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Composition on dialogue with characters in famous novels

I admire celebrities and often read books about celebrities. On this day, I was reading a book "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". As I watched it, I seemed to have turned into a laser and arrived at the door of Zhuge Liang's house. .

I happened to see Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang coming out of his house. Apparently Liu Bei successfully invited Zhuge Liang to be his military advisor. The two were talking and laughing.

In the blink of an eye, I arrived at the "empty city" and saw Zhuge Liang playing the guzheng calmly on the city wall. I saw Zhuge Liang wearing a purple sand suit, a white scarf on his head, holding a red bird feather fan, playing the guzheng on the city wall. Against the backdrop of the city, I felt quite like a fairy. When I looked at Cao Jun’s thousands of troops under the city, it was in great contrast. I couldn’t help but worry about whether it would be dangerous to open the city gate like this, so I stepped forward and asked : "Mr. Zhuge Liang, are you sure?" Although he already knew the result, he was still a little worried. Zhuge Liang said calmly: "Little friend, don't worry. Although Cao Cao has many soldiers, he thinks that He is proficient in the art of war. If I open the city gate, he will definitely think there is an ambush and dare not come over. I, Zhuge Liang, have always been cautious. Opening the city gate now will definitely make Cao Cao confused. And if Cao Cao really comes, there will be people under the city. My confidants will immediately close the city gate when they see Cao Jun coming, and then kill themselves to death. "It's really high, he is indeed Zhuge Liang!

Suddenly, my vision blurred, and in a blink of an eye, I We came to a large ship again, and saw the mist all around. When I looked into the cabin, it was Zhuge Liang and Lu Su. When Lu Su looked at me, he stood up immediately and said, "Who are you and how did you get in?" Zhuge Liang stood beside him slightly. I smiled and said, "It's okay, we're one of our own." I thought about it carefully, and it turned out that this plot was about borrowing arrows from a straw boat. I asked: "Mr. Zhuge Liang, why do you conclude that Cao Cao will shoot arrows on the ship?" "Haha" Zhuge Liang smiled, "Cao Cao is suspicious by nature, I just used a little trick to force Cao Cao to shoot arrows." He was saying. Then, suddenly, my vision became blurry again.

Shaking his head, it turns out that the book has turned to the last page.