Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Make sentences with flour (about 30 or so)
Make sentences with flour (about 30 or so)
Dewdrops fell from the sieve like flour.
3, basketball, the more you shoot down, the higher you jump, and the pressure becomes motivation; Flour, born to float, becomes practical after falling in love with water, which is the driving force of love; Text messages always pop up on your mobile phone because you are very attractive.
I wish you a word of happiness.
Make progress every day and gain new knowledge!
Let's buy some flour for jiaozi today.
Fantasy can make people swallow chaff as flour.
6. There is always a solution to everything, Oscar. There will always be a bag of flour somewhere.
7. When I got to school, I vaguely saw light snow falling from the sky like flour through the window.
8. Even if the porridge is bad,
Zhu Ziqing doesn't eat flour rationed by the United States either.
9. The reason why you can't tolerate sand is that the sieve you use to choose flour is too thin ... The reason why I can tolerate you is that I caught a big fish with a net and let all the small fish slip by ...
10, the planted wheat should be harvested, and the ground flour should be cooked by fire. This sentence is "Mid-Autumn Festival", made of mooncake skin. In the stuffing bags made by talents, the whole family mobilized. This sentence is "reunion", eating moon cakes. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, I wish the whole family a reunion!
1 1, our days: drinking Sanlu milk, facing Shengyuan milk powder, eating white flour, chewing gutter oil fried dough sticks, swallowing Sudan red duck eggs, eating lean pork, fighting fake vaccines, living in the bean curd dregs project, sleeping in the Da Vinci bed, taking the Otis elevator and taking the Beijing-Shanghai high-speed rail. With the sound of "rising" and riding the whistling mountain wind, we are walking on a road leading to "peace", my friend, safety comes first!
12, I cooked sweet glutinous rice balls for you with blessed flour, happy water and missing stuffing! I wish you a long and happy life, always sweet! Happy Lantern Festival!
13, free joke: A man wears sunglasses to the street, and an old man asks: Is the young man from the flour mill? M: How do you know? Grandpa: The donkey in the mill at the east end of the village wears your things when grinding.
14, Toona sinensis in Grain Rain, delicious and fragrant for you: a small Toona sinensis leaf, washed, mixed with flour, salt, eggs and water, and fried into a Toona sinensis fish in an oil pan, with golden color, crisp outside and tender inside, and fragrant smell.
15, make a round noodle with auspicious flour and a round stuffing with wishful honey, and wrap them together to make a reunion dinner. Boil Happy jiaozi with Happy Water for the whole family to enjoy. May you always smile and enjoy the Lantern Festival.
16, instant noodles have gone up in price, eggs have gone up in price, flour has gone up in price, gasoline has gone up in price, down jackets have gone up in price ... Everything around us has gone up in price, except wages, but we still have to be strong, because now the cemetery has gone up in price. ...
17, people died naturally, or from gutter oil, or from lime powder, or from stone milk powder, or from poisonous vaccines, or from dangerous houses, or from demolition, or from diaries, or from debauchery, or from BMW wheels ... Our slogan: A glass of milk a day shocks the whole country! Death is not terrible, what is terrible is that you don't even know how you died!
18, don't move Your left brain is full of water and your right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.
19, I use rolling wealth as flour, sweet love as butter and sugar, successful career as eggs, and happiness and happiness to make a big cake for you. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
20. There are many fish I can't name, such as sausage fish like delicious sausage, cattail leaf fan fish like a big fan, white flour fish like a ball of white flour, cube fish like a computer, and root fish like roots. ...
2 1, Magnolia is deeply loved by people because its flowers are as white as jade. In literary works, there are many poems describing Magnolia, such as: "The plain face is thick and pink, and the jade lamp is blue, so why spend honey and enjoy flowers when you are drunk".
According to the World Food Programme, they brought only 75,000 tons of food this year. By June 5438+065438+ 10, the milk powder was used up. June 5438+next year 10, there will be no flour and cooking oil.
23. Lotus leaves and bamboo leaves are used to wrap auspicious symbols of the Dragon Boat Festival, while dough is used to manually stir the reunion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, and New Year's flour is used to roll out fifteen yuan dumplings. Every point is a blessing! Congratulations: Happy Lantern Festival!
24. Have you waxed the apple? Fruit wax: Apple's own plant protective layer, which can't be scraped off and has no obvious harm. ② Artificial fruit wax: mostly extracted from crabs and shells, with bright appearance and slightly sticky touch. You can rub it with warm water and strong salt, or soak it in warm water and flour 10- 15 minutes before washing. (3) Industrial wax: Wiping the peel with a paper towel will wipe off a faint red layer, which contains mercury and lead and is inedible.
25. scientifically match food: if you are greedy for snacks and neglect dinner, crispy and sweet snacks with various tastes are mostly made of flour, millet and potatoes, which are processed by frying, heating or adding leavening agents.
26. Today is your birthday. I made a love cake for you, sweet as cream, happy as eggs, happy as flour and lucky as yeast. I wish you a happy life and a happy birthday!
27. Practical Tips for Cleaning It's time for cleaning at the end of the year! Teach you a few tricks to clean your home easily: 1, clean the kitchen window, and fix it with a few pieces of plastic wrap; 2. The gas stove can be wiped clean with scouring pad dipped in flour; 3, wool clothing, solved with shampoo; 4. The chopping board can be painted with salt. Start the year-end cleaning and welcome the New Year cleaning!
28. I made jam with happiness, peace and health, chose wishful, lucky and auspicious flour, made a piece of Christmas bread with my hands that have experienced life and the power of missing, and gave it to you. I wish you a romantic, warm and happy Christmas.
29, winter hand care tips: 1 warm water plus white vinegar or lemon juice for five minutes can make the skin soft and white; 2 hand cream will be more moist when applied after being slightly heated in the microwave oven; 3 use honey and sugar for ten minutes before going to bed, wipe with water and apply maintenance liquid; 4 Stir three spoonfuls of raw milk and flour into a paste and apply it to your hands. Wash with warm water after drying to prevent wrinkling and moisture; Soak your hands in warm olive oil to prevent barbs. May your hands be warm in winter and your heart be warm in winter!
30. China people are dead, either from mudslides, gutter oil, quack knives, BMW cars, lime powder, stone milk powder, stock market crash, fraudulent phone calls, dangerous houses, demolition and diaries, or from poisoned vaccines. Death is not terrible, what is terrible is that you don't even know how you died!
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