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The touching story of man and Tibetan ao
On this day, passing herders spent the night at Ge Sang's house. The guests and Ge Sang were drinking milk tea and talking about homeliness, but their eyes never left the small iron bag. Prairie people are generous. Ge Sang could see that the guests really liked this little mastiff, so he said, if you like it, take it away. The guests were overjoyed, but the gifts were too expensive. Ge Sang waved nobly. I still have two Tibetan mastiffs at home. The female mastiff is going to give birth, and there will be more next year.
A few days later, Xiao Tiebaojin ran back by himself. Ge Sang looked normal, as if he had expected it to come back. His wife excitedly put her arms around the neck of the little mastiff to wipe her tears, and brought out a basin of fresh sheep intestines that the little mastiff loved most. Although Ge Sang and his wife were reluctant to part with each other, Ge Sang sent back the small package of gold.
One evening a few days later, Xiao Tiebaojin ran back. This time, Ge Sang thought it was time to end it. He took away the intestines that the little mastiff was eating and wouldn't let it enter the tent. The hungry little mastiff waited outside the tent all night. The next morning, when Ge Sang walked out of the tent, he saw the little mastiff covered in frost. Ge Sang hardened his heart and raised his whip to the little mastiff. The little mastiff didn't escape, but let the whip be firmly drawn on his body. Ge Sang threw down his whip after smoking and got into the tent with red eyes. He was afraid that he would cry. His wife also leaned behind the tent and turned to wipe her tears. Little Tiebaojin limped up to the hostess, rubbed her legs and licked her hands. Then Xiao Tiebao walked up to the two big mastiffs and touched their noses. At this time, Ge Sang began to drive the sheep out of the circle, and the little mastiff seemed determined. He turned and limped away. The cold wind blew its long hair and it never looked back. A month later, it snowed heavily. That night, Ge Sang's female mastiff gave birth to six furry puppies. Ge Sang's wife brought hot soup to the female mastiff to mend her body, but at this time, the wolves just came, and there were forty pieces in the dark. They seem to be waiting for this opportunity.
The male mastiff was fighting outside, and the female mastiff growled and dragged her weak body out ... The nearby herders rode horses and shouted, and the wolves escaped, but two Tibetan mastiffs died in the snow, their intestines flowed all over the floor, and the wolves left four bodies. Dozens of sheep were dumped in the sheepfold, and a dozen lambs were taken away by wolves.
The venerable Batu old man said worriedly, "This action of the wolves was carefully planned and unusual." The old man looked solemn and folded his hands. "God bless, there won't be any more trouble ..."
The next morning, a news made the whole grassland more panic: the wolves also took away a newborn male mastiff!
People outside the grassland will never understand how serious this matter is-if this little male mastiff is raised by wolves, it will become a murderous magic mastiff! Wolves with magic mastiffs will be more rampant. And if the magic mastiff defeats the mastiff king on this grassland, it will disrupt the front between mastiff and wolf, and the whole grassland will be in chaos!
There has been a disaster of magic mastiff in this place. In the face of crazy and uncontrollable wolves, herders had to transform in tears and hand over excellent grasslands. It was not until a few years later that the magic mastiff was defeated by a strong new mastiff king that the disaster came to an end.
A wolf team was quickly organized on the grassland, but after a few days of encirclement, only a few old, weak and sick lone wolves were caught. The main force of wolves seems to have evaporated from the grassland. The old man Batu said, "Don't fight, the wolf is waiting. He expected that we would do something, and he had already retreated to the mountains with a small male mastiff in his mouth. I can only prepare for the worst. "
Panic is panic, but sheep eat grass and life goes on.
When Ge Sang tried to calm himself down, he found that he didn't even have a Tibetan mastiff. He drove away the small iron bag, two big mastiffs died, and the cubs born to the mother mastiff starved to death. Under the tearful pleading of his wife, Ge Sang decided to take back the small iron bag, even though it would be a joke on the grassland.
But Ge Sang didn't get the little iron bag back. The herdsmen said that Xiao Tiebaojin never came back after his second trip.
The herdsmen spent a year in fear and trembling.
