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I will never get married. Talk about getting married or not.

1, you are married, and you all think that marriage is the only way out. You're a freak if you don't get married. Then I won't play with you. I will play with people who think it's good not to get married.

I don't fall in love or get married, and I don't accept you into my life. No matter how painful you are, no matter how lonely you are in your later years. I don't want to have a child and come to this world to suffer. Times are hard and greed is dusty. I just want to be alone and live freely.

If you don't get married, you actually don't have the courage to break the existing perfect state. Once you get married, it not only means that your future has frightening variables, but also completely changes your existing living conditions. It's like a gambling agreement. You have a lot of chips, but the winning rate is low, which is not cost-effective.

If it's a big deal, don't get married and play for life. What's the big deal about getting married

5, that is, the vast majority of China people always think that it is unfilial not to get married and have children. Because in the eyes of many so-called elders, there are still three kinds of unfilial, and none of them is the biggest. Perhaps this is not the original intention of this sentence, but this meaning seems to have been misinformed, which has led to the greatest demand of the older generation for filial piety for the younger generation, that is, from marriage, from childbirth and from obedience.

6. In the big environment, in the eyes of my family and relatives, I am just a neurotic who is not in love and married.

7. Is there something wrong with my idea? I don't quite understand the view that life is incomplete without marriage. I don't see anything incomplete about not getting married. People have different lifestyles.

8. If I can't get married, I want to live like this. I don't want to get married because I don't like it enough, because I still have a little luck in my heart! Just because I can't let go of some of the past, and then I can't let go of myself!

9. Is it especially fun to raise children? Why does everyone have to have a second child? I have worked for so many years, never asked for leave, never got married, and never had children. I should be given an encouragement award.

10, if you don't get married, you won't have age fear and be bound. You can spend your whole life dreaming and experiencing all kinds of unknown consequences, but you will die alone.

1 1, if you don't get married at a certain age, your peers will gradually start to divorce. This kind of domestic violence should be chaotic, and the family contradiction between elders and children will almost collapse. No one cares why you don't get married. Hold on, we can win, let them wave first!

12, Qicai is a wishing rose. Now I just want to pray for a boyfriend for life. If I don't get married, I will get old.

13, all young people are free. When you get older, you fall into the quagmire of habits inch by inch. It's no use not getting married, not having children and avoiding a fixed life. Lonely people have their own mud.

14, I don't know how long I can persist in not falling in love or getting married, even if I'm the only one around me who doesn't fall in love, even if everyone else is showing love and the world is full of love, you can come with whatever you want.

15, I used to think that we would go on even if we didn't get married, but when I talked to you yesterday, I knew we couldn't. Facing your indifference and indifference, I said that I was quarreling with you. Even if I love you very much, I must let go if I can't let go. We can only have one time.

16, ga, tell the ghost? Unfortunately, I'm not a ghost. Crazy talk is useless to me.

17, not getting married, only one crime of not getting married; Married, the fee is changing with each passing day!

18, familiar and unfamiliar people will say: Are you born after 80? Why don't you get married when you are over thirty? You are an elderly woman, so don't set your sights too high. Just find a decent one If you choose this way, then no one wants it, right? (Omit ten thousand words) That makes me feel like a sinner.

19, I just saw a sentence in Weibo. Have you ever thought about never getting married? To tell the truth, I think many people have it, but not some people don't have the courage and strength.

20, since marriage is so strange, strange bedfellows, it is better not to get married, not to have fun, to die early and dream less about the Spring and Autumn Period.

2 1. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was not lonely when traveling alone. Sometimes I have this idea. If only I were an orphan, I have thought so since I was a child. I can't get married and have no children, then I will be lonely. I know depression is starting again. Autumn is here, and winter is not far away. My heart once jumped, but it was only a small one.

22, very funny, what you can't get is always in turmoil. Among many suitors, this one has the worst personality today. He made it very clear that I have a boyfriend and we are fine. He still said naively, I'll wait for you to break up, as long as you don't get married, I won't give up.

23. The longer the journey of life, the easier it is to be alone. Married or not, no matter who you are, you will be alone in the end. In the final analysis, life is a person's journey, just like Feng's song: We were born lonely.

24. Don't ask me why I don't get married. It's none of your business when I get married! !

25. If you have been in love for a long time but don't get married, you are afraid that others will say that you are different or abnormal. In fact, getting married late doesn't mean you are immature. Everyone's understanding of love and marriage is not exactly the same [Why should moc be defined by secular things?

26. You don't have to get married if you are in love. I chose not to get married, so I have been in love. Because there are too many things to get married. One word: annoying

27. I should be a calm person. If I don't get married and have children, I will use my meager salary to save money to buy a broken car, keep a light dog, have a very comfortable nest, go wherever I want, just fall in love and never get married, and don't ask me what to do when I am old. When I get old, I will drive a few thieves.

