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Who can tell a few rhyming jokes or crooked poems?

On this day, as usual, the teacher shouted at the noisy class:

"Don't-don't-noisy! ! ! Everybody be quiet.

Is it good to order? "

No one in the class paid attention to him. .....

When the teacher got angry, he tossed his head and left. Prepare to complain to the principal.

When the headmaster and teacher came back to the classroom angrily and were about to start cursing,

Unexpectedly, I found my classmate safe.

sit still/quietly .....

"What's the matter? ! How did everyone become so excellent? 』

(The teacher steals in disbelief.

Hi! ! )

"Is what happened? 』

(All is silent)

"come on Monitor, you say! 』

The monitor is terrible

Meaning to stand up, low head mumbled something:

"Old ... teacher, you say ... if one day.

When you walk into the classroom,

If you find the whole class quiet ...

..... you will die for us! ! ! ! 』