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Earth-flavored love stories tease little brother
1. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly and I'm cute.
2. Are you home yet? No, no place is home without you.
3. Ordinary people, you don't want to taste the fairy.
4. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people
5. The tiger doesn't show his arrogance, so you should treat me as my boyfriend
6. Will you like me? No. Then I'll teach you.
7. Didn't your mother teach you to reciprocate? I like you, so you have to stay with me
8. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am the melon, you are the toothpaste, I am the brush
9. You are a lovely boy, I am lovely
1. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is you!
11. You are so sweet. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you.
12. Do you know what I cherish most? It is the first word of this sentence.
13. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.
14. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?
15. I like you if you like, and I have unrequited love if you don't. Will you?
16. The fortune teller said that I am Wangfu. Do you want to verify it
17. Why do you keep playing games? Because I can't bear to hit you
18. I'm not chatty, I just waited for you for too long.
19. My eyes are small and I can only see you.
2. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.
21. I have nothing to talk about except being in love with you.
22. My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.
23. Our friendship has come to an end, because I want to fall in love with you
24. I count on my fingers, and you lack me in five elements.
25. I like you for more than two minutes and I can't withdraw it.
26. I want to be super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a little while.
27. I'm a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart.
28. I have gained weight recently, and it's all your fault. Why? Because you are so sweet.
29. liking you is a very troublesome thing, but I just like making trouble.
3. I feel that life is short and sweet when I meet you
31. I'm tired of being a lovely girl, and I kind of want to be your wife
32. Just be my boyfriend, and I'll think about it.
33. I like you very much, and today is a little more than yesterday. Tomorrow is a little more than today.
34. Can you do me a favor? Help me fall in love with me quickly.
35. Do you smell anything? No, the air is getting sweeter after you come out.
36. Do you know what's the difference between drinking stars? Stars are in the sky. You are in my heart.
37. Do you know what wine I like? What wine will last forever with you
38. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it the best while it is hot? I'll feed it to you.
39. What noodles do I want to eat?
4. My blood sugar is low. Please tell me something sweet.
41. I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for a lifetime! What life advice? Stay with me all your life. Words to tease my little brother
1. The circle of friends that you praised is called donuts
2. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring and I are good friends
3. I'll tell you a story, which is very long, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.
4. Being cute is not a long-term solution, but being cute is a long-term solution for me.
5. The tiger is not arrogant, so you should be my boyfriend.
6. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.
7. You have beautiful eyes, which are only suitable for me.
8. What's your birthday date? Why did I tell you that I forgot my password?
9. You are the joy of youth, and the reverse is also
1. What do you belong to? You belong to me
11. What season do you like? I like the season with you
12. You are so cute that I won't return it when the wind blows into my arms
13. Hold my hand and walk away with your eyes closed. You won't get lost.
14. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.
15. I hate you very much, and the remaining 99 points are spent thinking about you
16. The fortune teller said that I am Wangfu. Do you want to verify it
17. The breeze is gentle, and I like you very much
18. I have nothing to talk about except falling in love with you
19. My dog likes you very much.
2. I don't want you to think about it at half past one.
21. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?
22. Because of you, every day is Valentine's Day.
23. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.
24. Meeting you is my most beautiful encounter.
25. When I met you, I fell into a dream and never wanted to wake up.
26. meet you is my most beautiful surprise.
27. May you get lost all your life and still come to me.
28. No matter how tired, bitter and painful I am, it's only for you to like me.
29. It's all right here without you.
3. I knew you would come, so I waited.
31. Even if I choose in the world, I still choose you.
32. Be my boyfriend. Just promise, butno. I'll try my best to tease my little brother's sweet words.
1. Write out the pinyin that I have immediately, which is what I want to say to you.
2. Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.
3. I don't know when I started, but I have learned to rely on it.
4. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.
