Translation of English Jokes

One day, Steven Allan Spielberg Arnold Schwarzenegger and pierce brosnan wanted to shoot a film in the jungle. Unfortunately, they were caught by the tribesmen. When they were about to be beheaded, they prayed for the mercy of the tribal queen. The queen said, "Go and find me something delicious. If I like it, you will be released. " The three stars looked at each other and agreed. Then they went into the jungle to look for food.

Spielberg was the first to come back. He went to the altar and offered grapes. She tasted it and spit it out at once. She ordered her servant to shove the rest up his ass. Their servant finished the task, leaving Spielberg screaming.

Schwarzenegger was next and got some delicious apples. The same thing happened to him, but he smiled strangely, even though the apple was squeezed into his ass. Spielberg was shocked. He used grapes to make his ass ache here, and Schwarzenegger stuffed some apples into it. He also smiled. He asked Schwarzenegger, "Shit, what are you laughing at?"

Schwarzenegger smiled and said, "Pierce brought back a watermelon!"

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