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I have a nasty sister who writes a composition.
I have a lively, lovely and clever sister. Her tender little face, with a pair of eyes like black grapes, looks very proud, and there is a small mouth like cherry under her nose.
My sister has many hobbies, such as singing and dancing, but singing is her favorite. My sister sings happily and happily. There are many songs that my sister can sing: Duckling, Little Star, Two Tigers … Of course, they are also very nice. Don't think that your sister is obedient because she is a girl. In fact, her sister is naughty. I remember the last time my sister and I were playing games, she suddenly ran away without a trace. I couldn't find her anywhere, under the bed, under the table, under the chair ... nothing. At this time, a man suddenly appeared from behind, bared his teeth and flung himself on my body. I was so shocked that I almost cried. I turned around and saw that my sister was playing tricks. I said angrily; "Hum! Never play with you again! " Sister listened and said coquetry; "No, I'm sorry sister! I'll dance for you. " As she said this, she jumped up and jumped stagger, which made me laugh and cry.
Although my sister is only three years old, she has a lot of nerve. Once, my sister was playing downstairs and unconsciously walked to the river, and she was about to fall. I ran over in a hurry before I grabbed my sister, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable. If it were an ordinary three-year-old girl, she would have cried. But my sister is different. She is not only not crying but also very happy, with a smile on her face. I think: You don't take your time, I am still in a panic! My sister has another title: "cry baby". She always has tears in her eyes. As soon as her eyes are closed, the tears will gush down, and then her sister will scream and cry and dance. Anyone who listens will quickly cover their ears and "escape".
My sister can recite many ancient poems, such as Spring Dawn, Thoughts on a Quiet Night, Singing Goose, Acacia ... She can also recite the San Zi Jing! "beginning of life", "Nature is good" ... and "Hundred Family Names", "Qiansun Zhao Lee" and "King Wu of Zhou" ... I hear my sister recite it like this every day.
My sister is so cute, smart and interesting. I like my sister.
2. My sister, in the order of (from hate to love), writes
My sister is like a boy. Now she is 8 years old and has been in the second grade. As long as she has a little time at home, we will always make trouble, and my parents are very worried about it. My sister is very naughty, not like a girl at all. Every time I go out with her and meet acquaintances, Someone will always ask me if this is my brother, so I usually don't go out with my sister. My sister will be naughty not only at home, but also at school. Once I was in class, my sister's teacher called me out, and I was called out inexplicably. My sister's teacher put snacks in my hand. She also said that my sister had been in class for a long time and had not arrived yet, but she came back with these snacks in her hand! Do you think my sister is very bold? I suddenly felt ashamed. What should I do in front of my classmates? Hey ~ distressed! When will my sister be sensible? Once, during the lunch break, when I was doing my homework in the teacher, my classmates told me that my sister was picking peppers outside, and my classmates asked her what she was doing picking peppers. You would never guess what she said, but she actually said that she would pick them home to cook. It really pissed me off. Where can I put my face in the future? I really want to beat her, but I can't beat her! Hey ~ trouble! When will my sister stop being so naughty? This is my sister, who is more naughty than a boy. Alas, this sister of mine really annoys me! ! ! From the day my sister was born to the present, she has always brought a lot of laughter to our boring life like a dramatic actress.
Although all this happened in her unconscious state, she was very naughty and lovely. At first, I was jealous of my sister, because my mother gave her a large part of my love, and now I am quite willing, because my sister is so lovable! Where does my sister really love? First, let me introduce you to my sister's styling. Dark skin and a pair of thieves' eyes are particularly magical. Occasionally, you can feel what these eyes are saying to you! Hehe, the most interesting thing in modeling is the two croissants on her head, which stand high and have a special "air". So where is my sister naughty? She is particularly fond of coquetry, which is probably her killer. Once she does this trick, no one can beat her, and no one can do anything about her.
this time, unfortunately, I met it. At the weekend, I was having a good time with my video game machine! When I was almost past the last level, my spirit was in a state of extreme tension and excitement. At this time, I was completely spoiled by the arrival of unexpected guests.
that person is my baby sister! She came running to me with that croissant braid, and gave the order without hesitation: "Brother, play for me." "Go away, go away, brother."
