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Happy Sunday

On Sunday, Menstruation and his mother took me and my two brothers to the seaside to play. We are so happy!

As soon as we got off the bus, we saw a long Jingjiang levee. We crossed the levee, ah! What a beautiful scenery! There is an endless Yangtze River, a magnificent bridge stands above the Yangtze River, a wide beach, and several long boats can be seen on the river. We ran to the beach, took off our shoes and ran barefoot on the beach. The beach is so soft! Mother asked us to draw stars on the beach. We didn't draw them, so we built a wall on the beach by the river to stop the waves from rushing up. At first, the wall we made was washed away by the big waves. We made another wall. I advised my brother, "If you put the brick on it, it won't wash away." Another experiment finally succeeded. Today is really a happy Sunday!

The most precious time of the day is morning; The loveliest time is also in the morning. So, this Sunday, I got up early and opened the window. A little fresh air floated in from the window, which refreshed me and made me look around. The weather is sunny and sunny, and a refreshing feeling appears in my heart, which is so comfortable.

After breakfast, my children and I greeted the spring breeze, hummed and walked to the mountain. Along the way, we saw the green grass covered with crystal dew; Lush pine trees, with thousands of postures; Countless birds in the jungle sing beautiful melodies ... forming a beautiful and harmonious symphony; There are also beautiful flowers with bright smiles that seem to welcome us.

We came to the hillside and started our game. We played hide-and-seek first, then the police caught the thief, then we lost our handkerchiefs ... everyone was in full swing, and it was noon before we knew it. We reluctantly left the happy world and walked down the hill.

I think this Sunday is very interesting.

Happy Sunday

On Sunday morning, as usual, I couldn't afford to lie down any longer. Looking at the bright cloudy day outside the window, I thought: What a beautiful Sunday! What a waste if you don't go to bed until noon! Then I will put on a CD and go back to sleep.

Suddenly, I remembered my classmate Zall. I guess she must still be sleeping now. I looked at my watch. It was already nine o'clock, so I sent a short message to my classmate Zall and asked her if she was awake. After a while, the drow replied to me: "Don't pay attention to me when I wake up." Seeing that she is so rude, I feel sad and feel particularly wronged. How can she be so rude? Then I thought: Maybe she studied too late last night. It's not good for me to disturb others so early. Thinking of this, I quickly sent her another short message, saying, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't bother you." You can sleep if you want. If you don't want to sleep, let me know if you want to sleep. " In less than half a second, I received a short message from my classmate Zall: "Get out!" I know that the drow has forgiven me, and I am very happy. I quickly replied a message: "Do you want to sleep or not?"

After half an hour, I didn't get a reply I think the drow may be asleep. Suddenly, the drow told me to get up quickly and go to their house. I told her, "You can sleep if you want. I'm not sleeping with you. I love snoring and will bother you again. " Drew said her grandmother wanted to see my newly shaved hair. Hearing this, I jumped up happily and said to myself: Zall's grandmother always criticized my hair for being too long. Today, I must let her know how thoroughly I correct my mistakes. Although I looked at my watch, it was almost ten o'clock, but I thought I would be praised by grandma drow, so I quickly finished washing, dressed and went out.

Today's weather is really nice and cool. It's not like summer in Beijing at all, but like a cloudy day in Beijing. The cool breeze is blowing gently, which makes people very comfortable. Reluctantly, I boarded the bus to the subway, and then took the subway to the railway station.

The terrible SARS has finally passed. There are no white masks in the square of the railway station. I ran to the ticket window happily. The conductor is an amiable uncle. He smiled and said to me, "The nearest bus to Tianjin is 12: 30, and there are no seats left." I break my fingers, 12: 30. It's too late. It's just me and a bus. I hurried to the square to find a bus, only to find that because of the impact of SARS, the buses in Tianjin were not at Beijing Station, but at Zhaogongkou. I took a taxi to Zhaogongkou in a hurry. I saw 107 from home at the station. I break my fingers and calculate. If I had taken him directly just now, I would have spent only 1.5 yuan, and now I have spent a total of 28 yuan. My heart ached to death, but when I thought that Zall was still waiting for me, that Zall's grandmother was still waiting for me, and that Zall's grandfather was still waiting for me, I knew now was not the time to be sad, so I quickly wiped my tears and got on the bus ticket back to Tianjin.

