard on poetry and women. As early as a week ago, when he indulged in bed, he began to miss his sister-in-law as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. The seed of a girl in love is hard to resist the offensive of a romantic veteran. Besides, Li Yu is a powerful monarch and a talented person and a beautiful woman. How can he refuse easily if he likes it all too late? This led to a "harem scandal".