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The five most disgusting words in the world
1, suffering is the greatest wealth in life.
Some people say that only by suffering can you become a master. However, we have to endure suffering, which is the last thing in our life. The master's next sentence is to climb the mountain before he knows the world over there. People who praise suffering often regard suffering as a virtue to fool the poor. Because you are not miserable, how can they enjoy happiness?
2. Harmony is the most important, and the overall situation is the most important.
The person who can say this sentence must not be the client, because the client will not take his own interests to protect the interests of others. Be patient this time, and they will bully you even more brazenly next time. You put the overall situation first, and their first thought is to sacrifice you!
Justice may be late, but it will never be absent.
Late justice or justice? Like Wu Zhi and Pan Jinlian, this notoriety has been circulating for hundreds of years. Even if today's people excuse it, Shi Naian's descendants will apologize for their ancestors, but what's the point of this couple? Belated justice is only the truth, and it can't heal the victims' pain.
Children from poor families have taken the initiative very early.
The reality is that children from poor families mature later. The real master should not be cooking and herding sheep, nor should he take care of his younger brothers and sisters, nor should he be forced to do all kinds of coolies for a living, but should understand the underlying logic of human society. Sadly, children from poor families are always obsessed with meaningless trifles and lose time to improve their cognition and thinking.
5. Hard work makes you rich.
This is really a big joke. Even in an agricultural society, hard work can only make the poor barely have enough food and clothing. The eldest brother who moves bricks on the construction site, the farmer who cultivates the land, the sanitation worker in the street, and the brothers and sisters who go to work in the factory, who are not diligent? Did they get rich? Tired physical strength every day, but only get a meager income, and may be deducted by the boss. What really gets rich is not hard work, but thinking.
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