The herdsmen breathed a sigh of relief after the grassland thawed. Batu's old man's heart has been tightly pulled, and he feels the magic mastiff's footsteps getting closer and closer in this abnormal calm. If the little male mastiff is still alive, it will appear when the next winter comes.
This spring, a new mastiff king was born on the grassland. A mighty and ambitious tiger-headed snow mastiff defeated the three-year-old mastiff king. The new mastiff has a stalwart figure, swollen mane, crouching behind a tiger, a square nose and a mouth as big as a basin. It inherits the classic appearance of the ancient Himalayan mastiff, which is as big as a donkey and roars like a lion. What a fierce mastiff! The old man Batu couldn't help cheering, and he couldn't help betting on the tiger-headed snow mastiff.
Two months later, the old man Batu came to another grassland with the tiger-headed snow mastiff. Tiger-headed snow mastiff is really brave. It defeated the equally majestic mastiff king on this grassland. The old Batu is very satisfied with the performance of the Tiger Head Snow Mastiff. He left the tiger-headed snow mastiff and left by himself. Although the tiger-headed snow mastiff doesn't want to, it understands that the elderly are respected elders on the grassland and must obey themselves.
Tiger-headed snow mastiff is still the mastiff king, just on the grassland far from home.
The old man Batu found another strong, wild and noble mastiff king, the lion-headed golden mastiff, from the grassland further away. The old man Batu took it back to his grassland. Due to the departure of the Tiger-headed Snow Mastiff, there were no mastiffs on this grassland, and ambitious male mastiffs frequently fought, while the new lion-headed golden mastiff conquered all the male mastiffs by force and became the mastiff king on this grassland.
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It's winter, and wolf disasters are frequent. It seems that countless wolves emerged from the ground overnight.
The duty of Tibetan mastiffs is to protect sheep, and they will punish intruders. However, the wolf ran away and stopped chasing, and the owner was not allowed to chase. But something strange happened. One night a few days later, a male mastiff ignored his master's reprimand and rushed into the wilderness in the strong wind. Later, the owner heard the fighting sound of two Tibetan mastiffs, and then saw countless green lights, all with wolf eyes, but the male mastiff never came back.
"magic mastiff!" The next day, the old man Batu said affirmatively after listening to the description of the herdsmen. "It must have angered the male mastiff. Any dignified male mastiff can't stand the provocation of another strange male mastiff. "
Panic swept the grassland again. The male mastiff who lost his life is recognized as a fierce mastiff on the grassland. He once killed four coyotes in one breath, but even so, he is still no match for the magic mastiff, and the herdsmen's heart sank.
Ge Sang more guilty and remorse. Although the herdsmen don't blame him, he always feels that the appearance of the magic mastiff can't be separated from the dry file. Curtains cling to the dry neon, and the curtains are full of enthusiasm.
A few days later, the herder who spent the night in Ge Sang's house went into Ge Sang's tent again. He brought Ge Sang two young Tibetan mastiffs who were just full moon and looked energetic. In the evening, Ge Sang invited the old Batu, and the three of them drank a lot of wine until they were all drunk and fell asleep on the wool blanket like mud.
I don't know how long I slept. In a daze, Ge Sang was awakened by the biting sound of Tibetan mastiff and wolf. Ge Sang a tingle stood up, grabbed a shotgun with a Tibetan knife on his shoulder and ran out. Wolves are fleeing in the wilderness. Ge Sang saw a giant mastiff standing in front of the sheepfold, and next to it stood a Tibetan mastiff of Batu old man. Two mastiffs seemed to be touching their noses. The old man's other Tibetan mastiff lay quietly on the ground. It died. In Chen Zhe, several wolves were lying beside it.
When the giant mastiff saw someone coming out of the tent, he turned around and ran away. Magic mastiff! Ge Sang chest to generate a roars, pull up the horse, after the past.
Ge Sang remembers that the old man Batu once said that the magic mastiff is a horrible magic mastiff surrounded by wolves. Without wolves, the magic mastiff has no opinion, is timid and is not worth being a big wolf. Ge Sang knows that now is his best chance to redeem oneself by good deeds and get rid of the magic mastiff. Otherwise, release the tiger to the mountain, and the future trouble will be endless.
