"Tell a few patriotic jokes"

One day, a little devil who claimed to know a few Chinese characters was wandering in the street, hungry and began to look for a restaurant.

It arrived at the door of a small noodle restaurant and saw several big characters written on the water sign at the door:

Beef noodles,

Large rows of noodles,

A light meal

He wanted to taste it, so he went in.

The busy waiter ran over and asked, "What noodles would you like to eat, sir?"

"I will eat ..." At some point, the little devil wanted to show off his recognition of Chinese characters, so he turned his head and looked at the words written vertically on the water label, and read horizontally: "I eat a bowl of' cow',' big' and' poop' ..."

I want to "shit" loudly and slowly.

So, all the diners in the restaurant looked at the little devil in surprise and whispered, "This boy is really amazing!" " "