Funny sentences about couples

1. A man had to come home late due to business. The attentive wife was afraid that her husband would not find what he needed when he got home, so she wrote a note and put it on the table before going to bed: " Honey, the beer is on the third shelf in the refrigerator, the rotisserie chicken is in the microwave, and I'm in bed."

2. Bride: “I blame my bad surname for being a bride and turning into Mrs. Chen (old)!” Groom: “Oh! It would be great to marry Mr. Yang. Wouldn’t it be a success as soon as we get married? Mrs. Yang? Forever Mrs. Yang. 3. A man held it in for a long time and said to his wife: Please smoke. My wife turned around and went to the kitchen, took out a knife and said, "I'll satisfy you, come and take off your pants."

4. The husband likes to brag about himself, and his wife is very impatient. One day, when the husband was bragging to people that he was a martial arts champion, his wife kicked him from behind, knocking him backwards. The husband stood up straight and said, "This is my coach."

5. The wife discovered that her husband was unfaithful to her, so she tried to make her husband jealous so that she would regret it. "What would you think if I said I slept with your best friend?" the wife asked. "Well," the husband thought for a while, "I would think that you must be gay."

6. The husband scolded: "Where are the vegetables you cooked? They are sallow and sallow."

The wife immediately replied: "You come home so late every day, of course you don't know that they have also been 'young' on my spatula."