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The teacher is here
Cast: A Wang B Zhao C Lu D Zhang Narrator Liu
L Narrator: (music: Ode to Joy) Campus life in No. 1 Middle School, as we get along, day by day After walking through, we are familiar with this kind of life, familiar with every table and every chair here. We have struggles and dreams here. Of course, small happiness and warmth are also indispensable in life:
Chapter One day
A What will be in the next class?
B Mathematics, it seems that I haven’t finished my Chinese homework. Please make up for it as soon as possible, make up for it as soon as possible!
A. Why are you doing Chinese supplements for math?
B What if the math teacher comes and asks those who haven’t done their Chinese homework to go out and stand?
A [looked at B for a while, nodded seriously] That makes sense, I’ve also finished writing Chinese...
(Everyone sat down, C looked at the table, everyone put the math The books are sorted and ready for class)
C (walked to the center of the stage and coughed) Students, the teacher is busy and can’t come today, so go to self-study!
A B D (It’s easy again, haha! But it’s different)
A to D Have you finished your math homework?
D I’ve finished writing, what’s wrong?
A Then let me tell you a cold joke! [An expectant tone]
B I’ll hold you back, what you said last time was not funny or cold at all, you still...
C What she said last time was What a joke? You tell me and I listen.
B That is to say: Xiao Ming had his hair cut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiao Ming, your hair looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt aggrieved and ran outside to cry. Crying while running, running while crying, and then... [pause, swinging hands like wings] he flew...
C What's so funny about this?
D Actually, I think it’s quite funny. Why isn’t it funny?
B You said that Xiao Ming just got a haircut and a kite haircut, so he wasn’t afraid of being investigated by Director Liu of Moral Education. In the end, he flew up. Those who didn’t know thought he was Hou Yue on Mars. Uncle is visiting Earth! Not logical at all. Where's the cold? How funny? (Dancing with joy)
A. You have to smile a lot. Look, everyone else is laughing!
B Am I funny? Others say that my smile is low.
A. What others say are all lies. You believe my sister. Look at my sincere face. (Blinks her eyes and looks at B) Do you believe it?
B I believe it
C Do you believe this? ! [Contemptuous tone]
B I believe a proverb, but no one with a sincere face can believe it!
D That’s right, Shuze, you have to believe me. Look how good I am to you.
B Zhang Hao is still kind to me!
D Please help me get some water after class later, I want some hot water...
B Zhang Hao, your face looks more "sincere", really. (B looks at D with contempt)
A Why isn’t get out of class over yet? It’s true that the teacher isn’t here anymore, and I suddenly feel that time is passing so slowly. What do you think?
B Maybe it’s because without the teacher, your problem-solving speed has slowed down.
D It’s better to have a teacher, (takes out a paper), I can’t solve many of the questions here.
Have you solved this question?
B Oh---this question...choose A!
D No, not...
B Then choose 3C
D No, I want to say...
B Wait, then 4D is the right choice!
D... Actually, I want to say that this is a big question (very helpless)
B Okay, then you Just choose A, B, C and D.
B (ran out) get out of class is over.
A C D This person is too unreliable (sigh!)
(get out of class is over, ABCD have packed up their things, put away their books, drank water, and looked at their watches, the four of them Change seats)
The next day, in math class
B is so happy for A, there is no math homework! You, why are you so serious?
B Why are you so happy? Haven’t you seen it? Because there is no math homework! Did you memorize an extra English text? ! It's terrible. [In a sad and angry tone]
C (stepping forward helplessly, in a normal tone) Classmates, she still has something to do and can’t come, let’s go to self-study!
D There is no one to teach on behalf of me. What should I do if I fail the final exam?
B Well, you remind me of Mr. Shang, a bilingual teacher, "CNR" (you know the tone), you know?
A Do you think the teacher is sick?
C I don’t know, maybe there is something else. Our teacher is still very responsible and will not stop coming easily!
D Well, it makes sense, but I have to review. God, Lord, bless me with good grades in the exam. I will come back and buy you some sauce-flavored pancakes! Buy one! (Put your hands together, very piously, and then study hard.)
