Seek funny jokes, the content is positive and healthy, easy to understand, not short or long.

1. Give you a watermelon. When you are in a bad mood, you can use a small knife to cut and cut. At the same time, you can vent and shout loudly: I kill melons, I kill melons, I kill melons!

2. Someone just learned to ride a bike when he was a child, and ran into the street unconsciously. When he saw an old man walking in front of him, he felt he was going to hit him and shouted, don't move, don't move. The old man stood there for a while without moving, and as a result, he turned around and ran into it. The old man stood up and said, you aimed.

Tomorrow is Singles Day. On behalf of the Central Club Committee, the China Club Federation and the International Club Association, I would like to extend holiday greetings and high respect to the singles! If you are already nunchakus, forget it.

On the bus, a man and a woman collided because of crowding. The woman turned back and said, "Are you sick?" The man felt puzzled and replied, "Do you have any medicine?" The people in the car snickered! The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?" The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?"

5. The boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by the restaurant. Girlfriend exclaimed: It smells good! The cash-strapped boy said very gentlemanly, let's walk in front of the restaurant again if you like.