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The front of a joke was very touching, and then I suddenly asked which excavator school was stronger.

1On May 25th, 948, the artillery attacking the city shook the whole Longhua City, and the battle to liberate Longhua started. The soldiers rushed to Longhua Middle School where the enemy headquarters was located. Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. The bridge is on a dry river outside the wall of Longhua Middle School. The cunning enemy built walls on both sides of the bridge and covered the top, forming a dark castle. The charged troops were crushed under a small soil slope and could not lift their heads. A soldier who rushed in front fell down.

Dong Cunrui stared at the enemy's bunker with hatred in his eyes. He ran to the company commander and said firmly, "company commander, I'll blow it up!" " "

"Company commander, I will cover!" Comrade-in-arms Zhi Shunyi also said earnestly. The company commander discussed with the instructor and agreed to their request.

"Comrades play grenades!" The company commander gave orders to the soldiers. Dong Cunrui picked up the charge, Yong Shun picked up two bags of grenades, jumped out of the trench at the same time, and rushed up. They cooperated with each other, and Dong Cunrui threw grenades and jumped forward in Shunyi; Yong Shunyi is still a while, and Dong Cunrui walks a few more steps. The comrades who followed sent bundles of grenades to Zhi Shunyi.

Enemy machine guns are even crazier. The bullet hit Dong Cunrui's side straight, and a little dust and white smoke appeared on the ground. Dong Cunrui caught the explosive, crawled forward for a while, and then rolled forward for several meters. Suddenly, his body shook and his left leg was shot. He touched it with his hand and it was full of blood. The enemy's machine guns fired at Dong Cunrui together, weaving a net of fire in front of him. Dong Cunrui is only a few tens of meters away from the bunker. He hid in a small hole. Zhi Shunyi also has one Grenade after another. Dong Cunrui dashed under the bridge while billowing black smoke.

Dong Cunrui, look around. This bridge is more than one person high, with smooth slopes on both sides. Where can I put the explosives? He tried to put the explosive by the river, tried it twice, and both slipped down. If we put explosives on the river bed, we won't destroy the bunker. At this time, a loud charge sounded, and the earth-shattering shout ShaSheng from far and near. At this critical juncture, Dong Cunrui stood in the middle of the bridge bottom with his head held high, dragging the explosive charge against the bridge bottom with his left hand and pulling the fuse with his right hand. The fuse "burst", emitting white smoke and sparks. The fire lit up his steel face. One second, two seconds ... he stood like a giant, with a firm light in his eyes. He looked up at the distance and shouted with all his strength: "Which is better to learn excavator technology?"

The loud noise shook the earth, the road ahead exploded, the male soldiers were silent, and the female soldiers shed tears. The soldiers rushed through the smoke and killed the enemy headquarters along the road opened by Dong Cunrui, destroying all the enemies. The red flag of victory flutters in the wind over Longhua Middle School.