What are some jokes that make others angry?

One day, a little rabbit was running in the forest. Suddenly, it met an elephant who was about to eat opium. The rabbit ran up and said, "Alas, elephant, why did you do such a thing to hurt yourself?" Come and run around the forest with me. "So they ran several times in the forest. After a while, they met the giraffe who was about to suck. The rabbit ran up to him and said, "Giraffe, Giraffe, why did you do such a thing to hurt yourself?" "Come and run a few laps in the forest with me." So they ran a few more laps in the forest. At this time, they met the lion who was about to suck K powder. Little rabbit ran up to him and said, "Oh, lion, how can you do such a thing that hurts yourself?" Come and run around the forest with me. "As a result, the lion beat up the rabbit. The elephant and giraffe puzzled and asked, "The rabbit took us to the forest to breathe fresh air. Why did you hit it? "The lion said angrily," This dead rabbit took me crazy in the forest after playing ecstasy every day. Shouldn't you call? "

My nephew loved sleeping when he was a child. Once he slept until dawn, and he cried and said, "Turn off the lights, turn off the lights!" "I said," It's the sun. " He said impatiently, "Turn off the sun! "

Colleagues educated the baby and said, "Study hard in the future. You see, mom didn't learn well before, and now she has to go to school. Dad always has to work overtime if he doesn't learn well. " The baby burst into tears. The teaching goal was achieved, but the baby cried and said, "poor mom and dad!" " "Colleagues are dizzy!

Once a father asked his children, "Who is in charge of the family?" Without thinking, the baby said, "of course it's dad." Dad is the head of the family. " Dad listened and left happily. The mother knew and said to the baby, "Baby, who do you think is in charge?" Well said. I'll buy you candy. "the baby said," it's mom, mom. " "Didn't you say that dad is the head of the family?" "Yes, but mom is the head of the family, and wherever her head turns, her neck turns ..."

My colleague will go to kidney calculi and rest at home. His little nephew asked kidney calculi what it was, and he said that if you pee, you pee. His little nephew said in dismay, "Uncle, when you pee, you must spread your legs, and be careful not to let the stone hit your feet!" " "

Once my little nephew went to a restaurant for dinner. The waiter saw him cute and joked with him, "When you grow up, shall I marry you?" Who knows the little nephew said solemnly, "No, your boyfriend is going to be jealous, be afraid!" " "cold! He is only three and a half years old.

Occasionally, one day a male colleague was drinking and eating in a roadside restaurant. He saw a little girl in her early thirties looking very cute, so he went up to tease her: "Shall we play together?" The little girl glanced at her colleague and said, "No, my mother said the little girl played with the little girl." My colleague never gave up and said, "I'm a woman, too. Will you play with me? " ...... Later, the girl's answer was classic: "I don't believe it, take off your pants and show me!"

When I was a child, a little boy and a little girl took a bath together. The little boy wanted to show off their differences. But the little girl always thought that what she didn't have was installed by the little boy himself. Such a desperate pull ... as a result, it's terrible!

My sister's child. I once asked him, "Is the big one better or the small one?" He replied, "The big one is good." My sister asked him again, "Are you a big bad guy or a little bad guy in the future?" "Big bad guy." Laughing down!

In high school, the whole school should wear school uniforms, and a repeat student never wears school uniforms. Teachers in charge of this field look at it every day and ask why they don't wear it. The classmate was furious and said, "My mother is not dead. Why should I wear mourning clothes? ! "

In Chinese class, the teacher woke up a sleepy classmate to answer questions. This classmate is in a daze and can't speak. The teacher is helpless: "Hey, will you do it in the end?" ? No, you scream, too! Classmate: "Cheep." "The teacher is sweating.

The exam is coming in high school. One day in geography class, the teacher reported a place name on it. Let's talk about local minerals. After talking about many places, the teacher suddenly said, "What is produced in Jiangnan?" The boys in the class said in unison: "Jiangnan produces beautiful women!"

In biology class, the teacher said, "In fact, weasels don't eat chickens. Once, scientists locked chickens and weasels together. What will happen to you the next day? " A classmate chimed in: "Is the chicken pregnant?"

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