"No, play for me." She looked at me in the same place for a long time and ignored her, so she ran away. I was so happy. Haha, I finally conquered her today.
However, something unexpected happened. My mother came, and my baby sister, of course, was not absent. She was holding her nose and tears in her hand. My sister has been introduced. She is such a naughty but lovely person. 3. how to write my sister's composition
My sister is 5 years old and is in kindergarten. She has a round little head, a pair of bright eyes under thick eyebrows, an angular and talkative mouth under a pointed nose, and two deep dimples are printed on that lovely face. Her family is very fond of her, especially her father. Every time she sees her sister, her face will smile. My sister is my father's "pistachio", but she is also very naughty, and often makes me get scolded by my parents. Once I bought a new box of crayons, and my sister saw it and pestered me to give it to her to play with. I ignored her, lifted the crayons and pretended to be very proud. My sister reached for it, but she was too short to reach it, so she stamped her feet. I thought she would "back out", but I didn't expect her to use her "good weapon" to cry against me. When my father heard the crying, he ran over and asked, "Did you cry?" No matter what I said, my father didn't believe me, which made me have a hard time arguing. As a result, I was scolded again. Sometimes, my sister was very clever. One day, my parents went out on the street, and my sister and I stayed in the house to look after the house. We watched TV for a while and felt bored. My sister said to me, "Sister, let's play as teachers and students!" I said happily, "OK, I'll be a teacher and you will be a student." My sister readily agreed. I took out my clipboard and wrote on it, "How much is 8 over 4?" This is what my sister learned in kindergarten. I called my sister's name and asked her to answer this question. Suddenly, my sister didn't say a word, and she probably didn't know how to do this question. I followed the teacher's example and seriously criticized her. My sister said unhappily, "You played wrong, you should like me best. No matter what I did wrong, you won't criticize me, and you hate other students the most." Angry fire emit three zhangs, how can a "teacher" shield a "student" like this? So I dropped my clipboard and said loudly, "No more playing, no more playing, it's just …" Before my sister heard me finish, she had a brainwave and ran out quickly, leaving my checkers beads at the door. I didn't know what she was doing, so I went out to have a look, but unexpectedly. 4. How to write a composition? My sister
My sister
My family has a little sister, who is my aunt's daughter. She is two and a half years old. She has big eyes, dark eyes and long eyelashes. When she is angry, she tilts her head, stares at you with wide eyes and squints at you when she is happy. Her hair is black and oily, her nose is small and her sense of smell is very sensitive. She loves beauty very much. When she saw her mother wearing a skirt, she put on her own skirt to compare beauty with her mother, and then started modeling. She also likes to let grandma tie a pigtail for her with a red rope.
my sister argues with me about everything. The pen is arguing with me, and the book is arguing with me. If I don't give it, she will follow me. Dad said, "it's just a broken thing." Give it to her! " I feel really annoyed with my sister. 7A686964616FE78988E69D833333378393 gave it to her reluctantly.
She is "fond of learning", clamoring for carrying a schoolbag to school every day, and imitating my homework.
if my sister is dissatisfied, she will cry and roll. Once, she wanted to see Tom and Jerry, but we wouldn't let her, so she lay on the ground and rolled around. My uncle had to let go of Tom and Jerry, and she just got up and went to see it. I also took the opportunity to see it. When I saw the mouse teasing the cat, we laughed.
it's really hard for my sister to eat. When eating, I take chopsticks, and she wants chopsticks, too; I get a spoon, and she wants a spoon, too. I gulped down my meal, but she stuttered. It takes her at least thirty minutes to eat every meal, and she watches TV while eating.
My sister is cute sometimes. She often takes advantage of my father and mother's absence to shout humorously: "Down with my uncle, down with my aunt!" " Sometimes I knock myself down! My father coaxed her with something and raised his hand, so she raised her hand and shouted, "Good uncle, bad father!" " We all laughed. She is so innocent and lovely.
This is my sister, a very annoying and lovable child. 5. My restless sister writes 5 words < P > My sister is a lively and cheerful little girl. She has a pair of watery eyes, a nose that is neither tall nor flat, and a mouth that will make people laugh. Not only is she excellent in morality, intelligence and physical beauty, but she also plays the piano well!