28. My so-called other half, if you are on your way to me, turn around and don't come to me.

Talk with feelings for a lifetime.

1, thinking that commitment is a lifetime, and finally only lasts for a while. But sadness is only temporary, and open-mindedness is a lifetime.

2, no one can accompany you for a lifetime, so you have to adapt to loneliness; No one will help you all your life, so you have to keep fighting.

3. It is agreed that a lifetime is a lifetime, one hour less a day and one minute less a second are not a lifetime.

I suffered all my life, and I also suffered all my life. Dumped the world and prospered.

If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

6. Some people meet too early, while others meet too late. However, some people should never meet in their whole lives.

7. I waited all my life, hated all my life, thought all my life, and complained all my life, but I still thank God for letting her have this hateful person to complain.

8. Love for life or hate for life. After all, I want you to remember me for a lifetime.

9. There is no shame in loving only one person all your life. I know in my heart that there will be better people besides him, but one cannot be so greedy.

10, I once said that I believed all my life, but in fact, my life is too long, long enough to change a person, forget a person, and even fall in love with another person.

1 1. You said you would love me forever. It was silly of me to forget to ask "This life or the next life".

12, if you are not a lifelong person, then don't talk about it all your life, don't force it, let it be.

13, some people watch it all their lives, but ignore it all their lives; Some people you watch, but miss a lifetime.

14, I thought I could stay with you all my life, but I didn't expect my life to be yours.

15, people don't suffer all their lives, but occasionally for a while. If you choose to avoid pain temporarily, you may suffer for life.

16. A person's life is like a crowded bus. Some people have seats as soon as they get on the bus, while others have to stand to the end.

17, experience, then regret, do what you want, choose what you love, not what others think is right, and live for yourself all your life.

No tossing, no greed, it is a lifetime.

1. There are two dilemmas in this world: one is to change others, and the other is to change yourself. Often success is the exertion of advantages, and failure is the accumulation of shortcomings. There is only one reason for going right and many reasons for going wrong. It's not that things on the street are expensive, but that there is no money in my pocket; It is not that there is no money in the pocket, but that there is no chance to make money; It's not that there is no chance to make money, but that there is no idea in my mind! In fact, wealth is not in banks, but in people's minds.

2. Seriously, one person's indifference plus another person's difficulties, one person's loyalty plus another person's deception, one person's contribution plus another person's plunder, one person's conviction plus another person's perfunctory, this arithmetic of one plus one sometimes does not necessarily equal two, just like you add me, it does not equal us. So, don't think that I am invulnerable, and you are not invulnerable. Fortunately, love is not everything, nothing is love.

3. Sometimes, saying goodbye is just blurting out casually, and saying goodbye is simply turning around, pretending indifference to be particularly real. Many people, in this way, dispersed; A lot of things are just so light! Some roads, maybe only one person can walk, when you go far, maybe there will be a long gaze; Some bitter, perhaps only one person can taste, when you chew, you may taste a lifetime of indulgence.

4. It's a little dark, so you can only cross it by yourself to feel the temperature of the sun; Some pains can only reach the height of growth through their own experience; Some loneliness, only to taste, in order to harvest the depth of the soul! The colorful interpretation of life will not be pale and powerless because of a meaningless person; The long road of life is not dimmed by a worthless person! If you become second-class citizens just for the sake of marriage, most of you will lose miserably if you make such a bet!

In fact, every step of life will become a thing of the past, whether it is a happy meeting or a painful parting! Therefore, life is an experience and people must accept it. At the same time, life is also a feeling, which makes people taste and accumulate slowly. Life is a profound subject, but there is never a standard answer. Life is just a process, no matter how complicated and exquisite the process is, the final outcome is the same.

6. Everyone can live a happy and comfortable life, depending on how you treat your life. People have different feelings at different stages of life. Does getting what they want mean getting happiness? Actually, it's not. It has a great relationship with people's psychological age. The achievements and feelings of different ages will be different! Many times, personal values determine the degree of happiness!

7. We will think about what we are afraid of, and we will hear what we believe. What we are afraid of is not the outside world, but our own heart.

8. Don't say for whom to pay and for whom to sacrifice. In fact, the ultimate beneficiary of all efforts and sacrifices is yourself. Life is a lonely practice that has nothing to do with anyone. This is a bittersweet road. There must be a gift at the end of the road, depending on whether you deserve it or not. -"Life is a solo exercise"

9, too hard love, people can't see the heart. Overexertion means lack of self-confidence, distrust, fear of not having time to express one's emotions, and fear of not having time to wait patiently. But in fact, when the water is flowing, it is easier to see the heart when it is calm and deep.

