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One day,

Xiao Ming went to school. The teacher asked Xiao Ming in class: "Xiao Ming, who burned the Epang Palace?"

Xiao Ming: "Old ．．．Teacher，it’s not me．Don’t scold me．The teacher was so angry that he called Xiao Ming’s father． , I don’t even know who burned the Afang Palace! And he said he didn’t burn it.

Father: “Teacher, I’m so sorry. Our Xiao Ming is stupid, but he is very honest. He said he didn’t burn it. "It wasn't him who burned it."

The teacher didn't want to communicate with Xiao Ming's father anymore, so he asked his mother to listen to the phone.

After listening to the teacher's statement, the mother said: "Teacher, I'm so sorry, I'm going to scold Xiao Ming!"

Then the sound of scolding and hitting children was faintly heard.

After a while,

Xiao Ming’s mother returned to the phone: “Teacher, I’m sorry to keep you waiting for so long. Xiao Ming admitted that he burned the Afang Palace. This child, If you don't fight, you won't be able to do anything." ．

When he walked to the toilet, the more he thought about it, the angrier he became, so he kicked the toilet. Unexpectedly, the toilet fell into the river.

Xiao Ming was startled. He looked around and went to school. .

The teacher in class that day happened to tell the story of Washington cutting down the cherry tree, which made Xiao Ming decide to be an honest child.

After returning home, he admitted to his father that he kicked down the toilet He thought he would be praised by his father, but unexpectedly his father slapped him twice.

Xiao Ming choked up and said to his father: "When Washington told the truth, his father forgave him. Why don't you be like Washington's father.

Father said to Xiao Ming earnestly: " "Child..., that's because Washington's father was not in the tree at the time." One day, Xiao Ming climbed up the neighbor's fruit tree to pick fruits. Caught by a neighbor.

Neighbor: "You are a bad boy. You started to be a thief at a young age. You are good at it when you grow up. Come down here and take me to see your father!"

So,

Xiao Ming shouted to another tree: "Dad! Someone is looking for you."

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Xiao Ming and his parents I went to Muzha Zoo and finally stopped in front of the monkey cage and found that the monkeys were nowhere to be seen.

Xiao Ming's mother curiously asked the administrator: "Where did the monkeys go today?"

"They went back to the cave, madam." Management. The member said: "It's the mating season now."

Xiao Ming's mother asked again: "If I throw some peanuts in, will they come out?"

"I I don’t know! This lady.”

The administrator scratched his head and said with a smile: “If it were you, would you come out?”

An alien. Come to the farmland, there is a farmer in the farmland. The alien made a sign of three with his hand, and the farmer made a sign of five; the alien made a sign of eight, and the farmer raised his thumb, and then the two of them ran away at the same time.

The farmer went home and told others: "I met an alien in the field. The alien stretched out his hand and said there were three cucumbers in my vegetable field. I stretched out my hand and shook it, and that's not all. The alien reached out and guessed eight again. I gave him a thumbs up and praised him for guessing correctly. How did he know?"

The alien ran home and told the other aliens: " I stretched out my hand and told the farmer that I had killed three people yesterday; he stretched out his hand and said that he had killed five; I gestured that I had killed them with a gun, but he actually used his thumb to kill them. Dead!"