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1, 1 MM was lovelorn, and several suicide attempts were discovered by relatives and friends in time. One day, while relatives and friends were unprepared to leave home, anxious relatives and friends looked everywhere. When they decided to call the police, they received a short message from her: You don't have to look for me. I'm on my way to the Dead Sea. I like the sea. I decided to end my life there.

Sister Chang 'e was eating when suddenly there was a flash outside. Chang 'e was surprised and went out to watch. Come back and breathe a sigh of relief; "Yang Liwei. . "

A Ju and Feifei are both hard of hearing. Feifei saw Aju go out that day; "Ju, are you going for a walk?" "No, I'm going for a walk!" "Oh. . I thought you went for a walk. "

Zhu and Feifei agreed to take the stairs to their home on the 50th floor. 10 floor, Aju asks Feifei; Feifei, are you tired? Feifei shook her head and they walked on. On the 30th floor, Aju asked Feifei, "Feifei, are you tired?" Feifei shook her head and they walked on. On the 49th floor, Aju asked Feifei, "Feifei, are you tired?" Feifei nodded hard. A Ju: "OK, let's walk back and take the elevator home."

5. A Ju is going to have an exam. Mother asked Aju if he had finished reading the book. Ah Zhu said, "I'm finished." The next day, my mother flew into a rage when she saw Zhu's failed paper. "How come I finished reading all the books and did so badly in the exam!" "A Ju:" Mom, what I said that day was. . . I think it's over. "

6, Nongfu Spring, a little worm. Press conference: As for the bug of Nongfu Spring, it is like this. We don't produce mineral water, we are just porters of nature. Well, as we all know. This is explained in our advertisement. Since it is natural, there will be bugs. If there are no bugs in nature, is it still nature? Finally, I wish nature more and more beautiful, and more insects are better!