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In 2007, the senior high school entrance examination composition in Yangzhou, Jiangsu-eating.

Yangzhou senior high school entrance examination composition was released. This year's senior high school entrance examination composition used "eating" as a proposition. Do you know how this topic came up? ■ After a group of three people from our Chinese proposition group entered the closed senior high school entrance examination proposition site anonymously, it went smoothly ahead of schedule. In less than three days, we have basically completed a set of Chinese test papers that we think are relatively stable with last year's test papers, but reflect the requirements of the new curriculum and the spirit of reform and innovation. But the composition that accounts for 60 points has not yet landed. When the word "eat" came to us, we didn't realize that the idea of composition was very clear. The orientation of the two-way detailed list of test questions is: close to Chinese teaching, with certain value orientation, close to students' life, so that all kinds of students have something to say, in the form of semi-propositional composition. But the distance between ideas and topics is still far away. We have some problems, some of which are excessive and some are biased; There are also several topics that they think are good, but three people disagree. According to our own agreement, all three of them are "permanent members". If a person disagrees, he will veto it. Finally, we have one or two topics that all three of us are satisfied with, but after checking, we gave a "annoying" colleague a "preemptive strike" and had to give up what we love. When the "raw materials" in the mind are used up, people will feel empty. In addition, no one remembers to bring a watch when we go out, and the mobile phone that can be used to tell the time at ordinary times is also kept in centralized custody. After a few days, I have no idea of time, only that someone blows a whistle and comes out for dinner every day. Shortly after lunch, I blew my whistle and ate watermelon. So I deeply feel that the word "eat" is indeed one of the words that are most closely related to us. No wonder eating, wearing, living, traveling and eating are the first words. Especially after being locked up here, which simplifies the usual work, entertainment and social intercourse, "eating" has become a word that hits us very frequently. I'm ashamed that the composition topic hasn't been decided, but I ate it with watermelon in my arms because I ate it all day. Silly, I didn't realize that this was a composition question coming to us. After dinner, go to the room, look through the Chinese textbooks and find topics related to the textbooks. Turning to the text "Liu Yeer", I saw that "I" could eat a black bean in the vegetable paste made of chopped willow leaves, and I was "full of fragrance". I really feel that "eating" is indeed a direct witness of the times. Nowadays, children are forced to eat white rice with delicious dishes. Turning to Men in Our Family, Wang Anyi's little boy is so cute. "He is interested in all kinds of flavors." I envy his happiness in eating. This reminds me of my daughter when I was a child. I went to the steep river bank to pick wild mulberries to eat, pinched the tender tips of wild roses to eat, and caught cicadas and baked them on the stove. Eating is really the greatest pleasure of childhood! This kind of fun is closely related to the "mood" and "environment" of childhood. No wonder Mr. Lu Xun said in "Social Drama" that "I will never eat such good Podocarpus again". "Eating" hit us like this, but in spite of this, I was still dull and didn't realize that this was a composition question for the senior high school entrance examination. Under the repeated impact of development, "eating" finally entered our sight, and we ate another meal. Our companion joked that we can count the meals, how many meals we have eaten and how many meals we have to eat before we can leave the quarantine area. Perhaps it was a joke. A sentence from Mr. Ba Jin's "Lamp" suddenly appeared in my mind: "People can't live by eating rice!" Great Ba Jin! My heart also lit up. It turned out that "eating" was so close to thinking about life. "Eating" is necessary, but it is by no means the main reason why people are alive! There should be more important things in life than "eating", such as ideals and family ties. It is said that when a person is extremely hungry, all he can think about is "eating". Perhaps for the same reason, when all we think about is composition questions, the wooden mind will also imagine the word "eat" that has collided with us for a long time as a composition question. So I thought, "eat", can it be used as a composition topic? Why not? "Eating" has a lot of imagination! When we first entered the proposition, the leader asked us to "thoroughly understand" the curriculum standards. Isn't this also a kind of "eating"? Why can't you throw "eat" to the candidates and let them "eat and watch"? When you study by yourself at night and go home, you may always have the experience of "eating supper". There is warm affection in a bowl of supper cooked by my mother. After three years in middle school, I always have the experience of "eating in the canteen". There is a deep friendship between the laughter and laughter of the students. Have you ever had the experience of "eating snacks"? There are local customs in the shouts. What's more, China people have a special liking for eating, and they can eat almost anything: living a hard life is called "bitterness", unwilling to do it, being left out in the cold is called "beating", being out of the limelight is called "eating", and being full is called "eating" ... What's more, this topic is probably invisible to the questioner and is based on improving students' writing teaching in middle schools. The most common ending "eating" became the composition topic of the senior high school entrance examination, so we reported the idea of taking "eating" as the composition topic to the leader of the proposition group. After