Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Stories about cats and mice
Stories about cats and mice
2. Text
The cat sends a signal to the mouse to make friends with it, and natural enemies also want to make friends with themselves. Will the mouse agree? What was the result?
Once upon a time, a cat met a mouse. Cats have repeatedly expressed their love for mice, hoping to make friends with them. Finally, the mouse agreed to live with the cat.
One day, the cat said to the mouse, "Dear mouse, we should prepare food for winter early so that we won't be hungry in the future." The mouse thought it made sense, so he went shopping with the cat and bought a can of lard.
But where should lard be hidden? The cat thought for a long time and said, "There is no better place than the church. No one dares to steal there!" " "In this way, the jar was hidden in the safest place.
Before long, the cat wanted to eat lard. He said to the mouse, "dear mouse, please look after the house alone." My cousin gave birth to a son, and she asked me to baptize the child. " "All right," said the mouse. "If you eat something good, don't forget me."
In fact, all this is fake. The cat went out of the door and went straight to the church, secretly opened the lard jar, stuck out its tongue and licked it, and soon licked off a layer of epidermis.
Then he jumped on the roof and walked leisurely for a while. Then, I found a clearing to lie down and have a comfortable sleep.
The cat didn't come home until evening. The mouse can't wait to ask, "What's the name for the child?" "I peeled it." The cat replied. "Stripped?" Cried the mouse, "What a strange name!" "What's so strange about this?" When the cat finished speaking, it ignored the mouse.
Before long, the cat's mouth became greedy again. He said to the mouse, "dear mouse, please look after the house alone again." My cousin gave birth to another son. She asked me to baptize the child. You know, I can't refuse. " The kind mouse agreed again.
The cat sneaked into the church to eat lard again. While eating, he said to himself, "It's delicious to enjoy it alone!" "In a blink of an eye, the lard in the jar was only half. He just licked his mouth and went home contentedly.
When the cat came home, the mouse couldn't wait to ask, "What's the child's name?" "I'm halfway there." The cat replied. "midway?" The mouse shouted, "I have never heard of such a name in my life!" " "The cat ignored him and played with the wool ball alone.
Soon, the cat wants to eat delicious lard again. He said to the mouse, "alas, dear mouse, I am going to be baptized again." You will let me go, won't you? " The kind mouse agreed again.
The mouse worked hard to clean the house at home, but the greedy cat sneaked into the church and ate all the canned lard. After licking the last bit of lard, the cat touched its bulging belly and said, "Ah, it's a relief to eat them all."
The cat didn't come home until late at night. When the mouse asked the name of the third child, the cat said, "Maybe you still won't like it. His name is Sweep Light. " "Sweep it away?" The mouse cried, "What the hell does this mean?" The cat ignored him and climbed into the nest to sleep.
Since then, no one has invited cats to be baptized! In a blink of an eye, winter has arrived, and there is nothing to eat outside. The mouse said, "dear cat, let's eat that pot of lard." It must be delicious. " "Sure," said the cat licking its mouth. "It's really delicious."
They came to the church. Although the jar was still in its original place, it was empty and there was nothing in it.
"Oh," the mouse suddenly realized, "now I know what's going on, but you are still my good friend! Pretend to be baptized, sneak into the church to eat lard, eat a layer of skin first, then eat half, and then ... "
The cat swallowed the mouse before the mouse finished speaking. Now, the mouse can only regret it in the cat's dark belly.
- Related articles
- I want some short stories
- What did Andy Lau say to Jia Ling from a distance?
- Compulsory epidemic prevention and control can't buy any insurance at work.
- Patriotic poetry, a little more! The patriotic stories of Liu Hulan and Yue Fei need about 200 to 300 words!
- Joke he's lyrics
- Are Cancer women and Scorpio men compatible?
- Material and manufacturing method of clay figurine
- Tears: I thought you were cold, not me.
- Youth virtue speech
- Ask for a dialogue from a classic English movie clip.