Liaoning broadcast soldiers joke

Liaoning radio soldier jokes 1:

1、? Manager, there are so many flies in your toilet that you can hardly get in! ?

? Next time, don't go to the bathroom in the morning. ?

? Then when should we go?

? It's best at noon 12, when all the flies have gone to the restaurant. ?

2. In a restaurant, a customer was impatient and went over to ask the waiter:? How long do I have to wait?

The waiter kindly replied:? Wait until another customer orders the same dish as you. ?

? Why? The customer cried.

? Because you only need half a chicken. ?

Customer: Waiter, why is my braised chicken missing a drumstick?

Attendant: There are disabled people. Don't chickens have disabilities?

4. Members dine in the Parliament Dining Room. The waiter came over and asked, What's the matter? Do you like it?

Member replied:? Thank you. Not bad. Unfortunately, potatoes account for the absolute majority.

Liaoning broadcast soldiers joke set 2:

1, sick, see a doctor. The doctor asked me to take a blood test, and the result was normal. The doctor asked me to have an optometry and the result was normal. The doctor asked me to do EEG, and the result was normal; The doctor asked me to do an electrocardiogram and the result was normal. The doctor finally said that I really caught a cold and confirmed that I was telling him the truth.

I asked the doctor how the diagnosis was made, and the doctor said, by excluding the diagnosis. ?

2. The leader went to the middle school to check the sports situation, just to see a student practicing 100 meter sprint under the guidance of the PE teacher.

The leader asked with concern: Is there any progress?

The teacher said: It has exceeded 12 seconds. ?

Leader:? Not satisfied! Keep working hard and try to reach 13 seconds as soon as possible. ?

3. The flight attendant suggested that passengers wear seat belts? It was blood that didn't wear a seat belt in the last forced landing. ? Q:? The answer to fasten your seat belt:? Nothing, everyone is sitting well, just like the living. ?

The director looked at the manuscript and read:? In good order? I was puzzled at that time, and then I asked my secretary. What do you mean, organized?

The secretary said: Even if you are the director, everything you said is reasonable. ?

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