Without moonlight, Ge Sang saw that big mastiff was just a huge shadow. When Ge Sang's horse ran parallel to the giant mastiff, the shotgun rang with a bang, but the magic mastiff just paused and ran forward as if nothing had happened. The shotgun can only hurt its flesh, but it can't hurt its serious injuries.
Ge Sang pulls out the Tibetan Dao, gallops forward on horseback, then shouts at top of voice, throws down the mink and pounces on the magic mastiff! I don't know if the magic mastiff was stupid or something. It didn't move, so Ge Sang cut it with a knife.
Ge Sang felt that the sharp Tibetan Dao was firmly cut on the back of the magic mastiff, and the huge inertia also made Ge Sang fall to the ground and roll a few times. Fortunately, he still has the knife. When Ge Sang struggled to stand up, the giant head of the magic mastiff was in front of him, and Ge Sang could even feel the hot air from its mouth! Ge Sang clenched the Tibetan Dao in his hand. He is not afraid of death. He only hopes that the magic mastiff will tear him to pieces and stab the sharp Tibetan knife into the neck of the magic mastiff.
That moment did not come. A minute or two passed, and the magic mastiff took two steps back and slowly turned to leave. Ge Sang endured the severe pain and got up, followed by two steps to cut the magic mastiff. He tried his best with this knife, but the magic mastiff still dodged sideways. This knife cut off the tail of the magic mastiff! The magic mastiff let out a piercing cry and flew away in the distance. When Ge Sang returned to his horse, the magical mastiff had disappeared.
At this time, Batu's old man and guests also arrived on horseback, and the howling of wolves in the wilderness became more and more harsh. The old man Batu said, we can't chase any more. Get out of here!
That night, Ge Sang was so tired that he didn't get up until noon the next day. At this time, the old man Batu is feeding the Tibetan mastiff, which is the only remaining Tibetan mastiff. Last night, Ge Sang told the old man about his confrontation with the Tibetan mastiff. The old man was silent for a long time and said nothing. Ge Sang saw that the Tibetan mastiff's food bowl was full of half-cooked mutton, and the Tibetan mastiff could only enjoy this treatment once a year, that is, the first day of the Tibetan New Year. But today is not Chinese New Year, how can you enjoy such treatment? Ge Sang wants to know.
When the Tibetan mastiff was full, he went to the tent to lie in the sun. At this time, the old man Batu took out a piece of red cloth and covered his eyes. Then, the old man drew a sword from behind and stabbed it into the heart of the Tibetan mastiff accurately and neatly. ...
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The golden mastiff with lion's head also smells the magic mastiff, which is a strange and vicious male mastiff, but mixed with the smell of wolves. On a moonlit night, a group of mastiffs met the magic mastiff under the command of the mastiff king.
The magic mastiff is sitting on the grass. It's huge, dark and ugly. The wolves howled dozens of meters behind it, as if to help it.
A brave Tibetan mastiff rushed to the magic mastiff first. The magic mastiff was still sitting, his huge head jerked, his mouth closed and he bit his throat. The Tibetan mastiff crashed to the ground. Meanwhile, the magic mastiff shook his head and stood up.
The wolf's cry is more rampant. ...
The golden mastiff with the lion's head stood up, its golden mane shook hard and jumped up with a roar-
At the same time, the lion-headed golden mastiff jumped out, and Batu, who was standing in the distance watching the battle, released his hands holding the tiger-headed snow mastiff. Tiger-headed snow mastiff was brought back to his hometown by the old man today. In its mind, it is still the mastiff king here. It is eager to know what happened in its territory.
Tiger-headed snow mastiff galloped towards the mastiff herd, but in the face of the killing of two strange and fierce mastiffs, all it could do was watch. Soon, Tiger-headed Snow Mastiff saw that blood was gushing from the throat of the golden mastiff with lion head. The magic mastiff had jumped aside and watched the golden mastiff with lion head fall down slowly. ...
The wolves shouted again: "Woo-ow-"The Tiger-headed Snow Mastiff was stimulated by this cry. It came out of the mastiff herd, with a cold and dignified light in its eyes, and slowly came to the front of the magic mastiff.
