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Humorous quotes about a broken car
1. The beautiful scenery is okay even if the car has a flat tire on the road.
2. Speechless. I thought my car had a puncture. I pushed it for a long time to the repair place, but the result was that it was just flat.
3. When a car has a flat tire, young drivers always lament on WeChat Moments, while old drivers have already put on spare tires and moved on.
4. This was the second time in my life that I experienced a flat tire. I was frightened and passed a pile of sand and rocks in front of someone else's house on the path. I skidded on the pile of rocks and hit a fire hydrant.
5. Lose your driver’s license, undergo a blind trial, and get a flat tire. It's too difficult.
6. When I started the car, I found that the car was out of gas. Just after leaving the park, the car had a puncture. And then this month’s salary has not been paid. It is too difficult to live a stable life.
7. The past few days have been really bad. I just finished washing the car and it started raining the next day. The rain stopped. When I went out to play, I found that the car had a puncture.
8. Staying up all night and getting dizzy, having a flat tire in the car, losing money and being stuck in trouble, feeling bad, so fucking cool
9. I also want to join the team, but I gained weight and my car had a flat tire.
10. I have been under great psychological pressure recently. My car had a flat tire this morning, and while I was waiting for roadside assistance, I cried while sitting in the car.
11. I am really impressed by this road in Zhouzhuang. First the car fell into a pit, then the car had a flat tire. Today the tram ran out of power halfway along the way.
12. I didn’t make it last time because of a flat tire. After many days, I finally had it! ! ! It’s not easy to have a barbecue.
13. I couldn’t sleep until three o’clock at night, had a flat tire while driving in the morning, and had to submit the first version of the construction drawings next Tuesday. Life is too difficult.
14. The first time I encountered a flat tire on the road, was there any prince passing by to strike up a conversation?
15. I guess I was injured today because the water went backwards and I fell into a ditch? The car had a flat tire late at night.
16. I am a very lucky person today. My car had a flat tire when I went out, so I even bought a shower head with no holes.
17. I ran a red light the day before yesterday, my car had a flat tire yesterday, and I was rear-ended today. Forget it, don't go out.
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