A joke to amuse the children.

1. The angry daughter said to her father, "Why did you scold me? ! "

"I am your father."

"You are my dad zha of? ! "

"You have the right ~" Baba looked embarrassed.

"What right? ! ! ! "My daughter is not calm.

"scold you."

"What makes you scold me? ! ! "

"I am your father." …

2. One day. Xiaoming and his mother go shopping together.

Xiaoming said to his mother, "Mom, I want to eat lollipops!" " "

Mother said, "Are you obedient?"

Xiao Ming said, "I don't listen."

Mom said, "If you don't listen, I won't buy you a lollipop!" " "

"Mom, I am obedient!" Xiao Ming shouted.

Mother said, "My son is good and obedient. Let's not buy lollipops! " "

3, disobedient when I was a child! Never wash your hands after defecation!

When my mother scolded me, I retorted that I didn't hold my hand. Why should I wash my hands?

Once I washed my hands on a whim after taking a shit!

At this time, my mother rushed over and was beaten!

Fury: You can't shit well either! How about it! Did you hold your hand?

I met a father and son on the high-speed rail yesterday.

Son: "Dad, how long does it take to get to the station?"

Dad: "There are still more than 30 minutes."

Son: "It's been so long."

Dad looked at his watch again and said, "I'm sorry, dad read it wrong." It will arrive in half an hour! " "

Son: "that's coming soon!" " "