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Joke of long jump

1. The game is about to start. Line up first, men left and women right, ready to fight. Yangmei is the best, but she has been playing cool there-playing with sticks. As the next best thing, I always advised him to say, "Stop playing, wait a minute, and finish the first follower. How do you play? " He hung his head in shame. At this time, everyone is full of confidence in victory. Bang. One. The athletes of Class Three all flew out. Oh, no, Yang persisted for a second, which is excusable. However, when the girl over there took the stick, she actually lost it. We missed another big step. What shall we do? We are not discouraged. For the sake of that big hole, the people behind us ran hard, but class one also lost a stick. Our three classes are simply driving side by side, and the sound of "refueling" in the class is one after another. At the last minute, Liao Tao, the main player of Class Three, rushed to the finish line ... Class Three was better, and won the first place, and our class was second.

When I came to the competition field, I saw that female classmate. She is really tall, showing a pair of big energy. I suddenly felt a sense of fear. However, this fear was immediately driven away by my confidence. I don't think I can be afraid of the honor of my class, but I must fight for it.

During the game, all I want to do is win honor for my class and throw softball as hard as I can. At the end of the first round, I saw myself throwing the farthest. I am very happy and feel a little calm. After throwing softball in the second round, I saw that no one could surpass my red flag, and I was more confident of winning the championship. The third time, she threw it further and even surpassed me. What shall we do? I think, did I just lose to her? No, I must fight for it!

It's my turn to throw softball. I waved my arm, then picked up the softball, took a deep breath and stretched my arm back. Then, I immediately threw my arm forward and up, and at the same time threw out the softball in my hand. Well, this time, the softball flies straight forward and upward like a cannonball. Ah, I threw it further this time, surpassing my opponent! I'm number one again.

Take off 0.85 meters, which is very simple for me. I skipped the first jump easily. However, with the height of the bar rising by five centimeters and five centimeters, the difficulty increases and more and more players are eliminated. Cheerleaders formed a whole circle around the bunker, cheering louder and louder every time.

5. It's my turn. I looked calmly at the insurmountable crossbar. The surroundings gradually quieted down, and the quiet air reflected the students' nervous expectations. I bit my lip. "How can I let my classmates down?" I thought to myself. I accelerated the sprint, a brisk and powerful take-off, my body rose, my legs were clamped like scissors, and with the "yeah" of the cheerleaders, I turned around and flew past!

It's my turn. When I ran up for the first time, I waved my hand hard and ran hard. I jumped up as soon as I saw the line. Maybe I wasn't used to it before jumping out of 1. 68 meters. On the second takeoff, I was even more worried. I couldn't help saying, "God bless me …" I rushed forward and jumped 1. The score of 8 meters. Seeing that I have made a lot of progress, I am full of confidence, and suddenly my good friends are cheering for me. I am full of fighting spirit and think: I can't live up to my friends' expectations. I tried my best to jump forward and jumped more than 2 meters.

6. "Ten students are selected from each class to take part in the competition. Each student can vote once in the middle, left and right positions, and the class with the highest score wins. " After listening to the rules, all ten contestants are eager to try. The game has already started. The first place in our class is Zhang Hezhe. I saw him holding the ball in his hand and sending it up gently. The ball was not so obedient, and even danced on the basket, once, twice, three times ... Finally, he fell off the basket. The students' hearts sank ... it was Yin's turn to vote. Judging from his energetic appearance, he is full of confidence. I saw his legs slightly bent, his hands holding the ball, and everything was ready. He jumped up gently and sent the ball out. The ball seemed to like Yin very much and jumped into the basket accurately. The students in our class suddenly boiled, danced and cheered. ......

7. If there is a table tennis match in the class, I also join the women's team. In the tug-of-war competition in the class group, I danced with the cheerleaders, got excited together, and even shouted at the top of my lungs. In these activities, I put down my teacher's airs, treated my students equally, listened to their jokes and stories, and they also felt my sincerity and my love for them, and at the same time injected them with feelings of love.