The driver's uncle turned around and said, "You can't smoke in the back!" Then I drive. You can play DVD on the bus, but the driver's uncle didn't play it for us, just gave us a tape. I want him to show us DVDs, but I'm afraid the driver's uncle will laugh at me and say, "I just want to watch DVDs and don't want to study!" " "Uncle driver should concentrate on driving. When we watch DVD, it will definitely affect him. Once he is affected, we are not safe. So for the safety of me and others, I resisted the idea of watching DVDs, thinking, "As long as I can live safely, I can watch countless DVDs, and I can't kill the goose that lays the golden egg for the sake of penny wise and pound foolish." With this in mind, I slowly fell asleep again on the singing bus. ...

By the time I got to Zall's home, it was almost 1 half past one. Zall's grandfather has started to take a nap, but grandma didn't take a nap, and neither did Zall. They are all waiting for me to eat! I'm a little disappointed that grandma didn't praise me for shaving my head to my face, but I know grandma is afraid of my pride! I will live up to my grandmother's painstaking efforts and will continue to work hard! How can you work hard when you've shaved off? )

After dinner, the drow told her grandmother about my recent housework and cooking. Grandma asked with concern, "Is it true?" I nodded embarrassedly. Grandma said it was a good boy! Then she began to tell me some cooking tips. Although I didn't understand them for a long time, I thanked her anyway. The drow said, you should change to a faster knife, which will cut the meat faster and more labor-saving. I said that knife is not fast, but it is safe! How many times have I cut my hand without leaving a trace? After so long, I have feelings for it. I would rather eat less meat than replace it. Grandma listened to this and gave me some chopsticks with great distress: "Good boy, you suffered there alone, eat more!" " ! What a sensible child! Cooking and eating by yourself is much better than ours! "The drow bowed his head in shame and blushed. I said, "Grandma, let's help Zall make progress together in the future! Start washing dishes today! "

After dinner, Zall's grandmother also wants to have a rest. According to her meaning, let grandpa and I rest in that room, and Zall and grandma rest together. The drow said, "Milk, my classmate came all the way that day. How can he take a nap with grandpa?" ! Or you go to sleep! "I was a little upset when I saw my grandmother, so I quickly said," We have to review our lessons together. Grandma asked, "Do you really want to review your lessons?" "My classmates and I nodding, grandma went to another room with a grain of salt. Zaw and I really have nothing to do except review our lessons, because I found that no matter what I am doing in any corner of this room, my grandmother lying in that room can see clearly as soon as she opens her eyes. The engineer uncle who designed this room is a genius! I must be such a person when I grow up!

Zall told me about a TV series she watched recently, called Ten Years of Marriage. She said, "Will two people change their minds after being together for a long time? How can a man have an affair so easily? " I said, "We are still young, and what happens when we change our minds is their adult business. Actually, we still don't understand. Let's wait until we grow up. But the drow still seems to be unable to let go of this question. He is still talking to himself: "Why did you change your mind? "The teacher told us that girls are precocious than boys, which seems to be the case! After a while, the drow said to me very seriously: "that day, classmate, I have a question, you must tell me truthfully!" "When I heard this, I was frightened. I thought she would ask me if I would change my mind again. She stammered, "What ... I'm relieved. It turns out that their female classmates care more about how much meat they have gained than their male classmates. Are there any other female classmates around them?

I didn't sleep for long (maybe I was too worried and didn't sleep), and grandma came out of that room again. As soon as the drow saw that it was getting late, he began to pack his bags and prepare to go out with me. When packing, the drow also gave me a backpack and an ashtray, which I like very much (this must be what she said after giving me something). I still snapped my fingers, and it took two hours from entering the room to leaving. The drow summed up my visit to their home in one sentence. "It's better to drink cold water at home than thousands of miles away."

It finally rained on a cloudy day when I went out. Grandma said it would rain in the morning. I turned to ask my classmate Zall, "Did you listen to the weather forecast when you called me this morning?" The drow blurted out, "I didn't listen! I really don't know! " I forgave her a little, but I was still a little angry. When I passed by the video store, I saw the advertisement for Aunt Rene Liu's concert, so I quickly went in and bought one. I felt much better.

