English joke: Two flights.

When Ji was thirty-five years old,

He bought a fully automatic plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of stunts.

Ji has a friend. His name is Mark. One day, Ji suggested taking Mark on his plane. Mark thought

"I've been in a big plane several times.

But I have never participated in any competition.

So I'll go. "

They went up.

Gee flew for half an hour and did all kinds of stunts in the air.

When they came down again,

Mark is very happy to come back safely.

He said to his friend in a trembling voice

"well

Wow; wow

Thank you very much for traveling by your plane. "

George was very surprised and said

"Two trips?"

"yes.

My first and last time

"Mark replied. The first time and the last time

George bought a small plane at the age of 35 and began to learn to fly. Soon, he can fly well and do all kinds of aerobatics.

George has a friend named Mark. One day, George invited Mark to take his plane. Mark thought to himself, "I have been in a big plane several times, but I have never been in a small plane." I might as well have a try. "

After liftoff, George flew for half an hour and did various flying stunts in the air.

Then they landed. Mark was glad to get back to the ground safely. He said to his friend in a trembling voice, "George, thank you very much for letting me take a small plane twice."

George was very surprised and asked, "Two flights?"

"Yes, my first time.

But it's definitely the last time. "Mark replied.