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Huang Yongyu's Classic Quotations
1. Clear love, direct disgust, sincere love. Stand in the sun openly and praise yourself loudly.
You feel the pain of parting at the first meeting. You must have fallen in love with what kind of environment and who.
The foundation of "distrust" in our hearts is too deep and we have failed too many good intentions.
Generally speaking, if it touches me, I will remember it all my life.
5. Time flies, I almost drank the "disease" for most of my life. What a pity! With good friends, I always feel that time is not enough. It is one thing that a person should try to create, but it is another thing when he realizes that he should try to create at once. Especially not angry is that everyone's time is wasted by a few bastards! Suddenly grow old together! The pain is really overwhelming.
6. Do a career seriously, and then read all the interesting books in the world according to your own interests.
7. Fei Lengcui is a place with both culture, compassion and humor. Love it, including its shortcomings.
8. Italy, especially Fei Lengcui, will feel cordial and warm whenever you come into contact with gods or historical figures; They are like your friends, relatives and neighbors-tearful stories, trivial right and wrong, unspeakable love words, drunken and childish declarations. ...
9. Sincerity is more important than skill, so birds always sing better than people.
10. Russia has a strong cultural status and foundation, but there are few accomplished literati isolated from Western European culture. Modern Tolstoy, Turgenev, Chekhov and even Gorky all lived in Europe. Russian land gives artists great fantasy space; And European culture gives them some possibilities and essence of fantasy.
1 1. Don't underestimate what you touched when you were young.
12. I heard a saying: The best home in the world is in Italy, the best home in Italy is in Emerald Hill, and the best home in Emerald Hill is in Lishan, free soul.
13. In Italy, you can make Italian friends in one minute, one o'clock, one day, one year or life. As long as you are sincere, that friendship is strong and long-lasting.
14. Do you know that in life, what you like and pursue is often your enemy? Adhesive paint is explosive, and grasshoppers are entangled, and you can't get rid of it for a lifetime.
15. After the Cultural Revolution, he was released from Qincheng prison. He has short legs and just sat down when he entered the room. The old cat lying under the bed for many years recognized him and struggled to crawl around his feet. The next day, he died. It waited for the Summer Palace for eleven years. ...
16. I believe and admit that there is a terrible power that makes the "lonely" ghost of the fighter peep day and night. It permeates anyone and feelings of any nature in any historical period. Overcoming loneliness is more difficult than overcoming parting. Boccaccio was afraid.
17. Strange personalities come from strange experiences. Apply Tolstoy's famous saying and change it to: "Normal people have the same personality, but strange personalities are different."
18. If the child falls, let him get up by himself as long as he doesn't bleed or get hurt. In some families, when children stumble, they will look back at their parents before deciding whether to cry. This is the cunning given to him by God. Parents should never be fooled, which will drag themselves down and harm their children for life.
19. A historical change and political struggle is always good for human progress; If you can't touch it, let people see it; If you can't see it, you must expect it.
20. I have many respected predecessors and brothers, and my achievements in this life are always a bit irrelevant. Mr. Ji crossbow, with profound knowledge and noble personality, was finally passed down as a new and old style poem, which was simply a joke. Uncle Shen Congwen's last work before his death was Catalogue of Clothing History, which made people laugh and cry. But they're all great. Brother Leping has been running around the country for more than 60 years, holding Sanmao's hand all his life, spreading love, forming a good relationship, which has added luster to the cultural history of the motherland and consumed the strength of moving mountains.
2 1. Sheep, sheep! I'll kill you in a few days, you don't know anything; Just like ducks and chickens, when you grab the roots of their necks, you think people are joking with them ... you know that you are a sheep and know nothing but eating grass. You think you can eat grass like this every day. You don't know what death is like. Death is more painful than a hundred or ten thousand. Look, you're still eating grass. You can't understand what I'm saying. Understanding is useless.
22. I remember that he also drew three hairs at that time. I don't remember where or what newspaper I used. He sat at a small table by the window, drawing the same picture over and over again. If one hand turns unnaturally, draw another one, and the back of the head is not allowed to draw another one. By the sixth time, he was angry himself. I said, "In fact, the paintings are all good, so there is no need to redraw them." He was serious, pointed his finger at me bit by bit and said softly, "Don't talk!" " Do things thoroughly, so that you don't talk at home! Don't ask others to tell you before you change, remember to hang up! "
23. cry, forest! Cry if you should! However, you have no tears. Trees with only roots are no longer alive, so today's loess is the past of the forest; What's the use of water control in Yu Xia after destroying the forest? There were dinosaurs in the more distant past! Today, leaving only ashes for future children? One day, children don't know what a tree is. They breathe dry wind! Trees, the legend of the future. On that day, if there is another life called a child. ...
24. When I was young, I had a friend in his seventies. He is a blacksmith who makes guns and a bandit. I once asked him to cast a shotgun. He often pinched the red-hot iron pipe directly from the furnace cavity by hand, and then tempered it with a hammer on the anvil. When I reminded him to use iron tongs, he hurriedly threw down the iron pipe and got angry: "What are you yelling about? Look, it's bubbling! It hurts! "
In other words, if I don't remind him, it doesn't hurt to hold a red-hot iron pipe. It's incredible.
26. The photographer took aim behind the machine and told you not to move. What can people do to stay still? Cut off your head! Get shot! Then, suddenly, the front cover was opened and suddenly closed, bringing everyone's Shen Yuan in. Hearing this, you must hide in a dark place where you can't see any light, and then you can take pictures, even if you are cursing something, you think! If it's aboveboard, why are you so secretive?
27. When you grow up, you will understand that this kind of nest has filled your skull and your heart all your life. When you are in pain, loneliness and sadness, you clearly know that the nest, the person who used to be in the same nest, will suddenly run to your heart, or comfort you as before, bring back the warmth of the bed in the past, and look at your eyes and smile.
28. The crisis of cultural suffocation cannot be mentioned in the same breath. We can't know where it hurts and where it dies. Now, can you taste it? Year after year, keep harvesting and chewing the evil consequences planted in the past; And has been sowing the seeds of suffering and ignorance for the future.
Generally speaking, if something is out of temper, leave it alone. If the temperature drops, it will be solved naturally. Top, time-consuming, cool after cleaning, both sides will be funny when they think about it.
30. These two people have been separated all their lives. They cried so much that their words could not express their meaning. The language of parting is beautiful.
3 1. People who are not close to drama seem to be born with a dislike of arithmetic, and it is useless to enlighten them.
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