When we arrived at Tianjin Railway Station, it was almost five o'clock. I bought a train ticket after six o'clock, so I chatted with M who was sitting nearby with Zall. There were so many beautiful girls in M, and Zall was secretive, but I was evasive, but I still saw a lot. My eyes are attached to many beautiful girls, and my mouth and Zall discuss how we grow up and make more contributions to our motherland in the future.

It is almost six o'clock. I put the drow on the bus to Tanggu first, and then I took the ticket to prepare for the station. Another amiable police uncle glanced at my ticket and said, "What time was it before you came?" I took a closer look and found that I bought a ticket of 5: 15. I am very upset, not because I have to go home late again, but because I just bought a ticket with a beautiful female classmate. I want to sit at the same table with her on the train, but now I can't. People are almost at Beijing Railway Station. I must change to a passing bus at seven o'clock. I heard from the aunt who sold the tickets that there were no seats left.

To my surprise, when I got on the bus, I found it empty. On the way, I listened to a big brother in Manzhouli introduce the local customs of Manzhouli to others. He said, "People in big cities, in particular, are impetuous, and traffic jams are full of neon lights all day. You really should go to Manzhouli and see the green grasslands, white sheep and blue sky there. You can drink well! " How well eldest brother speaks! Although I can't go to Manchuria yet, I have flown to the beautiful place he described. Later, I heard this eldest brother tell another elder brother his age, and found that this eldest brother belongs to the sheep and the other one belongs to the sheep. They are both two years younger than me. I really admire him in my heart What a young brother!

When I got home, I began to watch Aunt Rene Liu's concert. Aunt Rene Liu is an aunt who wants to get married very much. I finally understand why the pink girl made her play a marriage fan. She rapped a passage on the stage, both words and songs, expressing a woman's desire to marry herself. Looking at her performance, I can't help thinking of some aunts I know. Isn't it? Aunt is a very strange person. With the sound of rain, Aunt Liu's sweet singing is rippling around me. Although I don't quite understand what love and love she sings because of her age, I know it is a very happy feeling, and I will understand it one day! I listened to the rain outside the window and said softly, "Come down quickly, I'm going to grow up!" " "Gradually fall asleep. ...

Today is really a happy Sunday!

Today is Sunday. My parents and I went to Wuquan Mountain to play. When we got off the bus, we saw a towering tree. Take a closer look, it turned out to be a national key protected locust tree. Seems to have lived for hundreds of years?

When I came in, I saw a bronze statue. He is Huo Qubing, a native of Heping County, Hedong. He is an outstanding young strategist in the history of our country. The bronze statue weighs 2.6 tons, is 3.6 meters high and the base is 3.0 meters high. Look, what a mighty horse he is riding!

I went to the zoo first and saw the giraffe. Its tall body is covered with patterns, with a long neck, small ears and pearl eyes looking around.

Elephants are also interesting. They have columnar legs, tall bodies, fan-shaped ears, and especially thick and long noses. When a child throws something, he smells it a few times, and when his nose rolls, he sends the food to his mouth, just like a human hand. It seemed thirsty, so it went to the pool to absorb water with its nose. Ah, the elephant's nose is so useful!

The most interesting thing is a group of little monkeys in a cage. They scrambled to eat what the children threw. A little monkey just grabbed a melon seed, and another little monkey took it away. The little monkey squeaked with anger, as if to say, "I robbed it first." How can you grab it casually? " Look, the little monkey on the wire here is swinging, and the female monkey over there is catching lice for the baby. How happy these naughty little monkeys are!

Further on, there are beautiful peacocks, fierce wolves, tigers, leopards and talking parrots. ...

Out of the zoo, we went climbing again. Halfway up the mountain, my parents were panting with fatigue. I am still full of energy. I climbed to the top of the mountain, stood on the top of the mountain and looked down. It's beautiful. Trees turned into green carpets and tall buildings became shorter. I shouted several times, and there was an echo! How wonderful it feels to stand on the top of the mountain!

On the way back, I fell asleep, and I fed the little animals in my dream! This Sunday, I am so happy!