The coldest joke in the world

A penguin lives in the North Pole. It has no friends. A bear in the Antarctic is its friend. One day, the penguin decided to play with the bear (it takes six months to get from the South Pole to the North Pole). After walking for three months, the penguin suddenly remembered that the gas at home was left on, so he went home and turned off the gas.

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A penguin lives in the North Pole. It has no friends. A bear in the Antarctic is its friend. One day, the penguin decided to play with the bear from the South Pole.

It takes six months to reach the North Pole. After six months, I arrived at the bear's door. The bear said to him, "I won't play with you." ~~~~~~~

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A penguin lives in the North Pole. It has no friends. A bear in the Antarctic is its friend. One day, the penguin decided to play with the bear from the South Pole.

It takes six months to reach the North Pole. When it took him six months to walk to the bear's door, he saw the words on the bear's door: Brother Penguin, I don't think it's fun for us to be so far apart, so I moved my home next to yours a year ago. ~~~~~~~~