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A compilation of 75 classic stories telling the truth
2. There is almost a gap, and if there is a gap, it is much worse.
Anyone who has really worked hard knows that the IQ gap is insurmountable.
It's not someone who annoys you, but you annoy yourself with someone's words and deeds.
5, giraffe, tall, slender neck dangling, it is really convenient to eat leaves, and you can eat enough by sticking out your neck.
6, eat a bowl of batter, the batter is smoking (hot). The batter smoked and rose to the horizon. Tianya drums, Yunyang house!
7, the dog can't be fed too full, and people can't be too good to him! Endure pushing your luck for a while, and take a step back to make the situation worse. Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster.
8. Nothing is difficult, as long as you are willing to give up.
9. Those hurtful words said on impulse are hopeless regrets in the future. So try not to talk more when you are in a bad mood.
10, the more familiar you are, the more you know where it hurts.
1 1, men like beautiful faces and women like sweet words, so women wear makeup and men lie.
12,2345, go up the mountain to shoot tigers. Tigers don't eat people, they only eat Truman. Truman got angry and drank dichlorvos. If the hospital can't cure it, you will fart when you go home!
13, parents are still struggling, but you are showing off poetry and distance.
14, don't say that life hurts you. Life doesn't even know who you are.
15, sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a slap. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.
16, sometimes I feel so tired that I really want to forget.
17, don't tell others everything, what you say is from the heart, they are just joking.
18, ups and downs to see Chu friends, rich and poor to see women.
19, allow others to be different from yourself, and allow yourself to be different from others. If you understand the first half, you can be tolerant. If you understand the latter part, you dare to live high.
20, with Cai Fengyi, plucking the phoenix is not as good as chicken.
2 1, advise you not to drink, drink wine and look at the spring flowers without saying a word, thinking that you are always promiscuous.
22. With the growth of age, people will always become more and more tolerant, so many things are not really solved in the end, so forget it.
23. Money can't communicate with God, but it is enough to communicate with people.
24. At that time, when I was young, I liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I'm fine. I only like money.
25. Don't believe in natural beauty, especially with the growth of age, all the beauty in the world smells of money and sweat!
26, the weather is hot and the fans are annoying; I'm afraid I don't have that kind of snack, so I'll cook my food for you. Flies also join in the fun, grab a full stomach!
Girl, when no one is behind, you must live like a man.
28. Making money can cure all affectation, and having money can cure all inferiority.
29. No one in this world is static. Others are alive and the earth is turning, and the sun and the moon are still floating. So mind your own business.
30. Since ancient times, the strong have been respected. With strength, you can naturally gain glory and respect.
3 1, never blame others for not helping you, and never blame others for not caring about you. On the road of life, the only person who can really help you will always be yourself.
What I can't get is that I don't want it. What are you? I want to smile at you.
33. Etiquette is the foundation of communication, and peace is the foundation of life.
34. Don't reason with the "hustler" because he always thinks he is right.
35. All the long-standing places in this world are tireless because of their hearts.
36. You are smart, you are beautiful and you are important.
37. It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face.
38. Be a layman, thank you for your love and thank you for meeting.
39, things see through, you will understand how to proceed; When you see through human feelings, you will understand how to get along; I don't want to do anything if I see through things; I don't want to be a man if I see through human feelings.
40. It is only after your efforts that you find that the IQ gap is insurmountable.
4 1. Fasten your seat belt and keep your head and hands out of the window.
42. If you don't have money, what can you do to maintain your feelings, stabilize your love and contact your friendship? With your mouth? Stop it, everyone is busy!
43. It is the human heart that releases infinite light and creates boundless darkness.
44, some people, you help her seven points, but she thinks you owe her three points.
45. The Great Wall is divided into east, west, north and south. It is full of intrigue and misery. The authorities have lost all their money, leaving the best without fighting. Relatives and friends hurt each other and can't sleep at night. All kinds of injuries are useless, the Great Wall is destroyed, and the family is harmonious and full of laughter.
If one day you are beaten, don't be surprised, it's because your mouth is in trouble.
47. Don't hesitate or wander. If you hesitate or wander, you will get nothing today.
48. Humble flattery will only lead to indifference. Only when the world is strong can you win others' attention and treat you as an equal can you win real respect.
49, classmates are classmates, fly separately after school, and that's it for one day.
50. A good woman is like gasoline. Once she has it, she has motivation. Bad women are like airbags. Once we meet, there is danger.
5 1, now I believe in letting nature take its course. Don't say I don't care, even if I do, what can I do?
52. Get up early and get greedy for the dark, and look forward to the sunset at dawn. Moving stones and bricks by cart tired the waist beam. After the full moon disappeared, the flowers withered and smelled delicious. It's very cold in winter in Xia Yan, so it's sad to dream of Huang Liang.
Anything you like to do is not a waste of time.
54. Win or want to win. If you lose, you want to turn over the book and gamble to the end.
55. Don't associate with people who have no literacy, lest you be influenced by them. You must know that those who are close to Mexico are black, but you must also be determined not to be wicked, keep your mouth shut, and think twice before you act.
56. Husband, don't be cool with me, don't be jealous of me, make concessions when quarreling, and hold on when you are beaten!
A true friend can read the sadness in your eyes, while others believe the smile on your face.
58. There is no need to feel sorry. People who are not suitable always have to be separated.
59. People say they are most afraid of getting lost, but I say I am most afraid of you crying.
60. There will always be times in life when your heart is turned upside down, but in the eyes of others, you are just a little more silent than usual, and no one will be surprised. This kind of war is doomed to be alone.
6 1, don't show your wounds to others easily, you never know whether others are laughing at you or pitying you.
62. The sense of security comes from having money to spend and having enough to eat, which has nothing to do with anyone.
63. If you want to leave, please draw your sword at once and forget it.
No one in this world has an obligation to be nice to you, so you should think so. Those indifference and meanness are taken for granted, and those gentleness should be cherished.
65. No one cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and no one cares if you have to toss and turn for several autumn. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process themselves. When we all understand this truth, we won't be melodramatic in front of people and tell people relief everywhere.
66. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.
67. What men can't resist is new love, and what women can't resist is old love.
68. People who understand me don't need my explanation, and people who don't understand me don't need my explanation.
69. Don't underestimate me or overestimate yourself.
70. What I want is simple. You always think too complicated about me.
7 1, more and more entertainment, less and less happiness.
72, traffic safety is very important, traffic rules should be kept in mind, develop good habits from an early age, don't play games on the road.
73. Big bullying, small treasure bullying, no culture.
74. The world is really small. When you don't wear makeup, you will always meet some people you want to see. You make public, you meet your ex untidily, you don't have a disguised date, you meet your rival in love.
75. Like a flower, no matter where you are, no matter what the surrounding environment is, you still bloom your beauty and live wonderfully.
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