China's jokes about table manners.

Crystal shrimp slices

The friend said: Do you know if you have a plate of crystal shrimp for dinner, should you eat it with chopsticks or a spoon?

I said: it should be okay.

The friend said: no, you should eat with a spoon. Do you know why?

I said, I don't know.

The friend said: Because crystal shrimp is too slippery and chopsticks are too slow, you can only clip one at a time, so you have to use a spoon and dig a lot.

I realized that I had been crying for a long time. My friend asked, Do you know whether to dig a spoonful or half a spoonful?

I smiled and said, of course, a spoonful. How many!

My friend patted me on the head and said, idiot, you have to dig half a spoonful to look like a lady. Then everyone else digs a spoonful and eats slowly. You dig the second spoon and then the third spoon before they finish eating, so that the crystal shrimp will bottom out. Then, when others eat the first spoon and want to dig the second spoon, there is not much left for them, so you can take the time to continue eating your second spoon.

I suddenly realized that I had learned to eat more and keep my manners!

Sea cucumber article

This should be the joke above.

The friend asked again: Do you know how to eat sea cucumber?

I said, I didn't eat much. I'm not sure.

A friend said: sea cucumber is slippery, and everyone generally knows to eat it with a spoon. At this time, you should take the initiative. As soon as the sea cucumber comes up, you will come forward with chopsticks and say, "Come on, everyone, don't mention it, eat the sea cucumber!" " "So everyone will be embarrassed to take a spoon when they see you holding chopsticks, so they all pick up chopsticks clips. At this time, you can quickly sit down and pick up a spoon to dig sea cucumbers to eat!

I shook my head and sighed helplessly: That's funny!

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