Anchor chatting skills and funny jokes

Anchor's nagging skills and funny jokes

Anchor's nagging skills and funny jokes. The biggest fear of being an anchor is to be silent. An anchor should be able to make people laugh with one sentence, and make people's hearts beat with one sentence. This is a required course for the growth of anchors. So what are the anchor’s chatting skills and funny jokes? I’ll share them with you. Anchor's chatting skills and funny jokes 1

1. Chirp again, Mulan is playing the game console.

2. The chemical composition of tears and sweat is similar, but the former can only buy you sympathy, but the latter can win you success.

3. I subvert the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

4. O God! Give me a lover. Valentine's Day is coming soon. I have already spent many Singles' Days. I don't want to have to watch other people celebrate Valentine's Day!

5. Just because I don’t say I miss you doesn’t mean I don’t miss you

6. My dear, do you want to do your homework together? In the father-son game, who will put down his pen first?

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7. I will make one of your teeth in the next life. At least, you will know if I feel uncomfortable

8. I am good to you, pretend not to see it. I really don't notice how nice you are to me.

9. Tips for stripping naked on Singles’ Day: Behave charmingly, be able to do things, have financial resources in your pocket, work like a coolie, be motivated to chase girls, and be pressured to compete. The most important thing is , the instructions given to beauties must be implemented effectively!

10. Please remember that I am a cold person. Please do not be fooled by my frequent madness.

11. Who treats me No, I'll just write whose phone number is on the wall, and write on the back: Looking for marriage, any conditions, both men and women are welcome. Anchor chatting skills and funny jokes 2

1. I think I was also a seed of infatuation back then, but unfortunately I was drowned by the flood.

2. The donkey and the pony were husband and wife and had lived together all their lives. Before the pony died, the pony asked the donkey: "Do you love me or not? Why have you never kissed me?" The donkey was heartbroken. , with a look of helplessness on his face: "Oh! I love you, but there is a house rule in my family, 'Don't tell the truth'!"

3. Now in Beijing, you can only breathe and fart without queuing.

4. So far, three apples have changed the world: one killed Eve, one woke up Newton, and one was held in the hand of Steve Jobs.

5. At the class reunion, the cat led the panda and introduced to everyone: "This is my child." Everyone screamed: "You married a bear." The snake didn't have any children. The cat asked: "Why don't you take the child?" The snake said: "I have too many children and I don't know which one to take." Everyone was puzzled, and the snake shyly said: "I married a mouse." "Snake and rat are in a nest" everyone Yelling.

6. A boy is only good to one girl, a warm boy. Good for every girl, it’s a hot dog.

7. Animals held a low-carbon environmental protection conference. Kangaroo said: "Every time I go shopping, I bring my own reusable bag and never use plastic bags that pollute the environment."; Spider said : "Now in the low-carbon era, I seldom go online, and I concentrate on doing cross-stitch!"; The mosquito randomly pressed the silent firefly next to it, and the firefly became angry, "What are you doing? I'm looking for the power switch, save electricity. !"

8. Play mahjong and eat spicy hotpot. Find a little partner, that's how life goes.

9. The world is so big, but I can still see you at a glance. You said how fat you are.

10. Every time after an argument with someone, you only know how to scold someone when you are lying on the bed.

11. Do you still dream or not? Do you still feel pain? How can you carry such heavy memories?

12. “I don’t even dare to look in the mirror for fear of accidentally making myself look handsome;” (exaggerated)