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Humorous sentence joke: Many boys are always at a loss in front of angry girls, because at that time, boys seem to have said everything wrong and done everything wrong, because no matter what they say, girls will not listen, but will be more angry.
Put yourself in her position.
Hello, I'm Wenze Dongye, your brother Zege. Chasing a girl is just good for her, but it's useless. You are willing to buy anything for a girl, which is not a spare tire. Brother is not here to be a good person, you are here to meet people. So, you have to be bad. The most important thing here is chatting. As long as you can chat, let the girls laugh through the screen until their stomachaches, and then you will feel it slowly. If you can't talk, you have a mouth. Give you a bad boy chat manual, master top chat thinking and high emotional intelligence, and you will find that chatting is not difficult at all. If you copy it, you can also ask girls to improve yourself and talk about girlfriends. Doesn't it smell good?
Humorous sentence joke: when two people are together, you can't just consider one person's affairs. If you want to have a good relationship, you must learn to put yourself in the other person's shoes. Therefore, when a girl is unhappy, remember to substitute herself into her scene and naturally know what to say to make her happy. For example, in the most difficult situation, girls' inexplicable emo is generally in a state of no solution, because girls themselves don't know how hard it will suddenly be. In this case, don't ask questions, because she doesn't know why. Constantly asking questions will only make her more uneasy. You can tell her: Baby, I'm suddenly a little depressed. When a girl asks you why, you can say that I don't feel happy because you are unhappy. This simplicity will make her feel unhappy with someone to accompany her, and her mood will naturally be better.
If you get angry again, the black cat sheriff will come to you.
Humorous joke: say something humorous. When a girl is in a bad mood, if you don't try to change this atmosphere, she will become more nervous. If you don't make the girl angry, try to coax her first. In most cases, girls' anger is not really angry. To put it bluntly, she wants to do it and then wait for you to coax her. So, whatever it is, remember to coax her first, and the rest is not important. Remember, treat a girl like a child. When I couldn't coax her, I lied to her that the black cat sheriff had come to arrest her. When many children are naughty, adults will also say that Altman and goblins have come to arrest people. When a girl sees her spoil, her mood will naturally change.
For my pity's sake, can you forgive me once? I believe this is your last forgiveness.
Humorous sentence joke: If a girl is angry because of you, don't think too much, and don't worry about what is unreasonable. If you make girls angry anyway, it must be your fault. But if we continue to wrangle, explain and reason, it will make girls more angry and wronged, which will not help to ease the atmosphere. Remember to pretend to be pathetic before you apologize. Girls are such a soft-hearted animal group. As long as you pretend to be pathetic, most of them can't stand it. Then add a guarantee that girls are still willing to believe you.
When a girl is angry, don't argue, don't be reasonable, because she won't listen at all at that time. So mainly, sweet talk is the best way.
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