Humorous tricks to seduce girls

Humor routine to make girls happy 1: Girl: Okay, I’m going to take a shower. Boy: Humph, how could you do this? Woman: Huh? What's wrong with the shower? Man: Since we are good friends, you don't even take me to the shower now/Humorous routine of rolling eyes to make girls happy 2: Woman: It's getting cold today. Man: Did you notice that my arms are warm/Shy to make girls happy Humor routine 3: Male: A pair of A, haha... Female: Huh, my breasts are not big to begin with. Male: It’s okay. There is a saying called childhood sweethearts. Do you know what it means? Female: A good match? Male: No, it’s a humorous routine that I’ve been playing since I was a kid/shy way to make girls happy 4: Male: I miss you, are you thinking about me too? Female: Humph, there’s no such thing. Male: I’ll pull your little piggy nose and make you hum. Humor routine 5 to make girls happy: Man: What are you doing? Female: I just got up (it’s 11 o’clock at noon) Male: You are a little piggy Female: Hum, you are the male: Haha, but I also like the life of a pig, and I also like you~ Humorous routines to make girls happy 6: Male : I have a dog at home. My mother wants to throw it away. Can you adopt it? Female: I don’t have much time to take care of myself. Man: Well, then we can only throw it away. It’s so pitiful. Female: If you really want to throw it away, then you should keep it for me. What kind of dog is it? Boy: I am single. Humorous routines to make girls happy 7: Man: Hey, let me ask you a personal question? Woman: What? Man: Do you have a boyfriend? Woman: No! Man: Do you want me to introduce you to one? Woman: Who is it? Male: That person has the same surname as me, his name is. . . (Say your name euphemistically and mysteriously) Humorous routine 8 to make girls happy: Man: What type of girl are you? Woman: I feel that I am more cold-blooded. Man: No wonder, I suddenly feel very cold now. It makes girls happy. Humor routine 9: Woman: I seem to have gained weight recently. Man: Indeed, I can feel the heaven and earth shaking when you walk. Or: Where are you fat? You are obviously a little fairy who does not eat whole grains. Humorous routines to make girls happy 10: Female: I am very punctual! Male: Well... I am always on time, and I am never late for more than an hour. Humorous routines to tease girls 2 1. Humorous routines to make girls happy 1. In fact, even if the girl in front of you is a very taciturn person, everyone will always have something to laugh about. As long as we can observe carefully and find the point of his laughter, we will naturally be able to successfully make this girl happy. 2. If you usually treat him in a humorous way when you two get along, then we might as well try to get along with him in another way. For example, when you two get together at the beginning When he is in trouble, you can say something to him seriously to make him feel that the situation is very serious. When he faces you with a serious attitude, you smile at him knowingly, and then make a face to him, and believe him. I will definitely find your behavior very funny. 3. You can do something different to make him happy every time. For example, today you will make a clown to date him, but next time you will get along with him in a different way, so that he will be full of joy every day. It feels fresh and naturally makes me very happy to be with you. 2. Humorous jokes to make girls happy 1. I have been very unhappy recently, do you know why? Because I haven't been able to see you in the past few days. As long as I can't see you, I feel flustered and even my breathing is not smooth. Is this because I have loved you to my core? ? 2. Take a look at whether I have changed a lot recently, because I can't sleep well recently. I always think of you when I close my eyes. When I think of you, I feel happy. When I am happy, I can't sleep. Why do I Just thinking about you makes me want to laugh? If you can always make the other person feel happy and smile when you are with a girl, I believe that the two of you will definitely be happy together and can successfully attract his attention to you. attention. Humorous tricks to seduce girls 3 Love talk routines to seduce girls 1. I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can’t help missing you. 2. More than just ambition, I have planned a lifetime of longing for you. From the moment I met you, I will never give up until I see the loess. 3. You are a thief. If you don’t steal silver or gold, you just steal my heart. I am a soldier. I don’t attack the city or plunder the land. I only guard your heart. 4. Before I met you, I was confused. After being able to see you, the ape jumped out and the horse galloped away, leaving only his heart, completely thinking about you.

5. I can’t be a good person or a bad person. I just want to be your lover. 6. I want to give you a hug, the kind of hug that involves holding your waist with two hands and encircling your arms together. 7. Sometimes I hope my life is only one day, holding your hand from morning to night; sometimes I hope my life is long, spending every sunset with you. 8. Some people say that not meeting you in the best time is the most regretful thing in life. Before you came along, there was no blooming season in my life. 9. Only when I met you did I realize that I was homeless before. Holding tight to you is like a boat docking. You are the beginning of my happiness. 10. I want a hug, a head touch, a chin support, and your wholehearted love. 11. Falling in love with cigarettes and matches is a dedication to love. Rats love rice, which is a pursuit of self-love. I fell in love with you, it belongs to God's arrangement, there is no reason why you can't become my favorite. 12. I am willing to be your army alone, put aside my arrogance, hold your hand and be your hero. From now on, you don’t have to be alone, because I am your support in all directions. 13. My dear, I love you not only because of how you look, but also because of who I am when I am with you. 14. I like three things, the sun, the moon, and being with you. Leave the sun to the day, the moon to the night, and you to myself. 15. You will become a little star, shining in other people's world, so I want to hide you in my eyes before going to bed. 16. I want to spoil you like a three-year-old crybaby, a person who sheds tears if you don’t reply for three minutes, and just favor and pamper you for no reason. 17. I like you very much. Just like the weather forecast says it will rain tomorrow, I can hear you tomorrow. 18. I don’t want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit the young master’s chest. 19. It has become my habit to listen to your noise every day. Watching you go crazy every day has become my hobby. 20. Do you like the warm sunshine in the morning? Let me tell you secretly, I drank the rain, blew the fog, and crumpled the dark clouds into balls and ate them. I just want to expose you and melt the unhappiness in your heart. 21. My heart is like a rock sugar hawthorn, sweet for you and sour for you. Can I take a bite so I can hold it secretly? 22. The spring breeze ten miles away is not as good as you, the summer sun over the mountains is not as good as you, the autumn rain is not as good as you, the winter snow cover is not as good as you, it is all you outside the dream. 23. 23. I fall in love at first sight. I like you at the first sight. I just like you. I have saved a lot of love words. When you like me enough, I will tell you. 24. Little cutie, do you know? Since the day I met you, every step I take is to get closer to you. 25. I smell your scent, like mint julep. I should be sober, but I get drunk just by smelling it.