Jokes should be funniest, civilized and long.

Someone bought a big barrel of good wine on Christmas Eve and put it outdoors.

The next day, he found that there was a quarter missing, so he posted the words "No stealing wine" on the barrel.

On the third day, there was a quarter less wine. He was very angry and posted the words "stealing wine and killing without forgiveness".

On the fourth day, the wine was stolen, only a quarter of it was left, and his lungs were about to explode! !

One of his friends knew about it and said to him, "Idiot! You won't stick the word urine bucket on the bucket to see who stole it! " He felt reasonable and did it.

On the fifth day, he cried.

The bucket is full. . . . .

On the sixth day, he posted the words "Don't steal wine" on the barrel.

As a result, many people threw up.

Merry Christmas