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Where did my childhood go? Essay 600 words

Teaching exams is the teacher’s magic weapon; points and points are the lifeblood of students. I don’t know which famous person said this. It’s so well said! Now, I am already a sixth grade student, and my life is simply worse than the trackers on the Volga River.

Today, I heard a joke. The content of the joke is this: Xiao Ming is a first-grade student. He has classes at school from Monday to Friday, piano lessons on Saturdays, and art classes on Sundays. Every day he saw his grandparents very leisurely, reading newspapers in the morning and sitting on the sofa watching TV in the evening. Xiao Ming was very confused, so he asked his mother: "Mom! Mom! Why are grandparents so relaxed?!" His mother said nonchalantly: "Because they have retired!" Xiao Ming thought to himself: When will I retire? This is a short, sharp and critical joke. After listening to this joke, I seemed to see Xiao Ming going to squeeze into the bus early in the morning in the cold wind; I seemed to see his young hands covered with calluses; and I seemed to see the desk lamp standing at 11 o'clock in the night. Next, Xiao Ming drags his tired body and there is a lot of homework on the table. ah! I saw this and thought about my life.

We have classes at school from Monday to Friday. In order to keep us at the starting line, the teacher gave us one small test in two days and one big test in three days. Parents all hope that their sons will succeed and their daughters will succeed. They bought us homework and enrolled in many interest classes. I was one of the worst offenders: every Wednesday night, I had to do school homework and attend interest classes. On that night, I had to go to bed around 11 o'clock. Every weekend, I don’t want to go out to play. I want to take classes: hard-tipped calligraphy, composition, taekwondo, Mathematical Olympiad, and English. Alas — why? Where has my wonderful childhood gone?

My ideal childhood is like this: In the morning, we have classes in nature, and the teacher introduces us to various plants and animals, which broadens our horizons. In the afternoon, we can play in the creek, read in the library, and have close contact with the animals in the zoo. It would be best to cancel all exams. Of course, all this can only be a luxury wish.

I would like to appeal to the Ministry of Education: Give us a golden childhood! Cancel all interest classes and cancel all exams!