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How to write a greeting card to send girls flowers?

The greeting cards for girls are written as follows:

1. You are so annoying. Open your eyes and close them. It's all you.

2. The world is actually very small, because I can hold her with both hands.

3. Think about three things before going to bed: miss you, miss you, miss you.

4. When you are around, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours.

5. I love you. Three sentences are too many. This sentence is enough.

6. Show you the way, carry your bag, beat your legs, and make your own Baidu map! Carry you around the world!

7. I still like you very much, like the soft water in Wenshan with thousands of stars, which are not as good as you.

8. I still like you very much, just like pi. I love you endlessly.

9. Would you like to be the heroine forever in my life? Can you take a long shot for me? For a lifetime, no montage is needed.

1. I want to have a dog with you, and then we can look after it together, have its own children, and then we and our children. Look at its children and have their children.

11. I just want to be your big white in my life.

12. I miss you as much as the smog in Shanghai!

13. Every day is morning and evening, and every year will last forever. When the golden wind and the jade dew meet, they will overcome countless people. It's clear that it's raining and dew-dew, and it's kind and loving, loyal and sincere, and they love each other and swear to be born, and they will be happy for a hundred years.

14. If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you, but now all I can do is think about you every minute.

15. You are three, I am nine, nine divided by three is three, and I am still you besides you!