My sister is a top student and monitor in the class. She is very enthusiastic about helping others. If she is in her class, she must be very proud to be her brother, because in her class you can hear many classmates praising her in class.
Recently, her class is about to take a Chinese exam. Some students in the class who are not very good at learning often ask her after school, and sometimes on the way. I am very impatient and hate it when I see it, but my sister is unhurried and very enthusiastic about answering the questions that the classmate can't, so seriously that even I forgot this for my sister.
her piano is very good! Once, a guest came to the house and asked her sister to show her talents. My sister sat upright on the stool, put her hand on the keys and played several songs in a row. When playing a very sad song, she seemed to cry, sighing and shaking her head. But if she is very happy when playing some cheerful songs, she will hum a few words from time to time, like a bird, with a smile on her face!
my sister is very courageous. Once, we went outside to play. Suddenly, the big German shepherd, which has been dark and strong, appeared in front of us. It was half my height and fierce, and from time to time it showed two rows of sharp, big and white teeth, which made people feel chilling and opened their eyes wide. It was terrible! I just put away my smile, and my face was very scared. I bit my teeth and slowly retreated behind. My sister is very calm. Easy. She skipped over, squatted down, touched the dog and said, "You are so cute. "The dog suddenly became very kind, just look very cute. When I was a child, my sister was also very naughty. Once, when we went out shopping, my sister saw a model with her mouth wide open and wearing a chant. Then she imitated the model with her mouth wide open and her waist inserted. She didn't have any clothes on her body, so she went to pull the clothes on her body. My mother quickly grabbed my sister, and her hands and feet kept swinging. She frowned and looked very cute.
is my sister cute? 6. I hate my sister
. You are a girl, right? I can see that the bad relationship with your sister bothers you. Especially adults are not on your side. You think that all these things are caused by her embellishment. In your heart, my sister likes to play the woman and tell lies, but she is loved by everyone, which makes you feel uncomfortable, so you hate her even more and even point it at her everywhere. As a result, you may lose the recognition of adults, because you are a sister and should love and tolerate your sister. But you just don't like what she did, and you really hate it. In addition, you are sensitive to your sister's words and deeds, thinking that she always likes to watch your jokes. Therefore, it feels particularly difficult to get along.
You are still a child, and it is not appropriate to ask you according to the standards of adults. You must know a lot of truth and how to get along with your sister, but it is not easy to do it. But I still want to try my best to help you out of the fetters of my heart. Everyone is God's masterpiece, and you and your sister are great children, but everyone has their own characteristics, different personality interests, advantages and disadvantages, and no one is perfect. Therefore, we need to accept and tolerate each other, look at each other's benefits and ignore her shortcomings. When you meet something, you should first review your own shortcomings, and I believe everyone will change their views, because you are a sensible sister. Ha ha, don't worry, sister is not equal to you, you are you, she is her, everyone should be responsible for their own actions, it is very important to manage their own mentality and emotions.
What's more, the way you treat your sister everywhere, not only can't change her, but will only make the relationship between you two worse and worse.
start from yourself. if you can't change others, change yourself first. 7. I have a lovely sister. How to write
A lovely sister. I have a lovely sister. She is two years old. She walks from left to right like a lovely little penguin, and her lovely sister writes.
She has short light brown hair, and her family likes to call her "little yellow hair girl!" It made my sister laugh, and her big eyes suddenly narrowed into a "sight", and her red mouth was as red as a little cherry, which was very cute. My sister is sometimes very fond of helping others.
She likes to follow me, just like my tail. Once, the strap of my little watch broke and fell to the ground, so I went to do my homework without knowing it. My sister picked it up gently and unhurriedly, strode to my front, raised her watch with both hands and whispered, "Sister, here!" " I looked at the watch my sister handed me, and suddenly realized that I was a little embarrassed and thought, Look how careless I am! Or sister! My sister is more polite than me! I took the watch, my face flushed, and it took me a long time to say "thank you!" Three words.
My sister gave me a squint and ran away. My sister
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