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Who do you think the most improved person looks like?

When I saw this question, I was really moved. The people I saw making the most progress were my classmates in junior high school. She is really awesome. Of course, she relied on outside power and her own diligence. In junior high school, our grades were about the same, but she accidentally got admitted to the key class and came last, while I got admitted to the ordinary class and came first. It seems like I'm going to have a smoother ride. After all, there's still a slight gap between the last place and the first place. As long as I develop well, I also have great potential.

But my classmate has more potential. As the last one in their class, he likes the first one in their class. This boy is very good, but very ugly. According to the actual situation, there is no problem for this boy to get admitted to Zhejiang University or Xiamen University. If he performs well, he may also go to Tsinghua University and Peking University. My classmate is very scheming. She is in love with this boy. He calls the boy all the time and asks him to do his homework. I often see them reading together in the reading booth, and sometimes in the study room. They, they talked about topics together in the evening. At first I thought to myself, that’s it, there shouldn’t be any big storms.

After all, everyone sincerely does not want to be similar to you. If someone suddenly becomes much better than you, this is a kind of jealousy in the human heart. Later, I suddenly saw his name on the school's ranking list. At first, I thought it was just a person with the same name. She went from over 600 to the top 15 in the school. I don't even know how she did it. Oops, I am also a thick-skinned person, so I went to ask him how to make progress? She told me to read more books and ask more questions. That's it, he seemed to have turned on a cheat, and his grades continued to improve. Finally, she scored 609 points in the college entrance examination.

To be very sincere, I don’t even know what score I got in the exam, but I remember clearly that she got 609 points. Look, look, this is the kind of person who makes the fastest progress. Although I am envious and even a little jealous, I have to admit that he is indeed very powerful. Even with outside help, it still requires a lot of effort on his own. After all, it is not an easy task to break through more than 600 places. So attitude is really important. ?

Afterwards, I summarized why he made such rapid progress. The reason was his perseverance. He also has a heart that refuses to admit defeat. Of course, it does not rule out that he has some scheming, but I think everyone has scheming. Like this, he used his own scheming to change his own destiny. Although I don't know if his feelings for the South are true, I think it is his own business. I won't even ask.

If two people develop real feelings through constant running-in, then it would be better for them to be together in the end. Although others are uglier, their looks cannot be used as food, and their abilities There are still some. If you can give me a chance, I really want to borrow her boyfriend. I also want to play a little trick and change my destiny. Of course, this is just a joke. Many times, if you want to make the fastest progress, you have to make efforts that others cannot imagine.