B Let me test you on the college entrance examination chemistry question: A and B can transform into each other, B can produce C in boiling water, and C can be produced in the air It is oxidized to D. D has the smell of rotten eggs. What are A, B, C, and D?
C I don’t know, it seems to be related to organic matter.
D This question The question is very difficult. We have never learned many of them. The answer should be: A. Thioethyl isovalerate B. Thiethyl valerate C. Thiol D. Hydrogen sulfide A. Zhang Hao, you are amazing! We all know this, but we haven’t talked about it yet! (Looks of admiration)
B is wrong, this is a brain teaser, okay? You are thinking too complicated. The answer is: A is chicken, B is raw egg, C is cooked egg, D of course. It's a rotten egg!
C It seems that Shuze is very knowledgeable about eggs.
B No, my love for chemistry has reached the point of obsession.
D Then let me ask you a question: What are the elements in the 4th subgroup of period 5 on the periodic table?
B ····
A I’m stupid again, can you do this?
Can B not do it?
A Yes, you can, but you can’t not.
B But I really don’t know how!
A You must know this!
B [gnashing teeth] If you don’t let me, I won’t serve you food! [Ignore B] A Yes
D Then can you?
D Actually, I don’t know how either. Narrator (cautiously) So which of you can do it? 〔A B C all make "contempt" gestures〕
B You are so stupid, you didn't realize that we were acting in a skit!
A You, stop talking, don’t you know we are in math class?
D Yes, we are making a lot of noise in class. Stop talking all the time. You won’t be able to study well.
C Really, it’s disturbing my study! ! (Baoding accent) [Everyone started to study, flip through books, write, etc.]
D (stands up) I suddenly thought of something.
C What's going on? (A B is very confused)
D It seems that the next class is English. There are two paragraphs of text to memorize, right? Sketch script
(They took out English books one after another, looked for English books in a panic, and started to memorize English.)
D Okay, I admit, this is the infinite charm of English (put The English book stood up and started memorizing it nonstop)
Narrator: (Music: Ode to Joy) Maybe, one day or two, we talked freely and happily in math class. But will it still be like this after the Nth day? (To avoid ambiguity: N is greater than 2 and less than or equal to 10) Is the teacher here?
Day N
C Classmates, I’m not here anymore, let’s go to self-study!
B I miss her so much. The teacher never comes, my mathematics, the great Newton, Einstein, Liebig, Altman. Okay, I'm rambling again.
A I am sad. The math teacher always doesn’t come. Although I can understand her situation, we need her! Teacher, come back quickly!
(Take a moment to adjust your mood)
(music "The Mark of Rain")
B I still remember that the teacher always explained carefully in class , No, she reviewed it for us. If we were wrong, she told us many ways.
C Yes, we really need her. The math teacher is a good teacher. She can always patiently explain any questions I don’t know. Tell me how she can stop coming. Woolen cloth? (Very sad)
D I also hope that she will come back soon. I remember Liu Yutong asked her when she would come back, and she also said that she should prepare well for the HKCEE and study hard! I think the teacher should understand us and help us take care of us. We should also understand her. Do you think so? (It’s more sad here)
A Yes, I really want to tell her how I feel. I feel so contradictory. I hope she will come back soon, and I hope she will take good care of her "little family". I suddenly realized that teachers are so great. Sometimes, we don’t need to say that they are like candles, nor do we need to compare them to gardeners. They are ordinary people like us! But great ordinary people deserve our respect and wait!
Narrator: Until the end, the teacher did not come, but she left us with blessings and expectations!
(Photo provided by Miao, thank you!)
"Video"
[Empty for 2 seconds]
Narrator: (music The emotions between us may be ordinary and ordinary, or they may be so ordinary that we have forgotten them, because they have been with us for too long. However, when we lose it, we start to discover it and cherish it, which may be too late. However, this is definitely not the latest, because they are by our side and we still have time!
Everyone said together: Teacher, thank you for your hard work! Bow to everyone.
The whole drama is over!
Thank you all for your participation in making this show a success!
Organized by: zhl201612
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