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A thief sneaked into a mansion and rummaged through it. When he was ready to leave, the master came back. The thief hurriedly grabbed a sack beside him and put it on his body. He crouched in the corner of the living room, afraid to get out of the atmosphere. The host is an alcoholic. He entered the room drunk and saw something in the corner of the living room, so he went over. He repeatedly touched his pocket and kept muttering, "What is this? Huh? " The thief was impatient and shouted, "Pumpkin! Idiot! " After hearing this, the host couldn't help complaining: "Why didn't you say so earlier? Let Laozi guess for a long time! "

The patient said to the doctor, "Oh, there seems to be something wrong with those oysters I ate."

"Are those oysters fresh?" The doctor asked while pressing the patient's abdomen.

"I don't know."

"What color is the meat when you peel the oyster shell?"

"What? Want to shell and eat? "

A man got lost in the country. He asked a child for directions. The child said, "Give me 10 yuan and I will tell you the truth." The man gives the child 10 yuan.

The child said, "To be honest, I don't know."