10, never envy other people's lives, even if that person looks happy and rich. Never judge whether others are happy or not, even if that person looks lonely and helpless. Happiness is like drinking water, understand it. You are not me, how do you know the road I have traveled, the scenery I have seen, and the joys and sorrows in my heart?

1 1. Everyone was just a hollow man at first. The so-called self is just a vague shadow. We should rely on other people's life experience in books, paintings, music and movies to call out the direction, fill it with our own experience and gradually become a solid person. In this process from false to true, the most decisive force is time. -San Mao

12, life is like playing a game with God. For you, you play chess, which is called choice; God plays chess, which is called a challenge.

13, if someone is willing to be nice to you, don't toss and turn. There is no perfect person in the world, and it is very rare for a person to be kind to you. If someone follows you from the poorest time, don't be greedy. No matter how developed you are, keep an eye on them. No matter how many people we have experienced, there is only one who can stay with you in the end. You don't know the only one until you are old. No tossing, no greed, just a lifetime.

14, you should know that what you have is the best. It is not because something is good that you try to have it. But because you already have it, you wholeheartedly think it is the best.

15, everyone is like a paper cup, and knowledge cultivation is like water in the cup. Others won't see the water in your cup, others will only see the little bit that overflows. When your connotation overflows, it will be discovered naturally.

16. If there is a if, can we beat the buts?

17, please find someone worthy of love, so that those who are vain, fickle, superficial and unable to understand your thoughts, feelings and personality can find his like-minded partner. One day you will be glad that you didn't get him.

18, life is always intertwined with giving and getting. If we live as hard as happiness, we will win.

19, education represents the past, financial resources represent the present, and learning ability represents the future. What you saw and heard changed your life, and it was ruined before you knew it. People who have no goals will always work hard for those who have goals; No crisis is the biggest crisis, and satisfying the status quo is the biggest trap. Bet and win once; Follow the right person and win a lifetime. The boss can only give you a position, not a future. No matter how big the stage is, it is cool when people walk.

20, those beautiful things, when we have, often turn a blind eye, only at a certain moment, when you think you are about to seize, regret will slowly occupy your heart. For example, time, we are abandoned, and only an occasional white hair knows that youth is perishable; For example, love, when met, will not be cherished, and when missed, will understand that reality is so cruel. Some things are lost, which makes us unforgettable more than having them.

2 1, everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you, so people always have to learn to grow up for a while.

22. There are many reasons for not loving. I am busy and tired. Later, I don't feel it. It's inappropriate. It's for your own good ... And there is only one performance of love. I always want to find you and be with you.

23. I don't take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I don't know if I am important in your heart.

24. The only thing you can't cheat in the world is your own heart, which always exposes your joys and sorrows when you least expect it.

25, in fact, the best day, nothing more than you are making trouble, he is laughing, so warm for a lifetime.

26, time is quiet, talking to you. Little water flies, with you. Prosperous, you are old.

Actually, beauty is a gift, not a mistake. To tell the truth, dressing up beautifully is also a kind of self-esteem. How can we ask others to respect us if we don't respect our appearance? Of course, this has nothing to do with being too poor and loving the rich. Appreciating beauty is human instinct. If everyone takes care of himself within his own ability to get respect, then everyone is not addicted to his eyes?

28. Life, whether you have achieved anything or not, is relative, indicating your attitude towards life. When the road is tortuous, look at the clouds of life; When life is frustrated, the fate of Jingpin is bittersweet; When life is proud, listen to the brilliant music of life! Therefore, life is both ordinary and noble. Only by keeping the fire of the soul in the dark, keeping the spirit of the soul in failure and keeping firm faith in the rainstorm can we move forward more lightly and steadily!

Talk about lifelong love

1, the biggest fear about distance is that you don't know whether that person is missing you or has forgotten you.

When you thought you were about to forget, it suddenly fell into your eyes. You call it happiness, or coincidence, or incredible.

Love is like a play. Your friendship is a guest appearance, but I perform with my heart.

In the best time, you are the concern of my life.

We are so small, but the world is big enough to accommodate all coincidences and miracles. No one can stop one person from meeting and leaving another person, thinking about it, just like the button that rolled under the sofa.

6. Once, there was a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. If you can give me another chance, I will tell you gently that I once loved you so much.

I know, but I still don't understand why you left me.

8. I have always believed that shadows can be beautiful, because they are the gift of light.

9. Raindrops hit the heart and tears hit the face. Is this a separate rhythm?

10, the moment we passed you by, we already recognized each other.

1 1. Love is a joke, which kills others and hurts yourself. Talk about a lifelong love.

12, to the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world.

13, the happiest time for a madman is to be accompanied by a fool, and my best time is only to have you around.

14, don't always give me a knife and then give me painkillers.

15, stop being invisible, I know you are avoiding me.

16, if you never leave, I will live and die together.

17. If you want to leave me, just go quickly and don't look back.

18, people must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises and letting go of everything.