The hearts of the Batu old man and all the herdsmen standing in the distance are in their throats. They all know that whether the grassland can be saved depends on the performance of the Tiger Head Snow Mastiff now.
The battle was fierce, and in a flash, ice flakes splashed and snow and fog danced. The roar of two Tibetan mastiffs was earth-shattering. They fluttered, chewed and rolled, and the snow under their feet was crushed into a snow pit.
It was the tiger-headed snow mastiff that finally fell. In the clear moonlight, the face of the magic mastiff is even more ferocious.
Herdsmen froze, this is not a mastiff at all, but the devil! It's a monster It can kill two big mastiffs in one breath.
Mastiffs no longer stir, even the screaming wolves are silent. In the cold moonlight, only their exhaled heat is rising. ...
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Ge Sang disappeared from the crowd, and he went straight to the magic mastiff with a shotgun! The wind whistling in the ear, Ge Sang once again put life and death behind him. He thought that if his death could bring peace to the grassland, he would die without regret.
Ge Sang wants to shoot the magic mastiff's throat at close range, so if he can't kill it, he can at least give it a heavy blow. But the magic mastiff wouldn't let him near, so he jumped with a roar. Ge Sang fired in a hurry, and the bullet hit the hard head of the magic mastiff. The magic mastiff gave a creepy howl and stood upright like a human. Its huge body is about to drown Ge Sang!
Just then, a black image struck the wilderness like lightning. "Boom", like a muffled thunder on the ground, the magic mastiff was forcefully knocked open, and a huge, powerful armored golden-haired male mastiff stood in the snow like a lion.
The angry magic mastiff swooped down with a roar, hitting his head, head against head, and teeth against teeth, making a crashing sound. From the beginning, the battle entered a white-hot, thrilling and earth-shattering.
The bodies of two male mastiffs were gradually raw and the wounds were still steaming. Even so, the guarantee money bravely pounced on the magic mastiff again and again. But the magic mastiff can avoid a fatal bite every time. When Tiebaojin was panting, the magic mastiff began to fight back. It lowered its body, jumped up close to the ground, and grabbed the iron-clad gold by the throat. Although the real gold dodged, a piece of meat was forcefully torn off the shoulder, and the magic mastiff jumped down again. This time, the iron-clad gold came on. At the last moment, it lowered its head and plunged into the snow. Its Kouga clamped the left front leg of the magic mastiff, only to hear a "click", that is, the leg bone of the magic mastiff was bitten off. The magic mastiff growled angrily, and the iron bag jumped up at lightning speed and bit the magic mastiff's neck. The magic mastiff flew into a rage and tried to get rid of each other. But the guarantee money just won't let go.
The roar of the magic mastiff is deafening, especially in the wilderness. After a long time, the roar of the magic mastiff gradually turned into a hoarse scream, and then it cried like a ghost. Blood gushed from the throat of the magic mastiff, and it finally fell down.
The wolves gave a shrill howl and soon disappeared into the night.
In the moonlight, the mighty real gold stands like a hill. The approaching herder was surprised to find that it had no tail and the knife wound on its back was unfolding, which was shocking. All Tibetan mastiffs hold their heads high, and every time they cry emotionally, it seems that they are singing a long and lyrical song. Tie Baojin listens to music. For a long time, it slowly tightened its body and sat down. It hurts so much.
"Plop" 1, that's Ge Sang knelt down, he recognized the real gold man, it was the little mastiff he drove away with a whip. Tibetan mastiffs have strong self-esteem. For two years, it has been living in the wild, and he forced it into a homeless wild mastiff. But even though it was abandoned, it secretly protected the sheep of its former owner. Ge Sang knew that the big mastiff he saw that night was an iron bag of gold. It helped Batu's Tibetan mastiff bite off the wolves, but he chased it like a magic mastiff, killed it and cut off its tail, but it has been silently enduring it. Tiebaojin not only saved himself, but also saved the whole grassland!
The old man Batu also knelt down, and so did all the herdsmen.
People saw Tiebaojin shaking his huge mastiff head, stood up with difficulty, then turned his scarred body and walked into the wilderness step by step.
At this time, all Tibetan mastiffs stood silently to see him off. They sang in a low voice and merged into a sad song in the wilderness …
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