careful consideration, he basically agreed with our idea that no matter how many questions those guessers bet, the possibility of guessing correctly is very small. At the same time, he pointed out that it is best to guide students to pay attention to the characteristics of Yangzhou's food culture, so as to reflect the value orientation of the composition topic in the tips of the composition topic. Yes, the food culture alone is enough to make Yangzhou people proud. Take Baoying, the most remote place in Yangzhou, for example. I remember at Baoying's meeting, Baoying's friends talked to me about the making process of the famous dish "lotus root", which is really more delicious than eating this dish. I think any candidate who writes "eat lotus root" may get a full house. I still remember a friend of Baoying who used the authentic Baoying dialect as a jingle and the characteristics of "Baoying scenery and pie". I still remember two sentences: "when you see fire, you will be ca, and the entrance will melt." Where is the "eating" culture in Yangzhou without rich connotations? Not long ago, a friend from Beijing came to Yangzhou and I invited them to have breakfast. When I was in jiaozi, I parrot-told them that when eating jiaozi, I should "move gently, lift slowly, open the window first, and then suck the soup". In the past, crab yellow glutinous rice balls were superior food, which most people could not afford. But now, it is quite common for retired people to eat a cage after exercising early, and parents take their children to eat a few cages on Sunday. Isn't it a good composition to record these? Now the new curriculum requires paying attention to comprehensive practical activities. If the school really attaches importance to comprehensive practical activities, and students have also made a survey on food culture, if the topic of the composition for the senior high school entrance examination this year is "eating", doesn't it also reflect the encouragement of comprehensive social activities? Care about the society, there are really many customs of "eating". In the past, there was a custom of eating fried rice and tea when guests from my hometown came. The main content of fried rice tea is three white, tender and beautiful poached eggs. That kind of technology, that kind of custom, that kind of eating method are closely related to the economic state, living state, the state of having many children and grandchildren at that time, and the simple folk customs! There are many things that students can write about "the legend of eating zongzi", "the story of eating moon cakes" and "the custom of eating New Year's Eve". I remember that both Lu Xun and Feng Zikai were interested in the custom of inviting the kitchen god of their hometown to "eat caramel" when he was in heaven, so I thought that it was the same for big people who were invited to have a big meal everywhere. I really hope that students can write warning articles such as "no eating and drinking" and lashing articles such as "eating bad party style and eating bad health". But I immediately blamed myself. What reason do we have to put such unbearable responsibility on children's shoulders? What's more, today's children, including me, are bound by the shackles of exams, and the circle of life is too narrow, much smaller than when we were young. However, I think it is not difficult for candidates to write some interesting and innovative articles; You can still write some philosophical articles such as "losing is a blessing" and some fresh narratives such as "getting more than one bargained for". Therefore, we have carefully studied the hints and examples. In order to prevent the suggestion from affecting students' thinking and imagination space, we avoid directly mentioning words such as "expressing good feelings" and the word "eating crabs" that directly points to innovative consciousness, and try to achieve it, but not completely; Attention should also be paid to the display, but not all of them passed. The topic we are seeing now is this: "Eating" may be one of the words that we contact most and pay most attention to. Eat, wear, live and travel, and eat first. Grandpa likes salty food, and dad likes sweet food. People in Jiangsu like to eat rice, while people in Shanxi like to eat noodles: "Eating" can reflect life and society, and may also contain philosophy and culture. Please fill in the appropriate words on the line after eating, complete the topic, and then write an article of not less than 600 words. Examples: ~ Watermelon, ~ Interesting things, ~ Dining hall days, ~ Changes, ~ In Yangzhou, ~ Faded, ~ Fragrant, ~ Losing is a blessing. I wonder if I can "eat" something at last. After waiting for ten days, it's finally time to start the exam. The exam has been going on for an hour, but the two dedicated telephone numbers have been silent, and there is no sound in Yangzhou. Finally, we couldn't help it. After asking for instructions from the leader, we connected a Chinese teaching expert in Yangzhou with the phone of the leader, and wanted to know the reaction of the candidates from the side. But his old man's house is too busy to take time to go to the test center, and of course he didn't see the test paper. "What is the composition question?" The first thing he asked was the composition question. After I briefly reported to him, he agreed to the topic, and I felt a little relieved. But then he threw out a sentence that puzzled me. Is it a joke or the truth? "Do you want them to eat flies on the topic of' eating'?" Making people "eat flies" is a common saying in Yangzhou, which means deliberately making people make mistakes. With the sun shining, heaven and earth conscience, I never meant it! We try our best to come up with composition questions, so that every student has something to write, and at the same time, high-level students have room to display their talents. But then I thought, what's wrong with eating a fly if you let a few people who are keen on guessing questions and reciting model essays? More importantly, maybe you can "learn from your mistakes". (transferred from Yangzhou Evening News)