What's the biggest joke you've ever made in your life?

One day in the summer when I was 9 years old, I filled a basin with some urea at 10 a.m. and prepared to go to the rice field to fertilize the seedlings. Unexpectedly, I suddenly had to go to the toilet when I went out, so I put the urea on the stove inside the door. on the bed, and hurried to the toilet to solve the internal emergency. When I came back, my grandma was already making stir-fries for lunch. She had used the feces on the stove as salt, but after a lot of cooking, the dishes she tried were not salty, but felt very fatty. She blamed my dad for buying them that time. The salt is not good. Only then did I know that she had used urea as salt. After I told her the truth, she scolded me for putting it in a mess. I immediately took the urea to the rice field to fertilize. Grandma dumped the vegetables in the trash can and started frying them again.

The moon sets in the water

Looking at the twists and turns of the water

I am eager to save the moon

Trying to catch the moon without success

This incident happened in the second semester of my junior year. At that time, I had just broken up with my girlfriend and I was in a low mood. One weekend, I took my classmates to eat and drink. I was really drunk that time, and my classmates helped me Downstairs, my classmates went to ask the dormitory aunt to open the door for us. I saw the dormitory aunt excitedly rushed over and hugged me, and asked: "Auntie, have you ever loved someone? Do you know what it feels like to love someone? ?" My aunt patted me on the back and said, "The person I love most is you. Go to bed. Don't vomit. If you want to vomit, go to the toilet." My classmates told me later that they laughed until they cried~ Hahahahahahahaha

Hahahaha, so many jokes!

“Making a phone call”

“First time using a phone”, Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I thought: "What's going on?" Why is there no sound? Is the phone broken? Someone next to me spoke, "Hey, eldest sister, you have knocked down your phone." Oh, hum, did I say that? Why is there no sound!

"I miss my son"

When I opened the hotel, my son was in college, and I missed my son. Thinking of my son, as soon as I went out, I met a man walking over. I opened my mouth and asked: "Son, do you live in the hotel?" The young man blushed, and then replied: "I live." I immediately realized that I had said the wrong thing, so I laughed, and the young man also laughed with a red face. As soon as I pointed to my "hotel plaque", he followed me and stayed at my house.

To "stop the fight", I saw an old couple having an argument. The old man was very talkative. The spittle was flying out of her mouth, and the old lady had a sullen face and said nothing. I couldn't stand it anymore, "I wanted to defend the old lady," so I smiled and said to the old man, "Sir, don't be anxious. Speak slowly and don't tire out your dentures." "She dropped it." The old man laughed and said, "Damn it, she doesn't understand anything, can't do anything well, can't do anything well, and doesn't have anything left to eat." The old lady also pursed her lips and smiled. He said, "Well, that's not good. What you said is so right! He lost his tooth. Well, that's what happened to him." Someone nearby heard our conversation and laughed along with them. I was so happy that when I raised my foot, I accidentally fell down and fell to the ground. Everyone onlookers laughed, no one cared about me, they were all laughing.

Haha, okay, let’s not talk about it anymore. I have plenty of “my jokes”, so here they go!

I haven’t finished it in my lifetime, so I can’t tell you about it yet. I’ll tell you on my deathbed!