5. Give me a minute, I'll wash my hair before I love you.
6. I always want to sneak a look at you when I'm hungry, probably because it's delicious.
7. There is nothing to talk about with people like you, except falling in love.
8. If you want to do a good job, you must first ... kiss you
9. How can you solve your worries only by hugging you
1. Passing through the world just to walk towards you
11. You are very good at holding dolls. Not bad, then why do you hold my heart tightly
12. Will you shut up? I didn't speak. Then why is your voice all over my head
13. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the Hami, you are the melon, you are the toothpaste, I am the brush
14. Why do you hurt me? I made you like you so much
15. Do you like strawberries? I like it! Then let's plant strawberries!
16. Where are you at home now? You are in my mind now.
17. When you are here, you are everything. When you are away, everything is you!
18. Do you know what is the best wine to drink? Forever
19. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.
2. I scolded you a hundred times from the bottom of my heart, all of which were I love you.
21. I'll give you all the most precious things. Please baby me.
22. Our friendship has come to an end, because I want to fall in love with you
23. I ask you why the world is sour and sweet. Why? I am sweet when I look at you and sour when I miss you
24. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land to buy? I want the people I love to love me, hold me in the palm of my hand, and treat me as a treasure
26. I have a lot to say to you, and they all stick to my mouth like maltose. But if you come and lick it, you will know it is sweet.
27. My favorite word is eating, two words are sleeping, and three words are your name.
28. I always do things for three minutes. But I loved you for a long time
29. If I hadn't been afraid of scaring you, I would have been anxious with you.
3. Can you imitate a woodpecker? How can you imitate it? Take my face as a tree
31. Do you know what's the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart
32. How many fingers do you have in your left hand? How many eyes do you have? How many mouths do you have? Well, so do I. We haven't had anything yet. Our future
34. My blood sugar is low. Please tell me something sweet.
35. Little brother, I'll give you something. Do you want it? Me? Do you want it?
36. Why can the compass draw a circle because ... its heart has not changed
37. Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were young?
38. If you are lucky enough to be with me in the future, we must have a clear division of labor in housework. You clean up the house and I'll clean up you.
39. Do you know why I'm a vegetarian recently? Why? Because you are my dish
. 4. Recently, there are rumors that I like you. I want to clarify that it is not a rumor that provokes a strange little brother's quotation
1. The spring breeze is not as good as being with us
2. The old road is thin and thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken person is waiting for your call!
3. I'm tired of summer but haven't eaten enough watermelon, just like I've had enough days without you but haven't waited for you.
4. It's good to see the world and meet you.
5. It's sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi, but it's sweet to be near you.
6. If the tiger doesn't show his arrogance, treat me as my boyfriend.
7. If you bother me again, you will marry me.
8. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.
9. Can you help me wash something? You like me
1. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am the melon
11. Do you know what I like to eat? I like to stare at you
12. Do you know what I cherish most? That is the first word of this sentence.
13. Please give me your diet and daily life, and I will definitely fatten you up for nothing.
14. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?
15. There are trees on the mountain, and there are branches on the tree, so I'm glad to see you.
16. The fortune teller said that I am Wangfu. Do you want to verify it?
17. What's wrong with my mobile phone? There is no phone number in it.
18. Let's make a bet! Bet on what? You lose, be my boyfriend, and I lose, be your girlfriend.
19. Our friendship has come to an end, because I want to fall in love with you.
2. I want to be your shoes because I want to accompany you through every step of life.
21. I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of it. I miss you every day, but I don't see you, so I drink the Yangtze River water.
22. A good girl like me will never know who she lost.
23. Holding your hand carefully, I have spent my whole life with you in my heart.
24. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick
25. You come to my side in the spring breeze, and we spend every season of our lives together.
26. Be my boyfriend. Just say yes, but I'll think of something else.
27. What does love feel like? A little more than I like. That's a little more than I like it. What is it? It's you to me.
28. Where are you from? Why do you ask this? You are my sweetheart
29. Do you know if you should cover the quilt of life in winter? It should be a baby.
3. Do you know where the scenery is in this place? I don't know that I'm not familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here.
31. Is there a hospital nearby? Nothing's wrong. Because my heart is beating too hard
32. Number 1. If I am 9, which 8 are you? Why is it because I want to be next to you?
33. I find that you look like a person. Who is my future boyfriend?
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