520 everyday lovers say funny sentences.

On Valentine's Day 520, I prepared some funny sentences about 520 couples for everyone.

1, it's worth doing, because everything is accompanied by you.

If you are not good to your wife, don't blame others for being good to your wife.

3, the moon sleeps, you don't sleep, you are a bald baby.

4. God will not treat spoony people ill, but will only die.

5.MLM means that rabbits eat grass next to their nests.

6. You are allowed to be stupid. After all, I will take care of you and support you in the future, and I will allow you to be careless and impetuous.

7. Except for marrying you, transferring money, saying that I like you, thinking about you is false. If you are caring and careful, you'd better make a lot of money.

8. Can you lend me 100 yuan? No, I didn't. I mainly want to use you.

9. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

10, even if you are occupied, I will use flowers instead of trees. #，https://

1 1. I am the most loyal guardian sent by God. I will keep you and love you all my life.

12, don't bask in chocolate flowers and gifts in the circle of friends today. Send your boyfriend out to bask in the sun and see if it is possible to have the same model, which may lead to explosions.

13, look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone. 14, someone asked me, what are you going to do this valentine's day? Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

15, love is like sneezing, it can always be played inadvertently, but it is always unsatisfactory to play it on purpose.

16, I was originally Mount Everest, but you melted my ice and turned me into Shangri-La.

17, not everyone can make waves in my heart. #，https://

18, I quietly farted, hoping the wind would blow it into your mouth.

19, only fools grieve for love, but it's just hormone secretion.

20. Humor means that when a person wants to cry, he still has the interest to laugh!

2 1. I am lucky to meet you. Falling in love with you is destiny takes a hand.

22. What's your attitude towards your predecessor? I wish him infertility and a room full of children.

23. Does anyone know how to chase Gemini? If you know, chase me. Thank you!

24. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to the principle of staying single.

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

I won't say anything intoxicating. I just want to take you home.

27. Men choose women and aim at their faces; Women choose men and pay attention to wallets.

28, my object said to give me 10 thousand yuan, like saying: get out!

29. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it. 30. I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing. I hold your furry hand and bite it gently. Love makes us walk upright.

3 1, watching the sea hand in hand, missing back to back, I am so happy to have you. #，https://

32. True love is that he can walk through thousands of beautiful women with breasts and thighs in Qian Qian, Qian Qian, and see you at a glance.

33. Recruit ten boyfriends online, and be the captain in private first.

Don't send photos everywhere to show your love on May 20th. It's not good to hit your face.

35, men "into the wrong line", going to work will be very painful; When a woman marries the wrong person, it will be very painful to get off work.

The above 35 sentences of 520 couples are very funny. Is it interesting? Please forward it if you like!