19, I love you with my childhood youth, and then I forget you with the rest of my life.

20. In my next life, I just want to stare at your smiling face, that's all.

2 1, I am used to loneliness, and I always feel more comfortable alone.

22. Just like there is an ocean of change between us, I can never cross it. Talk about lifelong love

23. At present, I just lost the weight, and I can't see the weight of this feeling clearly.

There is no point in saying anything, because you don't belong to me anymore.

25. A person's kindness to you is not immediately obvious. Because the surging love comes and goes quickly. And the people who are really good to you are often a long stream of water. You may blame him for his insincerity, but you can feel his omnipresent concern for you every day. Good feelings will not make you dizzy at once, but spoil you over time.

26. You know, I have been very active. If I am not active enough in love, it means that I don't love you enough.

27. The softest sunshine in my heart comes from your childish appearance.

28. Since you can hug, don't let go.

29. Every second with you is happy, even if you are sad, you are willing.

30. My world shines because of you and my life is crazy because of you.

3 1, you say you like me, but you will never understand my sadness.

32. The scars hidden in your heart will never heal.

Even if you go to the ends of the earth, you will never leave my heart.

34. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

35. Do you understand my feelings? My heart is as transparent as glass, but you still don't understand. The latest classic love talks about life.

36. We are all cacti. When we are loved, we never hide the edge of hurting people, because without fear, we feel that no matter how wantonly hurt, that person will not leave.

37. When I miss being with you, my heart hurts so much.

38. The past is a beautiful memory and an unforgettable pain.

39. The desire for power is stronger than the desire for love.

40. If you shed a lot of tears, you will look fall in price, so bite the bullet even if you are hurt.

4 1. After that, you changed several stops, and I was always lonely.

42. Absolute beauty, pure white love, some people believe, no one believes. You believe it has, it has; You don't believe it exists, but you have to expose it with a realistic eye and analyze it, and it will be disillusioned.

43. I never thought that we had been in love, and now we can only recall it with strangers.

44. Finally, you fell in love with your girlfriend's elegant high heels and left my ordinary canvas shoes.

45. Looking back carefully on the past, people with a heart will find that in fact, most of those who left life were released by their own willfulness and ignorance. We all think we are arrogant princesses, but forget that in love, we are all equal.

No matter how wrong she was, I was wrong the moment she started crying.

I love you not because of what you want, but because of what I give you.

48. Laugh with you, be tired with you, and we will snuggle up and accompany you through life.

49. Good love is a shameless act of pretending to be reserved. Don't wait until you are shameless and pretend to be reserved before you cry.

50. In fact, as long as you know, not all feelings can be lingering; Not all encounters can go together; Not all love can last forever; Do it.

5 1, dare not say, can only rot in my heart; People who can't love can only take it to heart.

52. The simple thing is that I want to be with you, but the difficult thing is that we missed this life.

53. I can feel your heartache. You have unspeakable helplessness, but you show indifference. The more you do this, the worse I feel.

54. If you fall in love with someone, you can't escape a sweet word. How to write love stories? Green means appreciation. So having a good impression on you means loving and appreciating you in your heart. So you will find that. When someone loves you, it's all for your own good. And when he doesn't love you, everything you do is wrong. Actually, you haven't changed. What really changed is that the feelings in his heart are gone.

55. Love someone for a lifetime, and you will always be my favorite.

56. I have given up my youth, and I am willing to accompany you to the old age.

57. I am willing to give up everyone's ambiguity and wait for an uncertain future!

58. We will graduate in a few days, but I don't think this is the last time we will be together.

59. Loving you is a warm sadness, a romantic feeling, a gentle gesture, and a love that I want to say but have to say!

60. I will learn not to be jealous or cry in the future.

6 1, unhappy is not dangerous, unsafe is not boring. Coffee is bad for the stomach, smoking is bad for the lungs, and love is bad for the heart. But we can't give it up.

62. Over time, we gradually become the most annoying kind of people.

In your sleep, there is a smiling face that belongs to you. Very sweet, very sweet.

64. I have long been used to living alone, but I am not used to your sudden intrusion.

65. Don't commit too much to anything. It is not that people will be cheated, but that people have no way to control the future. Since we don't know what will happen tomorrow, what's the point of making a promise? So many times, you don't have to think too much and listen too much. If you love someone, love him well, and if he is not good to you, he will be decisive. The point is not to be afraid of breaking up. If you are not afraid of breaking up, you don't have to be afraid of anything.

66. You hold me, I hold you and walk hand in hand.

67. The deeper you love, the deeper you hurt. Could it be you who got hurt?

68. I miss the time we spent together in the past.

69, time, you can understand love, you can prove love, you can also overthrow love.

70. From love at first sight to love for a long time, we had a process but there was no result.