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Cold jokes in Stickmen

1, you can't tell jokes there

seaside

why

Because there will be a tsunami (sea laugh)

2. One day, Xiaoming said to his mother, "Mom, my whole body aches.".

So mom took Xiaoming to see a doctor.

After the test results came out,

The doctor said to Xiaoming, "You don't hurt all over, you just hurt your fingers!" " "(what the prince said)

There is a red superman and a green superman. The red superman needs two bullets to kill the green superman, and one bullet to kill him.

One day, the red and green superman went to fight the monster. The monster had two bullets.

He shot the green superman, and then the red superman left.

He said, "Haha, you only have one bullet left. You need two bullets to kill me."

This is a monster, starting to scare Superman.

As a result, he killed Red Superman.

why

Because he scared the red superman's face green.