An interesting passage

Xiaoming is sitting in front of his house eating ice cream. Not far away, a little boy in rags was watching him eagerly, drooling. Xiaoming sympathized with him and beckoned the little boy to come over. Then he handed him a bench and said, "Come, sit and watch!" " "

2. What are you shouting? Believe it or not, I will give you some color to see see. Sample! Look at that. This one is green, and the one next to it is yellow!

Today, the hospital received a patient with a fracture. Q: How did you break your bone? Patient: I felt sand in my shoes when I was walking, so I shook the sand with a telephone pole. Who knows, an asshole thought I was electrocuted, picked up a stick and knocked two sticks here. ...

I went to the hospital to register today. There is a gun in front of me. The hospital staff asked him which subject he was hanging. He raised his blue finger and said angrily, Guess? Direct Registration: Psychiatry or Gynecology?

In class, a classmate suddenly stood up and then sat down quickly. The teacher said, What are you messing around with? You scared me! The classmate said indignantly, teacher, there is no way. The thrust of the fart just now was too great. ...

Q: What's the difference between a master and a master? God replied, "Master, there is a demon ahead!" " "Master, turn right ahead."

7. Robber: Tell me the password of the safe! Salesgirl: I won't tell you if you kill me! Even if you spoil me, I won't say anything The robber looked her up and down and said, you must be beautiful!

8. Why hasn't anyone wished me a happy birthday after twelve o'clock? Is my popularity that bad? I thought about it for a long time. Maybe it's because it's not my birthday!

9. Drive along the highway. As we approached the service area, the driver shouted, "Go to the toilet quickly and get ready in advance!" A buddy next to him asked weakly, "How to prepare in advance? Do you want to take off your pants now?

Today, the police caught a thief. The policeman asked the thief what you stole. The thief said that he had stolen a pick, broom and dustpan. The police directly give the thief a big mouth, so you can't steal TV sets and electric fans? Can't you steal some? I'll write. How do you write those words?

1 1. There is a disease called watching and listening to inspirational speeches, inspirational movies, inspirational books and inspirational songs, as if you have worked hard.

Twelve. Tourism, there is a temple in the scenic spot, so I stopped by to play in the temple. When you buy a ticket, ask if you have a student ticket. The result of the conductor's answer is super classic. He said: all beings are equal before the Buddha, and there is no student ticket!

Thirteen. There is a long line in front of the toilet. A gentleman: I can't hold it any longer. Can you let me in first? The person in front clenched his fist and squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: damn, you can at least talk!

The kid next door finally vowed to lose weight-at the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Sorry, buddy, you blocked my cell phone signal."

15. I was going to lose weight as a lightning bolt this year and blind your eyes, but I didn't want to become a nut wall and block your view.

15. "What kind of men do you women like?" "More humorous!" "Then I'm not a group of wives?" "Humorous people don't count!

17. I just gave myself a divination. The five elements lack housing, life lacks land, Cary lacks money, and love lacks love. This divination is really accurate. It hurts everywhere except nobody.

18. A person always farts at work, and colleagues can't help but say, can you be quiet? Then I saw him sitting there trembling. Colleagues asked him what he was doing, and he replied, I am tuned to vibration now!

I took my watch to the watch repair shop: "My watch doesn't work. I want to have it repaired." "Ok, come and get it tomorrow." The next day, when I went to the watch shop again, I found my watch missing and asked the clerk, "Where is my watch?" "It's gone." 2 the achievements of Xueba. Goddess selfie, local tyrants make a fortune, model shaping. I just want to bask in the sun, it rains every day!

I couldn't catch up with the BMW after all, so I just watched it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

Twenty-two I quarreled with my wife and regretted not letting her go afterwards. I want to give her a necklace to coax her, but I don't know how long it will take. So, when my wife was sleeping at night, she secretly took a rope and put it around her neck. As a result, she woke up.

23. A friend came to my house as a guest. Seeing that my goldfish was well kept, he asked me the secret. After all, he is my good friend, so I told him my six-word secret of raising fish: change more water and change fish frequently!

In geography class, the teacher asked Hall's deskmate: Which is the highest mountain in the world? Deskmate: Everest. Teacher: Where is it? Deskmate: geography textbook page 18. Suddenly, the whole class was silent.