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Interpretation of the first chapter of "God-level Farmers"
Lin is an old member of the Lin family, and he is also very upset these days. He worked hard in the field for most of his life, making money desperately, and finally got his son out of the countryside and trained a college student. He didn't expect his son to take himself to the city to enjoy himself in the future. He originally planned to live for two or three years, and then decorate the house well so that his son could marry a daughter-in-law and raise a grandson. But who knows, my son gave himself such a surprise. My son's wings are hard, and I don't listen to him. I didn't support him in contracting land. As a result, he only contracted 60 acres of land with 654.38+10,000 yuan saved by his two-year work. I didn't know where to go, and I borrowed more than 100 thousand from the credit union, so I began to build a greenhouse in a decent way.
Looking at the sun overhead, it has just entered the month of 10, and the sun is still so sinister. People who howl are dizzy. They thought of their son, sighed and joked. My son is also a master who never hits the south wall and never looks back. When he is not so good at farming now, he will naturally look back and have a good work area. Besides, I haven't got a loan or anything. Although his son is insane, he is much better than those idle people in the village all day. He shook his head and said to his wife who was washing clothes at the door, "I'll kill the chicken later." I'll go and see the boy. " Come back for dinner at night. "
After speaking, Lin took a hoe and went to his son's contracted land. Although my son came back almost half a month ago, it was not long before the father and son had a quarrel. His son didn't come home for almost a week, so he built a small hut in the field and stayed temporarily. Since his son contracted the farmland, Lin has been secretly watching the farmland contracted by his son on his way to the village entrance. At the thought of my son starting to build a greenhouse today, I am afraid that his son will be smart and will faint when he meets these businessmen. Few of these people who sell steel frames and films are honest people. These days, honest people are digging holes in the ground and asking for money, except cheating or cheating. Thought of here, I sighed again, involuntarily to speed up the pace.
My son's contracted land is not far from the entrance to the village. It's ten minutes' walk, but it still looks a bit remote. This is a reed, which is caused by the breach of the river bank. At first, I was able to raise fish or something. Later, people who had leisure time also went out to work. Who will come here to contract the land? Only those good fish ponds that have been maintained have been contracted. Hey, silly son!
However, the land was leveled, but my son spent almost 20 thousand yuan to hire a big tractor from other provinces to plow it out. It looks shiny, but Lin, who cares about China, still has to blame his son. This is reed. If the weather is warm next year, it will grow faster than anything else. At that time, it will be a lot of money. This is a bottomless pit!
Lin watched his son standing next to his thatched cottage in a straw hat and a gray shirt that had not been washed for days. He commanded his helper to put on airs, took a puff at his cigarette and stopped talking. He carried a bundle of bamboo sticks beside him, go and help!
"ah! Dad, why are you here? " LAM Raymond is still instructing helpers to build greenhouses according to their own wishes. He was shocked when he saw his old man coming to help. Although the father and son quarreled, I still came to help my son. Naturally, he couldn't put on airs, so he had to bow his head.
Lin looked at kicking his son and said angrily, "Look what you did?"
Seeing that his son bowed his head and said nothing, he could only say helplessly, "It's past four o'clock, so go back and take a good bath. Look at you, like a beggar, worrying your mother. I am here to show you! "
Ramramramone felt the stubble on his face shyly and quickly agreed. When he left, he didn't forget to remind him: "Dad, I'm going to make a shed of 1o mu. Except for 2 mu of steel frames, everything here is made of bamboo. Be sure to straighten them out! "
Shortly after Lin Lei left, those helpers were all from nearby villages, and naturally they also got to know Lin. But just now, when the father and son were talking, they were not easy to talk, but as soon as the son left, someone familiar came to talk.
"I said, be ambitious, your son may resist now, and he will be a greenhouse here. Did you see that big tractor yesterday? I've only seen it on TV before Don't say how fast. I'm afraid there are tens of thousands of flowers here? " He is the second child of the Chen family in the next village, in his fifties. His two sons don't go to school very much, they have been working outside and married their daughters-in-law, but their family relationship is not very harmonious, or they have no money to make trouble.
When Lin heard that there were tens of thousands of people, he just saw that his son's mood was gone. He swallowed and said angrily, "don't be lazy, damn it, my son's money is not so easy to fool." Tell me, one hundred and twenty a day has caught up with the wages of city people. " Speaking of this salary, Lin complained more about his son. The wages of rural helpers are generally not high. Even in hot summer, there are only 80 of them. If you enter 1o month and the weather is cool, your salary is 50,60. As a result, his stupid son will give it to a person 120, and he will also take care of food and a bag.
"Hey, careerist, you don't say your son is stupid. It is true that his salary is high, but you just don't know it. Your son is very clever. He won't give it until the end of the year, but he also gave a deadline. This 10 mu greenhouse was built in 10 days. Otherwise, it can only be the White House. What's this called? This is called high investment. If it weren't for Lin's face, we really wouldn't want to take it down. Well, according to the previous education, a person needs 70 yuan, but you can't hold on now. Your son has both lining and face, and it can be worse! "
Big-Zhi Lin pants twice, also don't talk, but that doesn't mean age, "big, you say your boy looks like? More than 60 acres of land, right here, I heard that other places nearby have also signed, and will be contracted next year. There is a greenhouse here now. Do you think he will grow up? It stands to reason that there are all kinds of tomatoes and green peppers in the greenhouse now. If you want to grow more money, there are only strawberries, but strawberries will take another month. What do you think your son will look like? If you don't make money by investing so much money, can you invest? You can show me your brother's bottom, so that we can get along with the money. "
"What, you said he would contract other places around him? This loser! " When Lin heard Chen Lao's words, his involuntary voice rose. He felt that his son had lost his family when he bought this land, and he had to buy other wasteland. Isn't this throwing money into the water? He has worked hard for decades and saved a lot, but he can't pick up his son like this!
Mr. Chen was a little dissatisfied and tooted, "Lin, if you don't want to talk, don't talk." If you are fierce, so can your son. Don't miss a word of what you want to plant. " Ambitious, tell me honestly, are there any new varieties or something? If it weren't for the uncertainty, your college students would have invested so much money. Isn't it because Wang Gui of Shangwangzhuang planted a new variety in a provincial academy of agricultural sciences and invested 200,000 to 300,000 yuan in it? We can't compare with you college students. If you really want to have any good new varieties, you must tell us. We are all old and can't do anything outside, so we can only dig some money in the field. "
Da Zhi Lin is not sure, his son's skill is know, really want to lose money, also won't do this, maybe there is something to make money, money can't say, but it is really impossible to lose money. "How can you recognize him? If there is a new variety or something, Wang Gui will not die or live, and those watermelons will eventually break even. If there is no subsidy, selling his house is not enough for him to lose money. "
"Can be the same, what is that Wang Gui, 456 upside down, used to be a master of muddling along, can be compared with your college students, you Lins are such college students, and your previous school performance is also one of the best in the surrounding villages, you can also do such upside down things. I see, that must be your old buddy trying to keep silent about his money. "
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