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What's it like to have a Shandong roommate in the dormitory? What are the characteristics of Shandong people's speech?
? I remember the first time, I said to her, "It should be very cold in your northeast now, right?" "My little darling glared at me and corrected me lightly and said," I'm from Shandong, and the three northeastern provinces don't include Shandong. "
The second time, I asked her, "Hey, do you all like walking around the village head covering your ears?" "My little cute continued to give me a dirty look and corrected me:" The second time, I am from Shandong, not from Northeast China. "
The third time, I asked her again: "Is your northeast industry not developing well?" How did you hear about the transformation and upgrading? " "This time, my little cute is completely angry. She yelled at me, "You geography idiot, if you don't understand, go back and look through geography books. I have said several times that I am from Shandong, not the three northeastern provinces, Jilin, Liaoning and Heilongjiang. Also, people can't do that, and they are in a slow growth period of transformation and upgrading! " I smile apologetically: "forgive me, I got 29 points in geography placement." I always thought that Shandong was in the northeast, and I felt like I was on the map! Is that area all northeast? Can you stay a little longer! " My little darling kept yelling at me.
In short, my roommate in Shandong is a little cute at ordinary times. She is very serious about cleaning and likes to help me solve problems enthusiastically, but if I make her angry, she will still scold me. And the more angry, the more unkind, but I still like my cuteness. But my Shandong roommate doesn't have a Shandong accent, but speaks fluent Mandarin. I'm sorry about that. After all, I met a classmate who thought Jilin was showing off his Northeast dialect in class, which made me almost laugh.
Shandong is a vast region with different accents in different places. For example, Qingdao and Weihai have different accents, so do Jinan and Linyi. Weihai and Yantai are the most difficult to understand, and Jinan should be the closest official dialect.
I have met many Shandong people, and I feel that they all speak very straight. When you encounter many things you don't like, most of them are open-mouthed and straightforward, no matter whether your little blx can bear it or not. This is probably closely related to their personalities. Shandong people are straightforward and say whatever they want. At the same time, if you have a Shandong accent, you are Baoyou. That accent makes you laugh. If you are not careful, you may choke on your own saliva.
I invited my friend to dinner on his birthday, and I met a friend who thought Shandong was sitting next to me. Others booed and drank, but he just said no, no, no,no. After getting familiar with it for a while, he blushed a little, carefully lowered his head and attached it to my ear and said, "Am I not like the Shandong people you think?" Actually, my family can drink well, but I can't. My family laughed at me because I was not from Shandong. "Ha, ha, ha, at that time, I was a geographical idiot. I didn't know that Shandong people could drink. Shandong people are very cute or cute.
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