4 classic jokes

? 1. When it was dark, my sister and I were under a big tree in the park. The scenery in the park is beautiful and there are few people. It's so poetic ? I said, "I'm in a bad mood. Please make me happy. " ? "good!" She has a smiling face. ? "Let's get started." ? "My one hand makes you happy?" She said softly. ? I am a little greedy and shake my head. ? "I make you happy with my hands?" She said more softly. ? I'm still a little greedy. I still shook my head. ? "Then I use two hands and one mouth to make you happy?" She said very gently. ? I nodded desperately, I was elated! ! ! ! ? Bang, bang! ! ! I got slapped twice! ! ? Shh! She spit all over my face! ! !

? 2. Zidane: "Guess what I will do when I get paid?" ? Figo: "For your wife?" ? Zidane: "No, it's in the bank." ? Figo: "That's a man." ? Zidane: "Then give my wife the passbook."

? 3. Goody's family has a champion dog who fights with dogs everywhere and wins ... whether it's domestic ... foreign ...? So he is very arrogant … challenging other dogs and barking at them …? One day, Goody took the champion dog for a walk on the road ...? Seeing Raul leading a big dog, Guti's champion dog came running and barked? Goody thought, wouldn't it be great if my champion dog beat Raul's dog? ? So he said to Raul, "How about letting my champion dog hit your dog?" ? Raul: Is this ... not good? Goody: "It doesn't matter. If it really hurts your dog, I will stop it. " ? Raul: "Still not good." ? While the two of them were discussing, two dogs started to fight. As a result, the champion dog was defeated, which was extremely embarrassing ...? Guti asked in surprise, "Raul, what kind of dog is this in your house?" ? Raul: "Well, before his hair was pulled out, people called him a lion."

Patient: I can't sleep. ? Doctor: these pills, red makes you dream of Dehua; Allen's white dream; Runfa's green dream; ? Patient: What about eating them all? ? Doctor: Then you can see Guo Rong. ...